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Old 09-05-2004, 01:13 AM
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Guy crashes children's birthday party; takes a slice of cake too.
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'Vengeance' swipes cake, eats it, too

August 30, 2004

A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children's birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as "vengeance," then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.

The incident occurred earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in the south suburb, Deputy Police Chief Nick Sparacino said.

When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.

Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.

"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.

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rofl. that is awesome.
hilarity, i tell ye.
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Old 09-05-2004, 01:19 AM
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With all the election crap and the Russian tragedies it's nice to see some absurdity like this every once in a while.
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Old 09-05-2004, 01:39 AM
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WTF? LMAO. That is great!
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Old 09-05-2004, 01:59 AM
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"I am vengeance."

Hee.
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Old 09-05-2004, 02:59 AM
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Oh, thats great. But it'd be better if he had the cape to go along with it.
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:56 AM
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That's funny. somehow the bit about him eating the cake makes it even more hilarious. I hope the parents didn't get too much of a shock.
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Old 09-05-2004, 05:02 AM
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that's funny!
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Old 09-05-2004, 05:29 AM
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Lol....that's hilarious.... Lifted my spirits after hearing about the Russia thing. The kids would have been a bit freaked though...
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Old 09-05-2004, 12:40 PM
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On drugs?
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Old 09-05-2004, 03:30 PM
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On drugs?
probably not.
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Old 09-05-2004, 05:03 PM
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That's great.
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Old 09-05-2004, 06:40 PM
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Me thinks he's a bit crazy.
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Old 09-05-2004, 08:39 PM
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The guys defiantely a Kerry supporter.
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The guys defiantely a Kerry supporter.
Because not even crazy people would support Bush


But seriously, i have to use that some time. Its funny as!!!!
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Old 09-06-2004, 09:57 PM
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I like cake as much as the next person, but crashing someone's party to get some is a bit much.
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