[Pop-Punk Culture Zombie]

The French Monkeys: Willow and Oz Appreciation!

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Origin of The French Monkeys:

Cut to the school lounge the next day. Oz is getting a box of animal crackers from a vending machine. His arm is in a sling. He straightens up and sees Willow there.
Oz: Oh, hey! (offers the box) Animal cracker?
Willow: (smiles) No, thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: (tries to open the box) Suddenly painless.
Willow: You can still play the guitar okay?
Oz: Oh, not well, but not worse.
They start to walk down the hall. Willow takes the box from him to open it.
Willow: Y'know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Ooh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks.
Willow hands back the open box.
Oz (cont'd.): I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: (smiles) Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.
Oz: (pulls out a cookie and stops) Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: (smiles) Yeah, I-I see!
Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?
Willow smiles brightly.
Oz: You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.
Willow is surprised by the compliment.
Oz: (continues down the hall) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'
Willow laughs.
Oz: And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'
Willow laughs more.
Oz: And there's a big coup in the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
Willow: No. (giggles)

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[img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The French Monkeys [img]smilies/star.gif[/img]

1 ~ MissMockeyPants - Liz
2 ~ WillowTaraOz
3 ~ AlienPrincess47
4 ~ †ü£§däÿ
5 ~ Switch0
6 ~ GroupieMonkey
7 ~ Platelet
8 ~ Glaxy Girl*
9 ~ No Use
10 ~ ©~*Strawberry*~©
11 ~ L i N d $ @ y - Lindsay
12 ~ TobywastheKiller
13 ~ Crazy Gurl
14 ~ Pop-Punk Culture Zombie - Mariko
15 ~ ~*Echo*~
16 ~ Julie_Starr
17 ~ Supertart.v1
18 ~ ~Judu~
19 ~ oz lover
20 ~ Beep103
21 ~ shazaam
22 ~ JJones
23 ~ Anyanka217 - Arianna
24 ~ TweetyGurl
25 ~ FunkySpunkyMonkey
26 ~ *~SpikesLilAngel~*
27 ~ GoddessGlory_2001
28 ~ BadSeed
29 ~ blueschild007
30 ~ Kat B
31 ~ silvermoonie
32 ~ MichaelVartanIsSexy
33 ~ glory fades
34 ~ willowlover
35 ~ spuffygirl22
36 ~ ~AIR~
37 ~ ~.~ Kristina ~.~
38 ~ Wilster
39 ~ Cloudburst2000
40 ~ Rainstorm18
41 ~ Danielle2
42 ~ M3
43 ~ Anla

To be on the list, just ask!

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Reasons why Willow and Oz belong together

~~ Because he put the tag in her shirt.
~~ Because he got her popcorn.
~~ Because he will always love her
~~ Because he forgave Willow after Willow and Xander kissed.
~~ Because he took her virginity away.
~~ Because she will never forget him.
~~ Because they'll be always in each other's hearts.
~~ Because he'll always be with her.
~~ Because he loves her more than anything in his life.
~~ Because he came back for her.
~~ Because he wanted to protect her from the wolf.
~~ Because Oz makes following a girl around "cool."
~~ Because you just can't stop saying, "AW!"
~~ Because she'd still if he'd still.
~~ Because he's her, you know ... *smile* date!

We need some more! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Used Titles

#1: I want smoochies!
#2: Because the title we picked was too long ...
#3: His Whole Live He's Never Loved Anything Else
#4: Because Oz will always be Red's mongrel
#5: Because he thinks she'll sweat cute blood
#6: Because he came back to Sunnydale for her.
#7: Because Joan of Arc had a special relationship with God.

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The Revised Edition of the French Monkeys' Dictionary
updated by Pop-Punk Culture Zombie

dingo: adj. Used to describe something (usually music) that is cool, excellent, swell, et cetera (e.g. "That song is so dingo!").

French Monkey: n. One who supports the Willow-Oz relationship.

gathering: n. A get-together with brie and mellow song stylings.

hootenanny: n. A get-together chockfull of hoot, but with just a little bit of nanny.

hummus: 1. n. A dip that features garbanzo beans as the main ingredient. 2. interj. Used to pacify someone or to put the situation into perspective.

Ozify: v. To become cool, collected, and stoic -- in other words, to emulate Oz.

pez: adj. Romantic.

shindig: n. A get-together with dip, less mellow song stylings, and perhaps a large amount of malt beverage.

(Un) Singe Français: n. An ultra-French Monkey (e.g. "Bobby started a campaign outside the White House to bring back the Willow-Oz relationship! What a singe français!").

"So goes my nation": idiom Affirmation of support for a person or idea.

verruca: n. A wart. Homonym of Veruca (or, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named).

wolf-out: 1. adj. Angry or upset (e.g. "She's wolfed-out right now because she had a fight with her mom."). 2. v. To become angry or upset.

Woz: n. Willow and Oz' relationship, smushed for time issues.

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[Forgotten By The Sun]

[img]smilies/slinkie.gif[/img]. Woot! New thread!

[AutumnColorsღ]

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] yay! I like the title. Im also at 1000 posts. I was wondering if I could be added to the list?

[Forgotten By The Sun]

Congrats about the posts,and sure! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img].

[AlexEvans]

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Just stopping by... after it's all said and done, this is still my second favorite BTVS ship. They were great, together and as individual characters.

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[silvermoonie]

[img]smilies/blinkie.gif[/img] yeah! new thread--- um, i feel kinda dumb and ashamed (being a French Monkey and everything), but i don't get the concept of the title to the Woz relationship... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] explain please.

for the next 4 minutes, it's still gonna be my birthday! yea! i finally turned 16. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] hehe

[L i N d $ @ y]

whew! made it here! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

sorry for being MIA guys but i did promise you all that i'll be here every now and then. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

mariko: thanks for starting the thread. [img]smilies/clap.gif[/img] er, about the title?

rainstorm: congrats on getting 1000! [img]smilies/party.gif[/img]

[Pop-Punk Culture Zombie]

Rainstorm18 -- You're added. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Do you also want to be added, Abducted Bookworm? Speaking of all that, Liz, are you on the list? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

silvermoonie -- Happy birthday!

I think Liz came up with the title. In the episode "Fear, Itself" Willow was dressed as Joan of Arc for Halloween, because of her special relationship with God. Oz was wearing a name tag that said "Hello, My Name is God." *nods*

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[AutumnColorsღ]

thanks a bunch

[Rock_Witch]

he he [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Just watched My stepmother is an alien! just thought i'd drop in and say that, not woz, i know but still....god it was funny, they look so odd!!!!!

Anyways, c ya!

[img]smilies/rose.gif[/img] Char [img]smilies/rose.gif[/img]

[Forgotten By The Sun]

Originally posted by Pop-Punk Culture Zombie: <STRONG>Rainstorm18 -- You're added. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Do you also want to be added, Abducted Bookworm? Speaking of all that, Liz, are you on the list? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] silvermoonie -- Happy birthday! I think Liz came up with the title. In the episode "Fear, Itself" Willow was dressed as Joan of Arc for Halloween, because of her special relationship with God. Oz was wearing a name tag that said "Hello, My Name is God." *nods* </STRONG>

Yup. I'm Miss MockeyPants. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img].

Happy birthday, silvermoonie! [img]smilies/slinkie.gif[/img].

Yeah, It was from there. Here's the quote, now i'm hoping that I got the title right. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img].

Buffy: Will, medieval Will. Xander: Hail ye old varlity thou. Willow: I'm Joan of arc. I figured we had a lot in common. Seeing how I was almost burned at the stake and plus she had that close relationship with god. Xander: And you are? Oz shows his name tag saying god. Xander: Of course. I wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been god. Oz: Blasphemer.

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[~*Echo*~]

[img]smilies/love.gif[/img] the title. I had my own special W/O avatar made based on that quote. I don't think many people understood it. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
Anyway, thanks for the new thread! Resume the Willow and Oz lovin'.

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[silvermoonie]

ya know, a day after i asked my question of complete idiocy, i saw the episode and smacked myself, after laughing hysterically at Oz's face when he showed the tag. lol it was great.

thanks for all the bday wishes. [img]smilies/hug.gif[/img] i feel loved hehe

[Cloudburst2000]

[img]smilies/pinkie.gif[/img] [img]smilies/slinkie.gif[/img] [img]smilies/blinkie.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wiggle.gif[/img] [img]smilies/party.gif[/img] Woohoo!! Woohoo!! New Thread!! Liking the title!! Woohoo!! Woohoo!! [img]smilies/party.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wiggle.gif[/img] [img]smilies/blinkie.gif[/img] [img]smilies/slinkie.gif[/img] [img]smilies/pinkie.gif[/img]

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[Pop-Punk Culture Zombie]

It's been a while since there's been a smilie shindig. Of course, there is no malt beverage but you know what I mean. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]