Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Oz and Willow [French Monkeys] : Because he came back for her

**ashleyt** · 06-29-2009, 09:14 PM

The French Monkeys; Oz and Willow Appreciation

Origin of the French Monkeys;

Cut to the school lounge the next day. Oz is getting a box of animal crackers from a vending machine. His arm is in a sling. He straightens up and sees Willow there.
Oz: Oh, hey! (offers the box) Animal cracker?
Willow: (smiles) No, thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: (tries to open the box) Suddenly painless.
Willow: You can still play the guitar okay?

Oz: Oh, not well, but not worse.
They start to walk down the hall. Willow takes the box from him to open it.
Willow: Y'know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Ooh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks.
Willow hands back the open box.
Oz (cont'd.): I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: (smiles) Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.

Oz: (pulls out a cookie and stops) Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: (smiles) Yeah, I-I see!
Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?
Willow smiles brightly.
Oz: You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.
Willow is surprised by the compliment.
Oz: (continues down the hall) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'
Willow laughs.
Oz: And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'
Willow laughs more.
Oz: And there's a big coup in the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
Willow: No. (giggles)

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~~ Because he put the tag in her shirt.
~~ Because he got her popcorn.
~~ Because he will always love her
~~ Because he forgave Willow after Willow and Xander kissed.
~~ Because he took her virginity away.
~~ Because she will never forget him.
~~ Because they'll be always in each other's hearts.
~~ Because he'll always be with her.
~~ Because he loves her more than anything in his life.
~~ Because he came back for her.
~~ Because he wanted to protect her from the wolf.
~~ Because Oz makes following a girl around "cool."
~~ Because you just can't stop saying, "AW!"
~~ Because she'd still if he'd still.
~~ Because he's her, you know ... *smile* date!

#1: I want smoochies!
#2: Because the title we picked was too long ...
#3: His Whole Live He's Never Loved Anything Else
#4: Because Oz will always be Red's mongrel
#5: Because he thinks she'll sweat cute blood
#6: Because he came back to Sunnydale for her.
#7: Because Joan of Arc had a special relationship with God.
#8: Because there's nobody like his Will.
#9: Because he loves that she's unpredictable.
#10: Because... He's With Her, You Know?
#11: Because she'd still if he'd still, he'd VERY still.
#12: Because in some ways, it was the best night of their lives.

updated by Pop-Punk Culture Zombie
dingo: adj. Used to describe something (usually music) that is cool, excellent, swell, et cetera (e.g. "That song is so dingo!").

French Monkey: n. One who supports the Willow-Oz relationship.

gathering: n. A get-together with brie and mellow song stylings.

hootenanny: n. A get-together chockfull of hoot, but with just a little bit of nanny.

hummus: 1. n. A dip that features garbanzo beans as the main ingredient. 2. interj. Used to pacify someone or to put the situation into perspective.

Ozify: v. To become cool, collected, and stoic -- in other words, to emulate Oz.

pez: adj. Romantic.

shindig: n. A get-together with dip, less mellow song stylings, and perhaps a large amount of malt beverage.

(Un) Singe Fran硩s: n. An ultra-French Monkey (e.g. "Bobby started a campaign outside the White House to bring back the Willow-Oz relationship! What a singe fran硩s!").

"So goes my nation": idiom Affirmation of support for a person or idea.

verruca: n. A wart. Homonym of Veruca (or, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named).

wolf-out: 1. adj. Angry or upset (e.g. "She's wolfed-out right now because she had a fight with her mom."). 2. v. To become angry or upset.

Woz: n. Willow and Oz' relationship, smushed for time issues.

The previous thread can be found here.

fresley4ever · 06-29-2009, 09:31 PM

Thanks for the new thread.

I don't like to be in charge of a thread unless I can fully be loyal to the OP.

**Burning Up A Sun** · 06-29-2009, 09:35 PM

TFTNT!

Love the title.

fresley4ever · 06-29-2009, 09:41 PM

**ashleyt** · 07-02-2009, 06:57 PM

I understand Fresley

I wonder if Oz and Willow will hook up now that they're practically living together in the comics

**Burning Up A Sun** · 07-02-2009, 07:05 PM

They're living together in the comics?

**ashleyt** · 07-02-2009, 07:15 PM

Buffy, Willow and the slayers have to hide from those who want to kill them and so they're staying with Oz. So technically they are "shacking up", just in the same community.

I'm hoping for some late night nookie

**Burning Up A Sun** · 07-02-2009, 07:17 PM

Is Kennedy there?

They definitely need late night nookie action.

**ashleyt** · 07-02-2009, 07:40 PM

I think so

But Oz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kennedy.

**~♥~My Lonely Angel~♥~** · 07-02-2009, 07:57 PM

New thread

I haven't read the new comic yet. I'm buying it online right now though.

**Burning Up A Sun** · 07-02-2009, 08:01 PM

I'm not arguing with you there Nat.

I've only bought one of the comics and that wasn't even for BTVS itself.

I've never been a fan of comics though.

**~♥~My Lonely Angel~♥~** · 07-02-2009, 08:07 PM

Never really been a fan of comics either, but the season 8 ones changed that. They're the only comics I like (besides Joss Whedon's Fray ones). I don't really like the Angel comics.

**Burning Up A Sun** · 07-02-2009, 08:10 PM

Is the Fray an original character? I always get confused when I see adverts for that one or the crossovers with Buffy.

**ashleyt** · 07-02-2009, 08:15 PM

The only comics I own are Archie one's

**~♥~My Lonely Angel~♥~** · 07-02-2009, 08:20 PM

It was an original character, she had her own comic series before Season 8 started, and she was brought into the season 8 comics as a crossover.