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Old 07-20-2005, 05:37 PM
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki

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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near

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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A.

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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. when
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. when all

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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. when all the
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. When all the monkeys
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. When all the monkeys started
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. When all the monkeys started farting,

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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. When all the monkeys started farting, he
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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. When all the monkeys started farting, he gagged

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Colin awoke to find that Gwen had snuck out of the bedroom with his hair dishevelled. She had been high on doing cartwheels all night long after drinking so much. Colin found out that his butt had gotten stuck in the toilet bowl while he took a laxative to ease the difficulty of some jalapeños stuck in his purple thong. Then the strangest and most ironic thing was that Angelina stuck her hands in Colin's trousers to feel his manhood. They kissed while photographers popped into frogs underwear commercials making toast to cats and dogs while they talked all about monkeys and Apes. So there finally was a closure of the kind of heard by trees that whispered wistfully in winds blowing eastward; while there came rain. Colin opened Angie's red lace top to reveal hairy Maclary tattooed right on her bosom. Then both doves flew from around Colin's neck and licked him greedily while he ran as fast he slipped and fell into a ditch. There cookies were burnt so badly when the toaster fell down on fire. Lying made everyone nervous about getting ready to go when suddenly they farted loudly, causing the pimps to riot. Chaos consumed the crowd and snakes bit through everyone's clothing which looked like a pile of glittering crap from the junkyard. When then Gwen ripped her clothes around her body and flaunted cleavage of her bosom to Jo, shock between everyone arose quickly, Colin decided to take action. He somehow managed to jump the wall from above a bit of an angle to the new building at great speed causing by-standers to gape at the entire thing. Eventually, he got out of the way of the Mongoose Ricki-Ticki contraption near downtown L.A. When all the monkeys started farting, he gagged at
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