The 80s - Rodney Dangerfield #3 - "When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother." - Page 9

**Barrybgb** · 10-18-2018, 09:32 AM

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

**Melis** · 10-18-2018, 07:12 PM

oh my. He has some zingers.

**Barrybgb** · 11-14-2018, 10:42 AM

"my old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks."

**Melis** · 11-14-2018, 08:13 PM

That's a funny one.

JoJoF92 · 11-15-2018, 02:10 AM

such a funny guy

**Barrybgb** · 11-15-2018, 10:22 AM

"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."

**Melis** · 11-15-2018, 05:57 PM

Oh wow. harsh words

**Barrybgb** · 12-17-2018, 10:14 AM

**Melis** · 12-17-2018, 06:47 PM

OMG! Right into the tree

JoJoF92 · 12-18-2018, 01:12 AM

maybe it wasn't the best place to put the bike

**Barrybgb** · 12-18-2018, 08:10 AM

That always makes me laugh. That was from "Easy Money".

**Melis** · 12-18-2018, 08:06 PM

I laught at it.

**Barrybgb** · 12-22-2018, 10:06 AM

"At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till Grandpa sneezed."

**Melis** · 12-22-2018, 05:30 PM

OMG! lol

JoJoF92 · 12-23-2018, 08:19 AM

good Lord

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