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| Elite Fan   | Those were hilarious  Looking forward to seeing the rest!__________________ Watching BtVS is like having a drink: it tastes wonderful, from all it's different ingredients. But it needs to be properly spiked to get me high. Icon by Burning Up A Sun | |||
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| Master Fan   Joined: Oct 2008
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|  __________________ Castiel: That is not funny Dean the voice says I am almost out of minutes. Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination? Technician: No, get out... Next. | |||
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| Elite Fan  | Uh... Cordelia is watching That's the best part  __________________ | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2008
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| Yes __________________ Castiel: That is not funny Dean the voice says I am almost out of minutes. Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination? Technician: No, get out... Next. | |||
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| Extreme Fan  Joined: Oct 2005
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| The Day Spike Met Xander  Spike: (Sings) I got no feelings A no feelings A no feelings For anybody else Except for myself, my beautiful selfish  Angelus: (growls a hello) Spike!  Angelus: Got a minute?  Spike: Angelus! Where have you been all these centuries? (notices Xander) Who's' the pup?  Angelus: Meet my pet, Spike.  Spike: Looks young and tasty. Care to share?  Angelus: Back off. He's mine. Xander: (looks at Spike and thinks) He's cute.  Xander: You know, as much as I love being squashed against your body like that with your… uh, thing pressing on my stomach… Angelus: Shush, puppy.  Angelus: Wanna see my mark on him? Spike: (staring with interest at the long, smooth neck) Course.  Angelus: See? Spike: Nice bites on that bum. ~*~*~*~* A while later:  Xander: (angry) I can't believe you let him touch the bite mark!  Angelus: (walking away) Your body belongs to me. I can do whatever I want with it.  Xander: Whatever happened to "Back off. He's mine"? Just a show of vamp-masculinity crap? | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2008
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| __________________ Castiel: That is not funny Dean the voice says I am almost out of minutes. Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination? Technician: No, get out... Next. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2008
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| Xander always had his moments. __________________ Castiel: That is not funny Dean the voice says I am almost out of minutes. Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination? Technician: No, get out... Next. | |||
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| Extreme Fan Joined: Oct 2005
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| Part 3:  Angelus: Hi, kido. Here're some flowers.  Angelus: It's sad how much I was blinded by that stupid slayer to see the beauty that is you.  Xander : Angelus? Angelus: Yes, beautiful.  Xander: I'm in love with Spike.  Angelus: What? | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2008
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| __________________ Castiel: That is not funny Dean the voice says I am almost out of minutes. Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination? Technician: No, get out... Next. | |||
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| Elite Fan | that was fricking amazing!! __________________ Watching BtVS is like having a drink: it tastes wonderful, from all it's different ingredients. But it needs to be properly spiked to get me high. Icon by Burning Up A Sun | |||
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| Part-Time Fan  Joined: Jul 2003
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| Bwahaha!! You're an evil genius!  ))))))))__________________ | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2008
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| I love it. __________________ Castiel: That is not funny Dean the voice says I am almost out of minutes. Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination? Technician: No, get out... Next. | |||
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| Extreme Fan Joined: Oct 2005
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| Part four (the last one )Three years later:  Spike: 'ello, pet.  Xander: That's it, Spike. We're breaking up! Spike: What?! What did I do?  Xander: First of all, those flowers ...  Spike: What these? But they're for you!  Xander: That's the problem! I don't want flowers. I don't like flowers. When you give a girl flowers, she usually turns you down, and here's the thing, I'm NOT a girl, no matter how many times I faced situations in a squicky girly reaction. Point is, flowers are a turn off. They're the reason I broke up with Angelus in the first place. So no to flowers. Flowers are bad, evil, flowery... things.  Spike: Fine, you don't want the soddin' flowers ...  Spike: ... then bleedin' just say so. Now... wanna go home and shag? Or that's also another reason you broke up with Loony Forehead. Xander: As a matter of fact, that's the only thing I miss. And the loony part. Keeps things interesting. | |||
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| Master Fan Joined: Oct 2008
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| __________________ Castiel: That is not funny Dean the voice says I am almost out of minutes. Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination? Technician: No, get out... Next. | |||
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