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| Fan Forum's Finest ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Married with Children (1987) #3 ![]() Bud: Hey, they're hosting a talent show contest. Peggy: Yeah, and the first prize is 500 dollars. Bud: Why don't we enter? Al: Because we don't have any talent. Kelly: Dad, what are you talking about? Bud does a solo act every night. Of course, he hasn't gotten an award for it since the Cub Scouts. ~~ Kelly: I'm trying to teach these kids how to read. Bud: But, Kelly, you can't read. Kelly: Well you can't score, but you still have a bed. ~~ Al: Kelly, when I was a kid, there were lots of parties I wasn't invited to. I showed up anyway. I stood there with a big smile on my face, and said, "I'm here." and headed right for the food. Sure, they didn't want me there, but I had a great time. And if they didn't, so what? The point is if you want to be there, be there. Even if they hate you. You're a Bundy. Start acting like one. ~~ Al: Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed. ~~ Peggy: Is it dead, Al? Al: It doodied on the trap, Peg, and in my bowling shoe. Peggy: Something went in your shoe and lived? Will you call an exterminator now? Al: Nah, now it's personal. __________________ Victor: "Wait. I made a promise" The Corpse Bride: "You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you" ![]() ![]() Jenny | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | new thread ![]() __________________ Victor: "Wait. I made a promise" The Corpse Bride: "You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you" ![]() ![]() Jenny | |||
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| tftnt! i love the OP, so cute and funny gosh they crack me up!__________________ Throw some Glitter, Make it Rain | |||
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| Tftnt. __________________ Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Doc Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? | |||
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| I remember when I first saw this. I was like "Wow! Are they really acting and talking like that?" I had never seen a family sitcom like this before! Lol. __________________ Relive Or Discover The Most Magical Decade. The 80s. http://www.fanforum.com/f129/ On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/barrybgb | |||
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| LOL Never have I seen a character be as stupid than Kelly. ![]() __________________ Wade Kinsella ♥ Zoe Hart | |||
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| Ha ha. Bud replies "And an empty one!" __________________ Relive Or Discover The Most Magical Decade. The 80s. http://www.fanforum.com/f129/ On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/barrybgb | |||
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| LMBO!!! Barry, I thought that too when I had first seen it ![]() __________________ Throw some Glitter, Make it Rain | |||
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| Steve: "Al, aren't you punishing your family enough by living with them?" __________________ Relive Or Discover The Most Magical Decade. The 80s. http://www.fanforum.com/f129/ On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/barrybgb | |||
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| Hahaha, that cracks me up everytime :rofl: __________________ Throw some Glitter, Make it Rain | |||
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| Marcy: "These kids need to be punished! Something highly unpleasant" Jefferson: "Why don't you sit them down and talk to them for a while" __________________ Relive Or Discover The Most Magical Decade. The 80s. http://www.fanforum.com/f129/ On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/barrybgb | |||
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| Score! What a good day. I got the complete series at Costco today for $30. I couldn't believe it. All 11 seasons and 261 episodes. Not going to find that for any cheaper. __________________ Relive Or Discover The Most Magical Decade. The 80s. http://www.fanforum.com/f129/ On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/barrybgb | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Wow that is a great deal! ![]() __________________ Victor: "Wait. I made a promise" The Corpse Bride: "You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you" ![]() ![]() Jenny | |||
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| The guy at the register was even like "Is there any more back there?" Lol. I love that. Kelly's just says 'Bag'. Lol. __________________ Relive Or Discover The Most Magical Decade. The 80s. http://www.fanforum.com/f129/ On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/barrybgb | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | lol I know priceless ![]() __________________ Victor: "Wait. I made a promise" The Corpse Bride: "You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you" ![]() ![]() Jenny | |||
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