A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket {Patrick Warburton} #1 - Leading us through these unfortunate events...

Awesome Nerds · 01-15-2017, 06:13 AM

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Lemony Snicket | Patrick Warburton
{#1}

To Beatrice -
darling, dearest, dead.

For Beatrice -
My love for you shall live forever.
You, however, did not.

For Beatrice -
I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.

To Beatrice -
My love flew like a butterfly
Until death swooped down like a bat
As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said:
“That’s the end of that.”

For Beatrice -
You will always be in my heart,
In my mind,
And in your grave.

For Beatrice -
When we met my life began,
Soon afterward, yours ended.

For Beatrice -
When we were together I felt breathless.
Now you are.

For Beatrice -
Summer without you is as cold as winter.
Winter without you is even colder.

For Beatrice -
Our love broke my heart,
and stopped yours.

For Beatrice -
When we first met, you were pretty, and I was lonely.
Now I am pretty lonely.

For Beatrice -
Dead women tell no tales.
Sad men write them down.

For Beatrice -
No one could extinguish my love,
or your house.

For Beatrice -
I cherished, you perished.
The world’s been nightmarished

For Beatrice -
We are like boats passing in the night -
particularly you.

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heartღaflutter · 01-15-2017, 07:07 AM

haha me too he's perfect!

**Summer Falls** · 01-15-2017, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Awesome Nerds (View Post)

I adore him, just from the trailers already

yes i know

his got the great voice

lisagslack14 · 01-15-2017, 07:24 AM

Please add me

Awesome Nerds · 01-15-2017, 07:30 AM

Will do once I have a list

His voice really is wonderful

WG20 · 01-15-2017, 07:38 AM

Add me too, he IS great!

**Summer Falls** · 01-15-2017, 07:49 AM

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Will do once I have a list

His voice really is wonderful

he does all the animation voices so his got that talent

Awesome Nerds · 01-15-2017, 07:58 AM

Really though, his voice is instantly recognizable, even if you don't know his face

**Always & Forever** · 01-15-2017, 10:06 AM

^So true!

His voice is perfect for this, it's just gonna take some getting used to for me because I'm used to Jude Law's English accent from the movie.

22 Umbrellas · 01-15-2017, 02:46 PM

When I first saw the trailers, I was not happy that they were showing his face because that didn't fit how I ever saw the character in the books, but I'm happy to be proven completely wrong while watching the episodes. The direct address works so well and when he showed up on Briny Beach as the life guard i couldn't stop laughing.

Awesome Nerds · 01-15-2017, 04:19 PM

It does feel that showing him would be a good call, with how much he directly addresses the readers in the books

And ha! That reminds me a bit of Alan Cumming popping in to narrate in Reefer Madness (if you've seen it, I love you already

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***L i N d $ @ y*** · 01-16-2017, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Awesome Nerds (View Post)

His voice really is wonderful

It's so soothing for me, like a voice I'd prefer if I was to listen to a story being narrated. I like the tone he used for the show.

sourburst · 01-16-2017, 05:21 AM

please add me

**Summer Falls** · 01-16-2017, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuh-V8 (View Post)

^So true!

His voice is perfect for this, it's just gonna take some getting used to for me because I'm used to Jude Law's English accent from the movie.

I did like jude laws take kn it to his voice is wonderful

sourburst · 01-16-2017, 06:28 AM

I prefer Jude Law imo


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