[Danke]

Lauren Graham Talkshow Appearances

2000

01. KTLA Morning Show (5/10); Lauren: "Can we call you mom?"

2001

02. Craig Kilborn (4/27); Lauren: "I'm doing a movie with Justin Timberlake"
03. Craig Kilborn (7/30); Lauren: "He [Craig Kiborn] is saying *This is comfortable, my God this is comfortable*"
04. Leno (4/21); Lauren: “So I went down to the place where I was hired to be 5,9”
05. Leno (11/20); Lauren: “It was just a regular day on the TV show until I got bitten by a horse”
06. Letterman (12/28); Lauren: “There was a teeny tiny little part of me, that thought: Clooney wants me.”
07. Regis & Kelly (12/21); Lauren: “[Jockeys] well they are [little], they have to be cause of the speed and I would have just slowed the horse down.”

2002

08. Carson Daly (12/28); Lauren: "It’s my hair, I have highlights now“
09. Conan O'Brien (3/01); Lauren: "My friends Jen and Pete adopted a chicken for me"
10. Conan O'Brien (12/20); Lauren: "That’s that mean mom from TV, I’m not putting her in Schindler’s List 2 or whatever"
11. Craig Kilborn (5/06); Lauren: "He [her father] said *It's two different shoe day in America*"
12. David Letterman (9/27); Lauren: "I just started ending all the stories cause I felt that was really letting my friends down, you know with and woah, were we stoned.”
13. Jay Leno (5/02); Lauren: "I feel, that I’m a lawyer somewhere in my soul.”
14. KTLA Morning News (5/07); [about drinking too much coffee on the show] Lauren: “I feel a little bad about that because then to the young kids, I don’t know. But I don’t feel bad enough to stop drinking it ”
15. KTLA Morning News (11/26); Lauren: "According my father, he is the king, of everything”
16. Rosie O'Donnell (3/01); Lauren: "There are no bad foods only bad diets"
17. Rosie O'Donnell (6/26); Lauren: "Shells are very big for summer 2002”
18. The View (10/4); Lauren: "A marriage is so hard to maintain, you should start it with your highest hopes”

2003

19. Conan O'Brien (6/12); Lauren: "They have that camera where they're like, they're like *And Jack Nicholson is here tonight*"
20. Conan O'Brien (11/21); Lauren: "Like suddenly my boobs got bigger"
21. Craig Kilborn (1/31); Lauren: "Belly Buttons are cool”
22. Craig Kilborn (11/27); Lauren: "No Craigie no"
23. David Letterman (6/11); Lauren: "Look Sally, that’s me up there on Broadway”
24. David Letterman (11/7); Lauren: "So i said *My name is Jennifer Aniston*"
25. Ellen Degeneres (11/17); Lauren: "I got pulled over by I don't know, WB's cartoon character?"
26. Jimmy Kimmel (2/24); Lauren: "From now on I'm gonna be in agreements with everything Don [King] says."
27. Jimmy Kimmel (9/22); Lauren: "I totally made up with a lot of people. Jaques, Pierre also.”
28. Jimmy Kimmel (12/5); Lauren: "Fireman's are HOT"
29. KTLA Morning News (9/23); Lauren; "I’m always like, can I make out with more people?”
30. Regis and Kelly (1/07); Lauren: "I have actual what’s called a terminal degree, which sounds so weird because you can’t go any further, for some reason you can’t hold a doctor in acting.”
31. The View (5/12); Lauren: "Making out in public in general, I don’t know, especially in a restaurant, there’s something about the making out with the food that is just like not the combination I want”
32. The View (6/19); Lauren: "Who doesn’t love lemonade, right?”

2004

33. Conan O'Brien (5/07); Lauren: "What's up The Diese?"
34. Ellen Degeneres (2/17); Lauren: "It comes with a bun warmer in case you have a problem with cold buns"
35. Ellen Degeneres (9/27); Lauren: "I have a rat professional"
36. Jay Leno (12/23); Lauren: "All the kids run around the table, furiously, picking up all the dishes and everything until the table is cleared. And that’s the game.”
37. KTLA Morning News (11/30); Lauren: "It depends how friendly you are with a...with the a...the actors...the other actors tongue"
38. The View (5/06); [about having an affair while you’re in a relationship] Lauren: "I do think it is a fantasy, probably more common a male fantasy, that the grass is always greener and if only you can just see the other … lawns. "

2005

39. Ellen Degeneres (2/08); Lauren: "Elton John watch out"
40. Ellen Degeneres (9/13); Lauren: "He [moving man] said *You don't have a lot of chairs, you know who has a lot of chairs? Ellen!!*"
41. Ellen Degeneres (11/03); Lauren: "I had to make out with my TV love interest, Scott Patterson, for a photoshoot but we had to make out like the way, we were holding for the cameras, so we were like “mhm” hold and “mhm” hold and we had to do that for a long time.”
42. The View (3/04); Lauren: "Tongue, lots and lots of tongue"

2006

43. Craig Ferguson (9/25); Lauren: "Yoga makes me mad."
44. Ellen Degeneres (2/14); Lauren: "What if i had a date with George Clooney?"
45. Ellen Degeneres (9/26); Lauren: "It [head] just gets lost in the pants"
46. Jimmy Kimmel (9/06); Lauren: "My sister is living with me, but I just kicked her out. She’s british, that’s why she had to leave.”

2007

47. Ellen Degeneres (5/08); Lauren: "Fine, great, ok, we're married, thank you."
48. Jay Leno (06/12); Lauren: "Lala, you didn't say any of the things you normally say."
49. Conan O'Brien (06/22); Lauren: "Fatty had a party and nobody came - I have a disco ball!"

2008

50. Ellen Degeneres (9/29); Lauren: "I'm so needing a pizza, right?"
51. Craig Ferguson (10/02); Lauren: "I don't want you to have sexy dreams about me."
52. The Hour (10/02); Lauren: "I still don't have a microwave."
53. The Bonnie Hunt Show (10/6); Lauren: "Like, who's the actress in the family?"
54. Craig Ferguson (10/31); Lauren: "I'm just touching myself."

2009

55. David Letterman (1/27); Lauren: "They wished, for my sake, that I had died sooner."
56. The View (4/1); Lauren: "I'm doing a pilot."
57. Jimmy Fallon (4/3); Lauren: "Kelly Clarkson came backstage and I was like, I'm done."
58. Rachael Ray (5/11); Lauren: "I haven't taken my wig out."
59. Jimmy Fallon (7/16); Lauren: "We've got tonight, who needs tomorrow?"
60. The View (7/17); Lauren: "They say it for themselves.".
61. Ellen Degeneres (10/20); Lauren: "Happy Birthday Mildred!"
62. Craig Ferguson (10/30); Lauren: "Why is our porn music so terrible?"

2010

63. Craig Ferguson (3/1); Lauren: "Have you ever shod a horse?"
64. Ellen Degeneres (3/2); Lauren: "Just sitting and giggling, I'm gonna make Ellen have funny teeth!"
65. The Tonight Show (3/29); "This is Peter Krause, who plays my brother, and I - and we're discussing about private times between two people."
66. Today Show (4/26); "What's frightening is, in terms of that initial list, I have met it."
67. Craig Ferguson (4/30); Lauren: "Or is it a tour where you go and see ghosts? Which is stupid because everyone knows you can't see ghosts . . ."
68. The Tonight Show (6/16); Lauren: "What?! Shut up, no! Yes, yes. I have a renewed interest in sports, let's just say that."
69. Ellen Degeneres (9/14); Lauren: "Jokes that require an explanation are the best kind."
70. The Tonight Show (9/27); Lauren: "Something feels right in a way that hasn't felt right before."
71. Craig Ferguson (10/5); Lauren: "My fingers are in handcuffs, I can barely pay attention!"

2011

72. Lopez Tonight (1/10); Lauren: "Here, do you want to see a little step from it?"
73. Kevin Pollak´s Chat Show (2/27): Lauren: "I just went in and humped a chair."
74. Today Show (9/9); Lauren: "Look, it's America. My boyfriend is my brother. You can do anything you want!"
75. Regis & Kelly (9/9); Lauren: "I match the carpet"
76. Jimmy Fallon(9/9); Lauren: "Have a tramtastic day, have tramtastic night, watch your step as you exit the tram and everything will be alright. MAKE IT STOP"
77. Craig Ferguson (9/13); Lauren: "Look at this y'all, yeaahhhh"
78. Jay Leno (9/27); "It´s not fraud, it´s just me shopping"
79. Ellen Degeneres (11/14); Lauren: "She did not rent me the house"
80. Rove LA (11/21); Lauren: "No, no, no, no..."

2012

81. The Tonight Show (8/31) "I think I got some faulty seeds"
82. Conan O'Brien (9/5) "What I learnt from your Bruise is your really are a read head"
83. Ellen Degeneres (9/14)

You can find clips of all these appearances Here

Previous Thread

[lancer1993]

What time of day is Ellen on in the US, I understand its different in different states/cities. When can we hope to see a clip

[Danke]

LOL now I wish I could see the legs in person.....wait, that sounds too weird I imagine that now if I ever did meet Lauren I'd just be like totally weird staring at her legs.

Now imagine that you sit in a first row in a theater where she dances in front of you for 3 hours in a skimpy clothing

This will be a long day of waiting.

[lancer1993]

My last post was magically moved to this thread, scary

TFTNT

[Danke]

Originally Posted by lancer1993 (View Post) My last post was magically moved to this thread, scary

I know, right? Mystery (your post is more visible this way)

[sydsgirl1]

Originally Posted by Danke (View Post) Now imagine that you sit in a first row in a theater where she dances in front of you for 3 hours in a skimpy clothing This will be a long day of waiting.

I'll keep a look out on Ellen's site and youtube for a clip.

[Danke]

Short clip is on Ellen site

Lauren Graham at Ellen's Anniversary Party | EllenTV.com


ETA: Lauren is totally a "we" person

[sydsgirl1]

Originally Posted by Danke (View Post) Short clip is on Ellen site Lauren Graham at Ellen's Anniversary Party | EllenTV.com ETA: Lauren is totally a "we" person

Was just about to post that! Wow, she does look fantastic!

And lol did anyone catch the 'us' and 'we' all the time!!

[perrygraham]

That clip was fun. Thank God she has Fred to stand next to her in all her social awkwardness. lol

[Laurenislove]

thanks for the clip! that was fun
she looks amazing.

[laurenlorelai]

Thank you so much for the clip!

I now feel so much better about my social party anxiety! I totally got all jittery and nervous when she was talking about her conversations. I FEEL her pain.


She looks amazing!

[Kizzy81]

Haha, I just coming to post, but you guys got there first! LOL All morning I've been staring at my emails, waiting for YT to send a new Ellen upload, and finally yay!

Loved the clip. She's so funny! Good to know that even celebrities get nervous at social gathering. I hate them. Always so uncomfortable.

Can't wait to see the whole interview!

[gjoni]

Thanks, Katka! Great laughs so far.

[SarahJ5941]

Loved the show. Lauren was beautiful as always. Wow, she does get all flustered at parties even when talking to Diane Keaton. Wonder if they talked about Lauren's book since Diane encouraged her to write? Was glad to hear that she and Peter were invited to Ellen & Porsha's party. Would have loved more new stories but she always tells them in a bit of a different way each time so it is still fun to hear them. I liked that the temple turned into a monastery . I guess this friend Lucy wasn't a friend friend but just someone she met on the trip. From the first time she mentioned getting lost I have wondered why she didn't just call to text her dad. It was really great to see her on Ellen again. Love those two together.

A little Ellen fact: I guess Allison Janney is one of the other people who has been on the show the same amount of times as Lauren. Wonder who the other few are?

Datka, I agree with you, I would rather Lauren and Ellen spend the whole time talking. I do like the games and what not, but I would rather hear about the fun things that are going on in her life.

[Kizzy81]

Another clip. Lost in Vietnam!

Lauren Graham, Michelle Obama, Phillip Phillips, and Sophia Grace & Rosie Have Tea with Justin Bieber! : Lauren Graham | EllenTV.com

Ellen looks like she could listen to her all day! So could we!!