Buffy and Angel - Oz and Willow [French Monkeys]: Because... He's With Her, You Know?

**Crystal Clear** · 03-22-2008, 04:12 PM

The French Monkeys; Oz and Willow Appreciation

Origin of the French Monkeys;

Cut to the school lounge the next day. Oz is getting a box of animal crackers from a vending machine. His arm is in a sling. He straightens up and sees Willow there.
Oz: Oh, hey! (offers the box) Animal cracker?
Willow: (smiles) No, thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: (tries to open the box) Suddenly painless.
Willow: You can still play the guitar okay?

Oz: Oh, not well, but not worse.
They start to walk down the hall. Willow takes the box from him to open it.
Willow: Y'know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Ooh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks.
Willow hands back the open box.
Oz (cont'd.): I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: (smiles) Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.

Oz: (pulls out a cookie and stops) Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: (smiles) Yeah, I-I see!
Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?
Willow smiles brightly.
Oz: You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.
Willow is surprised by the compliment.
Oz: (continues down the hall) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'
Willow laughs.
Oz: And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'
Willow laughs more.
Oz: And there's a big coup in the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
Willow: No. (giggles)

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~~ Because he put the tag in her shirt.
~~ Because he got her popcorn.
~~ Because he will always love her
~~ Because he forgave Willow after Willow and Xander kissed.
~~ Because he took her virginity away.
~~ Because she will never forget him.
~~ Because they'll be always in each other's hearts.
~~ Because he'll always be with her.
~~ Because he loves her more than anything in his life.
~~ Because he came back for her.
~~ Because he wanted to protect her from the wolf.
~~ Because Oz makes following a girl around "cool."
~~ Because you just can't stop saying, "AW!"
~~ Because she'd still if he'd still.
~~ Because he's her, you know ... *smile* date!

#1: I want smoochies!
#2: Because the title we picked was too long ...
#3: His Whole Live He's Never Loved Anything Else
#4: Because Oz will always be Red's mongrel
#5: Because he thinks she'll sweat cute blood
#6: Because he came back to Sunnydale for her.
#7: Because Joan of Arc had a special relationship with God.
#8: Because there's nobody like his Will.
#9: Because he loves that she's unpredictable.

updated by Pop-Punk Culture Zombie
dingo: adj. Used to describe something (usually music) that is cool, excellent, swell, et cetera (e.g. "That song is so dingo!").

French Monkey: n. One who supports the Willow-Oz relationship.

gathering: n. A get-together with brie and mellow song stylings.

hootenanny: n. A get-together chockfull of hoot, but with just a little bit of nanny.

hummus: 1. n. A dip that features garbanzo beans as the main ingredient. 2. interj. Used to pacify someone or to put the situation into perspective.

Ozify: v. To become cool, collected, and stoic -- in other words, to emulate Oz.

pez: adj. Romantic.

shindig: n. A get-together with dip, less mellow song stylings, and perhaps a large amount of malt beverage.

(Un) Singe Fran硩s: n. An ultra-French Monkey (e.g. "Bobby started a campaign outside the White House to bring back the Willow-Oz relationship! What a singe fran硩s!").

"So goes my nation": idiom Affirmation of support for a person or idea.

verruca: n. A wart. Homonym of Veruca (or, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named).

wolf-out: 1. adj. Angry or upset (e.g. "She's wolfed-out right now because she had a fight with her mom."). 2. v. To become angry or upset.

Woz: n. Willow and Oz' relationship, smushed for time issues.

The previous thread can be found here.

**Crystal Clear** · 03-22-2008, 04:21 PM

Hope you guys like the new title

Lysee · 03-22-2008, 08:42 PM

I love the title, Gwen. (I hope I got your name right.) Could you add me to the shipper list, please?

McAwesome · 03-23-2008, 12:17 AM

New thread love the thread title too

**Crystal Clear** · 03-23-2008, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lysee (View Post)

I love the title, Gwen. (I hope I got your name right.) Could you add me to the shipper list, please?

It is

And of course I'll add you

***L i N d $ @ y*** · 03-23-2008, 04:28 AM

love the thread title!

i'm glad Seth Green was at the Paley Festival.

**Crystal Clear** · 03-23-2008, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by L i N d $ @ y (View Post)

i'm glad Seth Green was at the Paley Festival.

So am I. It was great seeing the whole cast together again like that (with the exception of a few.)

DefLeppardFan · 03-23-2008, 05:21 PM

Can I also be added to list, I posted on the other thread.

Lysee · 03-23-2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

It is And of course I'll add you

Thanks!!!

Quote:

i'm glad Seth Green was at the Paley Festival.

I know! It's too bad not everyone was there though. It would have been the ultimate reunion.

Forgotten By The Sun · 03-23-2008, 06:56 PM

I love the new title, you guys.

**Crystal Clear** · 03-24-2008, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DefLeppardFan (View Post)

Can I also be added to list, I posted on the other thread.

Of course

**starryeyesxx** · 03-24-2008, 02:45 AM

thanks for the new thread!

**Crystal Clear** · 03-24-2008, 07:51 AM

You're welcome Soph

I missed Oz and Willow in the later seasons. I looked back to S2/3 recently and remembered how good they were together.

Forgotten By The Sun · 03-24-2008, 09:03 AM

Was Alyson at the reunion?

**starryeyesxx** · 03-24-2008, 10:37 AM

there's been no mention of her or anthony stuart head being there that i've seen

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