[Danke]

Lauren Graham Talkshow Appearances


2000

01. KTLA Morning Show (5/10); Lauren: "Can we call you mom?"

2001

02. Craig Kilborn (4/27); Lauren: "I'm doing a movie with Justin Timberlake"
03. Craig Kilborn (7/30); Lauren: "He [Craig Kiborn] is saying *This is comfortable, my God this is comfortable*"
04. Leno (4/21); Lauren: “So I went down to the place where I was hired to be 5,9”
05. Leno (11/20); Lauren: “It was just a regular day on the TV show until I got bitten by a horse”
06. Letterman (12/28); Lauren: “There was a teeny tiny little part of me, that thought: Clooney wants me.”
07. Regis & Kelly (12/21); Lauren: “[Jockeys] well they are [little], they have to be cause of the speed and I would have just slowed the horse down.”

2002

08. Carson Daly (12/28); Lauren: "It’s my hair, I have highlights now“
09. Conan O'Brien (3/01); Lauren: "My friends Jen and Pete adopted a chicken for me"
10. Conan O'Brien (12/20); Lauren: "That’s that mean mom from TV, I’m not putting her in Schindler’s List 2 or whatever"
11. Craig Kilborn (5/06); Lauren: "He [her father] said *It's two different shoe day in America*"
12. David Letterman (9/27); Lauren: "I just started ending all the stories cause I felt that was really letting my friends down, you know with and woah, were we stoned.”
13. Jay Leno (5/02); Lauren: "I feel, that I’m a lawyer somewhere in my soul.”
14. KTLA Morning News (5/07); [about drinking too much coffee on the show] Lauren: “I feel a little bad about that because then to the young kids, I don’t know. But I don’t feel bad enough to stop drinking it ”
15. KTLA Morning News (11/26); Lauren: "According my father, he is the king, of everything”
16. Rosie O'Donnell (3/01); Lauren: "There are no bad foods only bad diets"
17. Rosie O'Donnell (6/26); Lauren: "Shells are very big for summer 2002”
18. The View (10/4); Lauren: "A marriage is so hard to maintain, you should start it with your highest hopes”

2003

19. Conan O'Brien (6/12); Lauren: "They have that camera where they're like, they're like *And Jack Nicholson is here tonight*"
20. Conan O'Brien (11/21); Lauren: "Like suddenly my boobs got bigger"
21. Craig Kilborn (1/31); Lauren: "Belly Buttons are cool”
22. Craig Kilborn (11/27); Lauren: "No Craigie no"
23. David Letterman (6/11); Lauren: "Look Sally, that’s me up there on Broadway”
24. David Letterman (11/7); Lauren: "So i said *My name is Jennifer Aniston*"
25. Ellen Degeneres (11/17); Lauren: "I got pulled over by i don't know, WB's cartoon character"
26. Jimmy Kimmel (2/24); Lauren: "From now on I'm gonna be in agreements with everything Don [King] says."
27. Jimmy Kimmel (9/22); Lauren: "I totally made up with a lot of people. Jaques, Pierre also.”
28. Jimmy Kimmel (12/5); Lauren: "Fireman's are HOT"
29. KTLA Morning News (9/23); Lauren; "I’m always like, can I make out with more people?”
30. Regis and Kelly (1/07); Lauren: "I have actual what’s called a terminal degree, which sounds so weird because you can’t go any further, for some reason you can’t hold a doctor in acting.”
31. The View (5/12); Lauren: "Making out in public in general, I don’t know, especially in a restaurant, there’s something about the making out with the food that is just like not the combination I want”
32. The View (6/19); Lauren: "Who doesn’t love lemonade, right?”

2004

33. Conan O'Brien (5/07); Lauren: "What's up The Diese?"
34. Ellen Degeneres (2/17); Lauren: "It comes with a bun warmer in case you have a problem with cold buns"
35. Ellen Degeneres (9/27); Lauren: "I have a rat professional"
36. Jay Leno (12/23); Lauren: "All the kids run around the table, furiously, picking up all the dishes and everything until the table is cleared. And that’s the game.”
37. KTLA Morning News (11/30); Lauren: "It depends how friendly you are with a...with the a...the actors...the other actors tongue"
38. The View (5/06); [about having an affair while you’re in a relationship] Lauren: "I do think it is a fantasy, probably more common a male fantasy, that the grass is always greener and if only you can just see the other … lawns. "

2005

39. Ellen Degeneres (2/08); Lauren: "Elton John watch out"
40. Ellen Degeneres (9/13); Lauren: "He [moving man] said *You don't have a lot of chairs, you know who has a lot of chairs? Ellen!!*"
41. Ellen Degeneres (11/03); Lauren: "I had to make out with my TV love interest, Scott Patterson, for a photoshoot but we had to make out like the way, we were holding for the cameras, so we were like “mhm” hold and “mhm” hold and we had to do that for a long time.”
42. The View (3/04); Lauren: "Tongue, lots and lots of tongue"

2006

43. Craig Ferguson (9/25); Lauren: "Yoga makes me mad"
44. Ellen Degeneres (2/14); Lauren: "What if i had a date with George Clooney?"
45. Ellen Degeneres (9/26); Lauren: "It [head] just gets lost in the pants"
46. Jimmy Kimmel (9/06); Lauren: "My sister is living with me, but I just kicked her out. She’s british, that’s why she had to leave.”

2007

47. Ellen Degeneres (5/08); Lauren: "Fine, great, ok, we're married, thank you"
48. Jay Leno (06/12); Lauren: "Lala you didn't say any of the things you normaly say"
49. Conan O'Brien (06/22); Lauren: "Fatty had a party and nobody came"

2008

50. Ellen Degeneres (9/29); Lauren: "I'm so needing a pizza"
51. Craig Ferguson (10/02); Lauren: "I don't want you to have sexy dreams about me"
52. The Hour (10/02); "I still don't have a microwave"
53. The Bonnie Hunt Show (10/6); Lauren: "Like, who's the actress in the family"
54. Craig Ferguson (10/31); Lauren: "I'm just touching myself"

2009

55. David Letterman (1/27); Lauren: "He said I should have died sooner"
56. The View (4/1): "I'm doing a pilot"
57. Jimmy Fallon (4/3): "Kelly Clarkson came backstage and I was like, I'm done"
58. Rachael Ray (5/11): "I haven't taken my wig out"

You can find clips of all these appearances Here

Previous Thread

[colorblind]

Wow this was a great interview, loved every second of it

Thanks for the explanation Claire, i didn't get that either

And thanks for the new thread

[perrygraham]

Tftnt Katka

I think that's a good idea, Ele. I'll do a chunk.

Great, I will take something towards the end since it's a bit quiter there I think, the beginning is really hard to understand IMO. And some native speaker *cough* Shannon or Claire *cough* should look over it at the end since I bet there are many words to fill lol.

Oh and I have to ask this, am I (besides Katka) the only one who remembers the dressed up to the nines story. I'm not sure if it was told by Seth but I read about it. Like ages ago. Just wondering since nobody mentioned it here.

Oh and I love that she made a comment about the MJ memorial.

[Danke]

Claire - I actually wrote down the parts I didn´t understand and was about to pm them to you. (although I have hard time to read them now.lol)

I have the dress up the nines story saved on my notebook so I can posted here tomorrow evening.

[CohenGal]

Originally Posted by Danke (View Post) Claire - I actually wrote down the parts I didn´t understand and was about to pm them to you. (although I have hard time to read them now.lol)

I can definitely transcribe those parts for you. And maybe I'll also start transcribing from the beginning of the interview as well? I'm off to Broadway Barks now, but I'll work on it as soon as I get back.

TFTNT, Katka!

[chants]

Originally Posted by perrygraham (View Post) Oh and I have to ask this, am I (besides Katka) the only one who remembers the dressed up to the nines story. I'm not sure if it was told by Seth but I read about it. Like ages ago. Just wondering since nobody mentioned it here.

I remember the story, I just didn't remember who it was she called. Now I know and I can make the connection.

[perrygraham]

Kay, good to know I'm not the only one lol. Sometimes I wonder.
Anyway, I will take the last 10 minutes for a start (55min-1:05h).

[Copop]

Thanks for the new thread, Katka.

I would transcribe, too, from 45min till 55? Lol, doing it backwards^^ Is that ok?

Oh, yeah, so we know she watched the MJ memorial. Makes me think if the one Lauren we have on Twitter is her? Probably not though

[valeposh]

Tftnt Katka!
I can do a part of the transcript, not tonight but in the next days.

[perrygraham]

Oh, yeah, so we know she watched the MJ memorial.

Not necessarily. the scene she talked about with MJ's daughter was in the news all over again. But yeah, maybe she watched it.

You know, with the Evita song story, the Augusta theatre story, the Striker story, etc. the interview is like a best of of all the stories Lauren talked about over the years lol. Plus some new stuff on top of it.

[1000daisies]

Thanks for the new thread and thanks again for the clips! The interview is truly amazing, I loved the contemplative parts about GaD although it is a bit sad. And the audition stories are alway great the old ones as well as the new ones.

Oh and ele, I remember the "dressed up to the nines" story as well. And I saved the link so in case anyone wants to (re)read it, here it is:

Playbill Celebrity Buzz: ONSTAGE & BACKSTAGE: Straight Talk

[danielle_xo]

Tftnt Katka, I love the title

Originally Posted by 1000daisies (View Post) And I saved the link so in case anyone wants to (re)read it, here it is: Playbill Celebrity Buzz: ONSTAGE & BACKSTAGE: Straight Talk

thanks for that! It's funny to read again after watching the interview

[Danke]

Thanks Anna, that´s the link

[Copop]

Not necessarily. the scene she talked about with MJ's daughter was in the news all over again.

I thought she meant the one where a speaker couldn't adjust the microphone. It half way through the thing, I guess.
But of course I could be wrong.

Haha, now I remember the dressed to the nines thing very good. Only the part about the pronounciation stuck with me, not the nines thing^^

[perrygraham]

Anna to the rescue, thanks. I thought it was like 2 years ago and it was.

I thought she meant the one where a speaker couldn't adjust the microphone. It half way through the thing, I guess. But of course I could be wrong.

I think Lauren meant the scene where MJ's daughter wanted to speak and nobody of the Jackson family could set the micro right hence her "there are singers in the family" comment.