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Old 12-27-2011, 05:01 PM
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Bud: Hey, they're hosting a talent show contest.
Peggy: Yeah, and the first prize is 500 dollars.
Bud: Why don't we enter?
Al: Because we don't have any talent.
Kelly: Dad, what are you talking about? Bud does a solo act every night. Of course, he hasn't gotten an award for it since the Cub Scouts.

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Kelly: I'm trying to teach these kids how to read.
Bud: But, Kelly, you can't read.
Kelly: Well you can't score, but you still have a bed.

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Al: Kelly, when I was a kid, there were lots of parties I wasn't invited to. I showed up anyway. I stood there with a big smile on my face, and said, "I'm here." and headed right for the food. Sure, they didn't want me there, but I had a great time. And if they didn't, so what? The point is if you want to be there, be there. Even if they hate you. You're a Bundy. Start acting like one.

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Al: Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.

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Peggy: Is it dead, Al?
Al: It doodied on the trap, Peg, and in my bowling shoe.
Peggy: Something went in your shoe and lived? Will you call an exterminator now?
Al: Nah, now it's personal.

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Old 12-27-2011, 05:02 PM
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Old 12-27-2011, 05:32 PM
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tftnt! i love the OP, so cute and funny gosh they crack me up!
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Old 12-27-2011, 05:53 PM
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Tftnt.
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:57 AM
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I remember when I first saw this. I was like "Wow! Are they really acting and talking like that?" I had never seen a family sitcom like this before! Lol.
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:35 AM
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LOL Never have I seen a character be as stupid than Kelly.

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Old 12-29-2011, 09:48 AM
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Ha ha. Bud replies "And an empty one!"
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Old 12-30-2011, 12:36 AM
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LMBO!!!

Barry, I thought that too when I had first seen it
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Old 12-30-2011, 11:37 AM
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Steve: "Al, aren't you punishing your family enough by living with them?"
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Old 12-31-2011, 12:38 AM
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Hahaha, that cracks me up everytime :rofl:
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Old 12-31-2011, 11:39 AM
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Marcy: "These kids need to be punished! Something highly unpleasant"

Jefferson: "Why don't you sit them down and talk to them for a while"
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Old 02-09-2012, 04:27 PM
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Score! What a good day. I got the complete series at Costco today for $30. I couldn't believe it. All 11 seasons and 261 episodes. Not going to find that for any cheaper.
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:59 PM
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Wow that is a great deal!

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Old 02-10-2012, 10:09 AM
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The guy at the register was even like "Is there any more back there?" Lol.

I love that. Kelly's just says 'Bag'. Lol.
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Old 02-10-2012, 10:22 PM
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lol I know priceless

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