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| Moderator Manager   | CSI Quotes: "Did you just get a lunch date?" The other Quotes post was closed and there didn't appear to be one started. Tonight's episode, the 100th, had just too many good lines to not post them.  And CSI itself has so many funny, great lines that we have to post them. So here we go.... Tonight's episdoe had some great lines  Greg’s lines to Grissom "For the record, I really like having a -----" Sara's "nether stubble" Grissom's "What's a gaff" Greg asked Grissom "Did you just get a lunch date" when the transgender woman called him. "I'm actually not interested in your ass" -- Grissom to Mercedes. And Mercedes: "Bosnia, Bulgaria, Romania....one of the "ias" __________________ Carol  And you asked me what I want this year/ and I try to make this kind and clear/ just a chance that maybe we'll find better days Last edited by Yellow Mustang Girl : 11-19-2004 at 03:02 AM. | |||
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| Moderator Manager | From last night's episode: Brass to Grissom concerning Ecklie: "I hate to say it, but when it comes to politics, he kicks your ass." __________________ Carol And you asked me what I want this year/ and I try to make this kind and clear/ just a chance that maybe we'll find better days | |||
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| Moderator Manager | Sara: Go with the living, Jim. The dead can wait. I really liked this quote because I think it was symbolic of many things in that episode.... __________________ Carol And you asked me what I want this year/ and I try to make this kind and clear/ just a chance that maybe we'll find better days | |||
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| Addicted Fan   Joined: Jul 2003
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| This thread needs some contributions Episode 5.10 - No Humans Involved [Jail] Warrick: So, you think the cops used excessive force, here? Det. Vartan: (laughing) Well, if they did, mitigating circumstances. Warrick: Yeah... Nick: Yeah, well, if they'd thrown a bunch of feces at me, I would've cracked some skulls, too. Nick: Last place I thought I'd see a gun. Det. Vartan: That was found under the victim. Nick: Could be his. Warrick: Arresting officer must've done a lousy search. Nick. Wow. This is a lot of crap. What, do they squat on cue? Warrick: Overflowing toilet. There's enough amunition there. Nick: So the cops bust in to get the prisoners under control, and they start throwing raw sewage? Warrick: Well there must've been some real bad-asses in here. Looks like it got pretty heated. Nick: Wanna tell me what happened here? Prisoner: Cops iced the kid. What else you wanna know? {pause} You could tell he was a fish, though. [ME's room] Sara: {about the starved kid} This took weeks. Dr. Robbins: I have to admit this seems especially cruel and unsual. Sara: When kids are involved it usually is. (On the phone  Will finish later)__________________ Skye ;; it's a fragile world; "If you're only coming back because you're attracted to the shine of my neediness...I'd be okay with that." ~ House to Wilson Last edited by jBosco : 12-18-2004 at 05:24 PM. | |||
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| Addicted Fan Joined: Jul 2003
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| Continuing.... (Episode 10 - No Humans Involved) [Warrick and Vartan are interrogating the officer from the prison where Mendez was killed] Officer: 10x18 foot cell built for 25 people, we've got 35 mutts and no place to put them. From the Yo's the Chelo's and the Rednecks it was bound to happen. Warrick: 35 guys? That's a lot of men to fit in one room. Officer: Cops round 'em up. We process them. Usually doesn't take long, but today we got jammed. Vartan: What was the problem? Officer: Computers went down. Plumbing backed up. You name it, we had it. Vartan: Rival gangers in the same cell? Officer: No. I rechecked the roster. We don't want the Yo's killing each other in custody. Why we bother, I'll never know. Warrick: You ever think an overcrowded cell, mixed with bad plumbing was the reason they through the contents? Officer: They don't need a reason. Bad monkeys at the zoo. Vartan: So, uh, how did the gun get past security? Officer: Arresting officer did a bad search. Warrick: Don't you search them again when they get to the holding cell? Officer: What? Warrick: Don't you search them again, when they get in? Officer: Is there something you want to get off your chest? Warrick: Gun in a cell is sloppy police work, man. Officer: I don't like what your implying about me or my men. Warrick: Then maybe you need to dial down your attitude. A man is brain-dead, here. I don't care what he was like when he was alive and neither should you, don't you think? Officer: All I know is there's one less bastard I gotta watch my back for. There's five of us, so the odds are in their favor. You're a crime scene tech. I'm law enforcement. Which means you don't get to tell me what to do in my jail. Warrick: If I find out you used excessive force on an unarmed prisoner, you won't have a jail. Officer: I think we're done here. Warrick: {yelling} I don't think so. Not quite. I'm gonna need your armor, your shields, your boots and your batons. Right now! [Sara is sorting through papers in the lab. Sofia enters] Sofia: Hi there. Ran John Doe minor's DNA against the missing persons database. I'm sorry - no hits. Sara: Yeah, I'm not surprised. They didn't care enough to feed him, why would they report him missing. Sofia: What's going on in here? Sara: The victim had a prior abuse fracture.... Sofia: And you're hoping Child Protective Services investigated? Sara: Well based on the age of the victim, the age of the fracture and the break pattern, I found ten possible matches. Sofia: Well, it's gonna take you forever to go through these alone. Sara: I'll get it done. Sofia: It took me a long time to get where I was, Sara. Now I feel like I'm starting from scratch. I miss sleeping at night, I miss my colleagues. I miss -- Sara: What? Sofia: Being trusted. [Chandra is in the lab; Warrick enters w/evidence] Chandra: What's on the menu today, Warrick? Warrick: A gun. Face shields, vests, batons.... Please run the batons first. Chandra: Why? You thinkin' bad cop? Warrick: Well, the batons were the only weapons inside of the cell. Everything else was fixed - from the floor, to the walls.... {cell phone rings} Chandra: You gonna get that? Warrick: {looks a caller ID} No. Chandra: Player. Warrick: Oh, now I'm a player. You make up your mind pretty quick. Chandra: I'll, uh, page you when I get the results. Warrick: Yeah? {shows her the caller ID - It's Greg} It was a rough one last night, so I called to check on him. But since I'm here, I can do it in person. Anything else you wanna say to me? Chandra: Have a nice day? Warrick: Is that it? Chandra: That's it. {Sofia walks in} Sofia: Am I interrupting? Warrick: No.... Chandra: No. {Warrick leaves} Sofia: He's pretty hot. Chandra: Yeah, well, I think he knows it. Sofia: Anything on the hairs in the plastic coffin? Chandra: Uh, yeah, I did find one hair with three tags still attached and it's a priority run for me as soon as I get something to compare it to. Sara also collected a bunch of synthetic hairs - dull, thick - thinking maybe wig? Fur? I sent them over to trace. [Sara and Dr. Robbins trying to match x-rays to child abuse case] Sara: I went through child abuse cases looking for a match to the victims age and fracture, I pulled x-rays of our most likely candidates. Dr. Robbins: Sinus identification is as reliable as fingerprints. Sinus is unique - has distinct scalloped edges. {computer shows No Match} Sara: No match. Dr. Robbins: It's hard to identify children this way because, uh, they develop so quickly. Sara: This is it. {computer matches} Dr. Robbins: Bingo. Yep, frontal and eithnoid sinuses line up perfectly. Sara: {reading child abuse case file} Devon Malton, age five. Last know residence was a foster home run by * Tenny. *Couldn't make out the first name [Sara and Brass are interrogating a CPS worker] Brass: So the Malton boys were placed in foster care while mom served her time? Woman: A single mother, she reinstated her parental rights as soon as she got out of jail. After what happened to her son, she didn't want anything to do with Child Services. Sara: Any idea where the mother is now? Woman: You know, I've already checked welfare, Medicaid...she's in the wind. Brass: {sighs} I'll put out a BOLO. Sara: No offense, but wh-why didn't you check in on the kids' welfare after the mother was released from jail? Woman: Eight thousand child abuse and neglect cases a year? There's only so much we can do. Look, despite her taste in men, in my opinion, Candace Malton's a good mother. Sara: One of her sons is dead, the other two are missing.... What's good about that? [Sara and Brass talking; police bringing in Candace Malton's cousin under arrest] Brass: So Seattle PD tracked down Candace Malton. They put her on a plane tonight. Said she's pretty broken up. Sara: She left her kids with her hooker-cousin. She should've known better. Where you gonna take her first? The hospital or the morgue? Brass: Guess I might-as-well get it over with. I mean once she sees the kids she's not gonna want to leave them. What do you think? Sara: Go with the living, Jim. The dead can wait. .....I'll be back with more later on __________________ Skye ;; it's a fragile world; "If you're only coming back because you're attracted to the shine of my neediness...I'd be okay with that." ~ House to Wilson Last edited by jBosco : 12-18-2004 at 07:42 AM. | |||
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| Moderator Manager | Oh my You crack me up Skye those quotes are great though!__________________ Carol And you asked me what I want this year/ and I try to make this kind and clear/ just a chance that maybe we'll find better days | |||
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| Addicted Fan Joined: Jul 2003
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| More quotes from 6.10, No Humans Involved. Wow, I'm not necessarily going in order now am I? Oh well. [Opening scene in the beginning] Brass: So the unit says our DB is sixteen-year-old Tyson Plumber. Sofia: How many holes in the victim? Grissom: I count four. Sofia: Eleven shell casings....shooter emptied the gun....so he was moving and shooting.....only hit the vic four times. Grissom: {to Brass} She talks to herself. Brass: Hey, it worked for me. Sofia: Bullets that missed hit the outside building wall. Grissom: It says "Forensics" on our jacket. Sofia: I'm aware of that. Grissom: We have plenty of cops chasing the suspect. Sofia: I wasn't chasing the suspect I was chasing the evidence. I knew the idiot was likely to dump the gun. All we have to do is have Ballistics match the weapon to both victims, case closed. [Warrick walks in to Catherine's office] Warrick: Looks good on you. Catherine: Thanks! Have a seat. Warrick: {sits down} So, what's up? Catherine: Lieutenant Chan dropped by. Warrick: Really. Wonder what for. Catherine: To complain about you. Wish you'd told me you had a beef with him. Warrick: There's nothin' to say. We had words, got heated, and was over. Catherine: Well, I'm the supervisor of the swing shift. I'm responsible for the whole team, it's my job to make sure we remain objective and professional. Warrick: Yeah, uh....I really don't see what the big deal is. I mean I remember talkin' to Grissom.... Catherine: Well, I'm not Grissom. He let a lot of things slide that I won't. Warrick: Okay. Is there anything else? Catherine: The evidence cleared the extraction team. You owe Lieutenant Chan an apology. Warrick: Written or verbal? Catherine: From now on, anything that happens at crime scene....I'm your first phone call. Warrick: Sure. __________________ Skye ;; it's a fragile world; "If you're only coming back because you're attracted to the shine of my neediness...I'd be okay with that." ~ House to Wilson | |||
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| Affiliates Team Graphics Team Moderator Support Team   | Awesome quotes, guys! I just love them! __________________ Is one of your hobbies photography? Join our Photography Campaign Thread!  The Ugly Truth or The Phantom of the Opera? Then join the Gerard Butler Campaign Thread!IC: me | |||
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__________________ Carol And you asked me what I want this year/ and I try to make this kind and clear/ just a chance that maybe we'll find better days | |||
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| Master Fan   | Grissom (to Greg): Are we paying you by the word? __________________ "I have no tolerance for stupidity." - Kelly Clarkson The Diary of a Fatty Warrick Brown: 1971 - 2008 | |||
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| here's a classic....I just got season 4 and watched Jackpot. --Grissom finishes his call with Catherine-- Officer--"That the wife?" Grissom--"She hates it when we're apart." __________________ My Livejournal Someone swears his true love until the end of time Another runs away.... Seperate or United? Healthy or Insane? | |||
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Yeah, great quote__________________ Carol And you asked me what I want this year/ and I try to make this kind and clear/ just a chance that maybe we'll find better days | |||
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| Some quotes of the Thursday's episode: 5x11 Who Shot Sherlock? Greg: So, are you going to say 'the games afoot'? Gris: I didn't know you were a Conan Doyle fan, Greg. Greg: I'm not. I saw a Sherlock Holmes movie once - by mistake. Brass: You know, I think you gotta drop the accent. British Guy: I can't. I'm English. Nick: So, why isn't Mr. Wiggles connecting. Warrick: He's nekkid. Catherine: Well, let's dress him up. And 4x17 XX Catherine: Eye on the bottom line. I find that very ... Robbins: (prompts) ...sexy? Catherine: "Prudent". But that was a good try. | |||
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| Moderator Manager | Those are great quotes. __________________ Carol And you asked me what I want this year/ and I try to make this kind and clear/ just a chance that maybe we'll find better days | |||
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