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| Frozen Turkey Thrown From Car Injures Woman. Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman Police looking for group of teens Thursday, November 18, 2004 Posted: 7:55 AM EST (1255 GMT) RONKONKOMA, New York (AP) -- A 20-pound frozen turkey was thrown through the windshield of a woman's moving car, critically injuring her, police said. The bird was tossed out the window of an oncoming vehicle, and a passenger in the 44-year-old woman's car took hold of the steering wheel and guided it to the side of the road, police said. Police said a group of teenagers had purchased the turkey with a stolen credit card at a supermarket on the same road where the incident happened early Saturday. The teens were being sought for questioning. The 44-year-old woman was hospitalized in critical condition. Ronkonkoma is in the approximate geographic center of New York's Long Island, about 50 miles east of New York City. gobble gobble ![]() __________________ I love Shannon | |||
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| Passionate Fan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined: Jul 2001
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| It was a fly-by birding ... ![]() Poor woman. I hate stupid punks like that who want to cause trouble ![]() | |||
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| I know it's serious, but the title just made me crack up. I do hope the woman is okay, and maybe the kids should get a smacking from a LIVE turkey. That'd be amusing to watch. __________________ "Well, I was born Mary Patterson but then I got married, so naturally I took my husband's name, and now I'm Neil Patterson." How many times have you walked out in front of a bus, been knocked over, and killed? It's pretty frustrating, isn't it? VOTE HOUSE! | |||
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| Don't they have better things to do? Do they actually think throwing a turkey from a car is sooo freaking cool? I can just imagine the conversation, "Hey, I know what would be awesome! Let's buy a turkey and throw it out the car window. Haha!" __________________ I wish I was half electronic the last shreds of skin are in the sweet sunlight and I've turned into this smiling, snarling monster as I watch the walls descend as I watch the walls descend like stars | |||
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| Master Fan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Joined: Oct 2000
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| The title reminded me of that old story about the woman who thought she'd been shot when a can of biscuit dough exploded onto her head. People do the dumbest freakin' things. Why the hell would you throw a turkey out the window? | |||
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| This made national news? It's really awful that this happened. The woman was in surgery for 10 hours to reconstruct her face and needed to have a tracheotomy. She had several fractured bones in her face and her jaw was wired shut. What is wrong with kids today? | |||
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| A turkey? It came through the windscreen? Jesus Christ! Can't people like that find better things to do with their lives? That poor woman. | |||
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