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| Master Fan   Joined: Oct 2000
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| Stargate SG-1 #10: Obsessed? Us? We Prefer "Dedicated" Cuz....Hey, It's What We Do. New thread, sorry about the title  Got the idea from Wormhole X-treme  Our tenth thread! Calls for a party!Will add the banner and stuff later. Last edited by Dances With Poodles; 03-27-2005 at 03:01 AM. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 10,294
| Why can't I change the thread title?  Christina, could you please change it to: Stargate SG-1 #10: Obsessed? Us? We Prefer "Dedicated" Cuz....Hey, It's What We Do. Thanks | |||
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| Ultimate Fan Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 8,278
| Done At least I think I did it, everyone else can see it, right?  | |||
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| Absolute Fan Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 6,257
| Wheee! Thanks for starting the new thread Suz  __________________ | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 13,594
| Weee!  New thread! That's awesome. Thanks for starting it Suz. You always come up great titles.  __________________ NEWKIRK: If there's one thing you could say about my mate Carter - he's a man who knows his explosives. When he sets the timer, you know it's gonna go off. CARTER: I thought you set the timer. | |||
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| Obsessed Fan  Joined: May 2000
Posts: 5,649
| New thread already? I really need to start paying attention.  __________________ Reality leaves a lot to the imagination . Vote Stargate. | |||
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| Passionate Fan  Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,593
| I love the title. It's hilarious. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 10,294
| Thank you | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 13,594
| Alright. I just had to post this here as well. What would happen if Jack, Daniel, Shep and McKay went to see a shrink to discuss their lovelives? It's totally meaningless. SHRINK: I want to welcome you all here today. It's so good that so many of you decided to come. O'NEILL: *mutters* Decided and decided. Forced and ordered is more like it. SHRINK: General? O'NEILL: Oh nothing. SHRINK: Good, can I get started then? MCKAY: Can you step on it? I have a really sensetive alien thing out in the open in my office and the soldiers can't stop touching it. SHRINK: The alien thing? MCKAY: Yes, well no. They touch all my stuff! SHRINK: *raises eyebrow* Oh really? All your stuff Doctor? MCKAY: Ah well eh SHEP: Just shut up and let her talk! MCKAY: *growl* Alright. But hurry! SHRINK: This would go much faster if you decided to cooperate. JACKSON: *smiles* Well of course Doctor. Carry on. O'NEILL: *mutters* Teacher's pet! JACKSON: I am not! O'NEILL: Are to! JACKSON: NOT! O'NEILL: TO! SHRINK: SHUT UP! JACKSON: ... O'NEILL: Are you sure you're not a NID spy? SHEP: General, she's here to discuss with us about the women in our lives. MCKAY: What if we don't have any women in our lives? SHRINK: Why Doctor McKay let me re-phrase the question. How are you gentlemen with the men in your lives? O'NEILL: I'm not gay. JACKSON: Me neither, well it was this one time with Sha'ree and her brother... SHEP: Eww, with all due respect Doc. Shut the hell up! SHRINK: And you Major? How are you with women/men/aliens in your life? SHEP: *eek* What? I'm not in love with Elisabeth. And so totally not McKay. Teyla is my friend! O'NEILL: Oh-kay. You got some serious issues there buddy. MCKAY: What do you mean in love with me? SHEP: You shouldn't talk General! O'NEILL: What's that suppose to mean? SHEP: *cough* Colonel Carter *cough* O'NEILL: *gasp* Take it back! SHEP: No O'NEILL: Take it back or I-I... JACKSON: You're a General Jack, you can do whatever you like O'NEILL: ...yes I can...take it back or I send you to a Jaffa prison camp! SHEP: Can't O'NEILL: Of course I can SHEP: Talking about me. Have to go back to Atlantis in 10 minutes SHRINK: *drinking vodka* MCKAY: But we haven't talked about my lovelife SHEP: Mckay, you have lovelife with your work O'NEILL: So does Daniel JACKSON: Hey! How did I get involved in this? SHRINK: *looks on and drinks some more vodka* O'NEILL: *ignores Daniel* I do not have a crush on Carter, Major Sheppard! SHEP: Sure you don't O'NEILL: I don't! SHEP: Whatever makes you happy JACKSON: I still like to know how I got involved in this MCKAY: Major, what do you mean not in love with me? How can't anyone not be in love with me? SHRINK: TIME'S UP! GET OUT OF HERE AND I HOPE I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! O'NEILL: Jeez, what's up with her? SHEP: *shrugs* Beats the hell out of me JACKSON: I need coffee. MCKAY: *picks up his phone* It's me. DON'T TOUCH IT IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR LEG AS A GARNEMENT ON YOUR HEAD! SHRINK: Blit-blit __________________ NEWKIRK: If there's one thing you could say about my mate Carter - he's a man who knows his explosives. When he sets the timer, you know it's gonna go off. CARTER: I thought you set the timer. | |||
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| Absolute Fan Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 6,257
| *falls over giggling* That was too cute Caro!  Anyone else in here really want season 9 to be here already? My DVDs just aren't doing it for me anymore. Must. Have, New. Eps. __________________ | |||
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| Obsessed Fan Joined: May 2000
Posts: 5,649
|  Jack is great. Mckay has some serious issues.__________________ Reality leaves a lot to the imagination . Vote Stargate. | |||
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| Ultimate Fan Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 8,278
| Hee, that's fantastic | |||
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| Loyal Fan  Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 1,684
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Have you thought of doing one like that with the girls though? __________________ Reality is for people with no imagination. Icon credit to Rogue_missy @LJ | |||
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| Extreme Fan  Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,286
| hahahaha!!! I love it. | |||
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| Addicted Fan  Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,375
| That was cool Lorency __________________ "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing...such a little thing." - Boromir Misha's Minion My LJ Kender's Twitter | |||
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