Hayden Christensen - Virgin Territory #8: Release this movie before we lose all hope! - Page 2

**BehrItAll** · 12-05-2007, 08:10 PM

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It's not that bad.

I'm sorry. I strongly disagree.
It looks SO cheep.
It looks like the skills of someone who just opened photoshop put it together. It just makes the film look so cheep.
And you barely notice he's shirtless. In fact it looks like his head was pasted onto another shirtless man.
*hangs head in shame*

I just hate feet. They're gross. They walk all day. They just skieve me.
I have the opposite of what people with feet fetishes have. If there is a name for it.
And what's the point of them to be displayed on the poster for?
Are people barefoot in this film?

I have to go again. I physically feel ill now.

BattousaiCV · 12-06-2007, 12:08 AM

The sword and panties is cute (as is shirtless Hayden but come on, we really should see MORE of him), but other than that...bleh. The logo doesn't fit IMO, not for the period the film takes place in.

The idea behind the feet I suppose is, someone's nekkid with their legs in the air (implying, well...you know).

Also if they're trying to imply Mischa and Hayden are making love on the cover, her hair could be a little less perfect

**BehrItAll** · 12-06-2007, 09:36 PM

I know what it's implying, but I still hate it.

I think they should hire Sam_MC to do the poster.
That is beautiful work. The banner is worthy of poster art.

**master yoda167** · 12-08-2007, 11:48 AM

Well I'm not saying it's the best poster ever, Hayden's face does look a bit funny but I don't think it's that bad either...

**BehrItAll** · 12-08-2007, 06:29 PM

I think my hatred for the poster has been expressed enough.

**master yoda167** · 12-09-2007, 08:10 AM

Yes I think you have made your stand on the matter very much known...

one for the records you might say,I don't think anyone will go "so Steph,what *did* you think about this VT poster?"

**BehrItAll** · 12-09-2007, 03:01 PM

Good, glad it is crystal clear to everyone.

**master yoda167** · 12-09-2007, 03:47 PM

yes,it could as well be carved in stone....

**Cereal Killer** · 12-12-2007, 03:07 PM

I just think we shouldn't take this so seriously. After all, it is just a movie, a comedy.

And apparently a very raunchy one.

There's a new trailer. Watch it here.

Yep, very raunchy.

**master yoda167** · 12-12-2007, 04:23 PM

hey I'm not the one taking it so seriously

oh yeah, that was very raunchy

,but I loved to hear Hayden talk more

you know I'm starting to believe this movie only lives in trailers, each time we get a longer one to make us *think* they'll release this movie but noooo everytime they leave us hanging....trailer teasers!!

**Cereal Killer** · 12-12-2007, 05:03 PM

I didn't say you are.

I loved that too.

I loved the part when they were saying he's an angel fallen from heaven (or something along those lines). They got that one right.

Haha, so true.

It is very peculiar that they've released a new poster and a new trailer but there's no sign of a release date. Although, even if there was, that wouldn't make the actual release of this movie any more probable (or should I say improbable

) as it is now.

xXSTARwarsROXx · 12-12-2007, 07:07 PM

I sort of agree with Steph about the poster..I don't really like it that much either..it looks kind of cheap and corny

the new trailer was ummm,nice

**BehrItAll** · 12-12-2007, 08:43 PM

I heard this only has a release date in Russia and that's were all these posters are coming from.

*headdeask* oy, that trailer.
The only thing I like was when he fell out of the tree and that naughty nun was kissing his skin.

And when he told Tim Roth not to look down.

But as for the rest of the film,

Hayden sure likes making whoppie in bathtubs...

I guess that was the French trailer.. going by the subtitles.
and since when are curse words allowed in trailers?

BattousaiCV · 12-13-2007, 02:46 AM

I really want to see this movie

**Cereal Killer** · 12-13-2007, 03:52 PM

Well, if that is a French trailer, there probably isn't any kind of rule on what is allowed and what isn't in trailers. At least here in Finland you can have curse words in trailers.

I think the trailer was ok. It has become clear that this is not a historically accurate period piece or any kind of drama, and the trailer depicts the comedic and naughty nature of the movie perfectly.

I would really like to see this film, it's light entertainment that allows you to completely relax watching Hayden getting it on with the nuns in a bathtub.

Screencaps: HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN PHOTO ARCHIVE @ DESIRING HAYDEN.NET