Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Things The BTVS Cast Would Never Say #3: Because Swimmers Ear Eventually Goes Away - Page 2

Mithvingiel · 07-01-2003, 10:54 AM

[img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] You guys rock!!!

[img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img] MITH [img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img]

James Gimli · 07-01-2003, 11:11 AM

Spike enters Drusilla's room at the factory

Spike:Well, I finally...bloody hell what's that stench?
Drusilla: Oh dear, that girl you fed me gave us a bit o gas.

Faith:I really should stop smoking, it's bad for me.

Buffy: I don't own a dildo!! How did this get in my room?!?
Giles overhears and walks away inconspicously

Supertart.v1 · 07-01-2003, 11:12 AM

[img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] That Giles one is good! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Mithvingiel · 07-01-2003, 11:21 AM

[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]Good work

[img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img] MITH [img]smilies/daisy.gif[/img]

m&m fkan · 07-01-2003, 01:42 PM

LivingDeadDoll, The poppin fresh one was friggin hilarious..I spilled my drink! [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img]... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Claudia

Chelsita C. · 07-01-2003, 02:05 PM

OH. MY. GOD. These are just too funny!! I'm afraid mine will just suck! Oh well:

Xander: (crouchs over) Anyone up for a rip-roarin' game of leap frog?

Yeah, like I said, it sucks.. buy you guys are brilliant!!

Chelsita

LivingDeadDoll · 07-01-2003, 04:06 PM

Thanks, guys, for your nice comments. I had to take a three week long creative leave (also known as a vacation) in order to get my brain juices flowing. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Yep, it was a grueling time, taking in the sun and the ocean air, but I'm back on top of my game. [img]smilies/idea.gif[/img]

I really missed reading this thread, too... it's funny as hell, and everyone here's got a great sense of humor. [img]smilies/evil_laugh.gif[/img] Or, should I say, a wicked sense of humor. Hmm... seems those two go hand in hand.

- Nae - · 07-01-2003, 08:22 PM

LivingDeadDoll~ the PoppinFresh one was hilarious [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img]

***Scythe*** · 07-01-2003, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chelsita C.:
<STRONG>OH. MY. GOD. These are just too funny!! I'm afraid mine will just suck! Oh well:

Xander: (crouchs over) Anyone up for a rip-roarin' game of leap frog?

Yeah, like I said, it sucks.. buy you guys are brilliant!!

Chelsita</STRONG>

[img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] I've still got Things the BTVS characters would never say block [img]smilies/bawl.gif[/img]
ok this is a try to get back in the game

Oz: left go left aaaand you went left.

PILSBURY DOUGH BOY [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

sorry..... no i can't do it [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img]

***Scythe*** · 07-01-2003, 08:53 PM

Quote:

(A critically wounded Principal Wood slumps heavily in his seat, not moving, not breathing. Faith looks over at him. After a beat...)

Faith: Oh, thank God, he's finally kicked it. Whiney little pansy ass was really getting on my nerves.

(Wood gasps for air and sits up, his eyes wide open)

Wood: Hey, I'm still alive.

(Faith looks over at him for a second, then places a hand over his mouth and watches as he struggles. Buffy opens the door to the bus and steps in)

Buffy: I thought I just heard something.

(Faith holds Wood down with one hand as he thrashes about)

Faith: It's so sad... Principal Wood died.

(Wood gets out of her grasp and gasps for air)

Buffy: I could swear that he just moved.

Faith: Umm... that's just gas escaping.

hmmmm that sounds familiar [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Chelsita C. · 07-02-2003, 01:23 PM

Just this vision makes me laugh

Buffy: Anyone want to go hang on the beach and work on their tan?

Spike: (jumps up and down all giddy and waving his arms about) Ooo...ooo! I do! I do!

Buffy: No Spike. You didn't clean up the basement like I asked you to THREE times!!

Spike: (whining) But the finale of "Dawson's Creek" was on and I couldn't miss it!!

Buffy: Whining won't get you anywhere now go down there and clean up like I asked you and MAYBE you can come to the beach.

Spike: FINE!! (marches out in a huff and slams the door)

Hope you liked! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Chelsita

[ 07-02-2003: Message edited Chelsita C. ]

Benjibabe · 07-02-2003, 01:29 PM

Imagine how sexy Spike is with a tan!

Supertart.v1 · 07-02-2003, 01:33 PM

::Imagines:: [img]smilies/drool.gif[/img]

m&m fkan · 07-02-2003, 01:40 PM

You guys are tooo funny!!
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Buffy: Xander..now that Anya is gone, why don't you give me a shot?
Willow: No! He's mine!
Xander: Anya is dead, give me some time to mourn, will ya?
Dawn: Yeah! Besides...He's mine!
Buffy: Dawn...don't I owe you a beating for that?
Dawn: oops.
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claudia

- Nae - · 07-02-2003, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Supertart.v1:
<STRONG>::Imagines:: [img]smilies/drool.gif[/img]</STRONG>

me too [img]smilies/drool.gif[/img]