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Old 08-11-2004, 06:06 AM
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Matt Damon wants to make a pr0n film!

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The Bourne Supremacy star Matt Damon wants to make a "character-driven porn movie" with an intellectual plot.

Damon, 33, believes X-rated films and action movies are predictable and badly written and is keen to break the trend by creating a adult movie where the narrative is as important as the graphic sex scenes.

Damon says, "My theory on action movies is that they're like porn movies. A porn movie has got really bad writing, really bad acting and really thinly drawn characters.

"They have a ... scene where they talk and say, 'Hey, I'm the milkman' And you know what is going to happen.

"And then you get the action and you don't really feel anything for the action and then you get another really stupid scene with, 'Hey, I'm the milkman'.

"What I want to do is make a character-driven porn movie. It's all going to be about the character and the porn's going to grow out of the characters and serve as character development.

"You know how movie titles get porn titles - movies that rip them off? A producer suggested that we do The Porn Identity."
maybe it'll star Ben Affleck as well, lol.

i especially found the part where he wanted to make it more character-driven quite funny. i mean, who watched pr0n for the storyline?

besides, sometimes the dialouge is so cheesy in those movies, that it's funny.

"hello. i'm the computer repair man. i got a call saying your computer needs more RAM?"
"well, my harddrive's working fine, but maybe you can help fix up my sex drive..."
"hmmm.. i guess you could use some more RAM then..."
*cue up soft erotic music...end dialouge...

rofl.....
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Old 08-11-2004, 06:30 AM
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umm.....okay, then. good for him i suppose...
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Old 08-11-2004, 01:46 PM
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Old 08-11-2004, 04:25 PM
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I highly doubt that such a successful actor would freely ruin his career by making porn films.

No offense, but I think this story is bogus. The only other sites that mention this are all rumor-based sites without any legitimacy to them (discountblogger.com, starlocity.com, etc). If MD did make such a comment, then it should be taken with a "ha-ha he's joking" grain of salt.
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:06 PM
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I agree with you guys, nobody watches porn for the storyline, and the cheesy dialog is so funny.

id be interested to see what he would do to make the porn, character driven. id watch it. but its funny this is coming from matt damon.
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:48 PM
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Oh, honey. I'd still love you, but we'd have to run away to Vegas and get married in a cheap chapel instead of the schmaltzy Hollywood wedding. I'd be too embarrased.

The point of porn is that it's not supposed to have a plot. It's just supposed to be gratituous sex and flesh.

Now if you were starring in the porn, that would be another story.
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Old 08-12-2004, 02:56 PM
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I'd like to see Matt and Ben star in a porn together.

*daydreams*
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:23 PM
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eh. if its true and he wants to ruin his career i'm not going to stop him.
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:03 PM
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I hope he's joking.. He'd have to know, like everyone has mentioned, no one cares about the plot in porn. That's the whole point and that's what everyone has always made fun of. And for him to do an "important porn" and then just go at it having sex for real would ruin his career. I guarantee it had to be something he said jokingly and it was taken out of context. If not..

But let me know when his porn comes out. I'm all for buying it.
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Old 08-16-2004, 05:39 AM
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I'd like to see Matt and Ben star in a porn together.

*daydreams*
Hell, I'd pay big money for that! ::

But I can sorta see a point though. Maybe it's cause I'm a woman, maybe it's cause I read too many lemon fan fiction, but I think a plot-driven porn film would be good. The script would have to be ingeniusly wriiten but if it could be pulled off I would see it. It's lik ewhen you read an NC-17 fic, you now a nice steamy sex scene is coming up and it's that anticipation that is one of the reasons why that fic is good.

...At least for me ^^;

BTW I don't beleive he was serious even if that is a real story.
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:27 PM
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Yes porn with plot, woohoo!!!!
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Old 08-19-2004, 03:29 AM
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Are you serious?!?...i don't really beleive it ...
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:16 PM
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I don't believe it either.

He was most likely joking when he made those comments.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:17 AM
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I think it would be great porno "are" bad written that's why girls are not that interested into them and would rather read erotica books. But if he writes one it doesnt mean he's gonna play in it...
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:34 AM
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We all know that porn isn't about the sex. It's the journey of the characters and what they go through in their lives that is important. Finally someone sees that. Way to go Matt!
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