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| Part-Time Fan   Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 458
| Man accidently cuts off penis, dog eats it The link won't work, but the story can be found at Yahoo. Quote:
I'll leave this to you guys.  __________________ Spike/Buffy *Spike/Dru *Fox/Whitney *Spike/Anya *Rory/Jess * Shannon/Boone *Ben/Sofie * The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)  Spike's 99th kitten-  ChazLast edited by Clash181; 10-11-2004 at 12:02 AM. | |||
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| Elite Fan  Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 36,267
| I often mistake my penis for a chicken as well. I mean, they both make all sorts of noise and the ladies just love to eat both of them. I swear, if not for the fact i'm not a complete moron, i probably would have chopped my own dick off years ago. __________________ "Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. " | |||
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| Elite Fan  Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 28,072
|  Anyone who can accidentally cut it off doesn't deserve to have it in the first place. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Loyal Fan Joined: Jul 2003
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| BWAHAHAHAHA __________________ Grace Why do you keep using the wipers? Because I'm trying to change lanes! | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 20,973
| i feel sorry for the guy. and the dog? ew. __________________ LJ | News & Politics | Battlestar Galactica | TS2 | PS  Watch Battlestar Galactica every Friday at 10pm! [/B] | |||
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| Loyal Fan  Joined: Dec 2000
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| wow, that sucks, what a mistake to make. | |||
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| Elite Fan  Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 38,896
| HAHA that rocks so much. I mean, it sucks. But it didn't happen to me, so it's funny  __________________ | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 28,072
| You know, that guy just had to be stoned. __________________ The only defense against a tyrannical government is an armed citizen. ~Thomas Jefferson | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest  Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 100,521
| If he said he mistook it for a hotdog, well I could believe that ! __________________  I love Shannon | |||
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| Addicted Fan  Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,029
| I think I feel more sorry for the dog. __________________ I wish I was half electronic the last shreds of skin are in the sweet sunlight and I've turned into this smiling, snarling monster as I watch the walls descend as I watch the walls descend like stars | |||
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| Master Fan   | What the heck is he chopping chicken's necks in the nude for anyways?  __________________ Fingerprints. DNA. Florecent Lights. Luminol. Vegas. Dead Bodies. Due process. Miami. $35K O.B.O. Alligators. Casinos. From the Grave. NY. Jury. Forensics. Modus Operandi. Mens Rea. Grand Murder at Central Station. CSI Board. | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Oct 2002
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haha... me too. __________________ + Eda + | |||
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| Master Fan  Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 16,796
| You sure he wasn't just doing something really sexual w/the dog and the dog bit it off? You never know.__________________ Bump Pacey & Joey..I want Katie and Josh to be together. Age-a-licious's Bootylicious Nsync Fanfiction Page | |||
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| Obsessed Fan  Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 5,553
| I know he's old...but you'd figure that if he grabbed it, thinking it was the chicken's neck, he'd feel something tugging at himself and realize that it was his penis and not a chicken __________________ Now I know what you all are thinking, "Josh bought the Usher CD and all of the sudden he thinks he's in Night at the Roxbury"... close but not true. - Josh Partington | |||
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| Extreme Fan Joined: Jun 2000
Posts: 2,019
| I bet the chicken is laughing his ass off right now. | |||
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