Buffy the Vampire Slayer - IBF # 193: There's no words to describe our insanity!

sum1 · 05-28-2004, 05:28 AM

Welcome to our wild and crazy(forgot completely barmy last time) thread. You may be asking yourself, "Am I an insane person who talks about Buffy all the time and annoy all his/her friends?" You are right to question. Our research team has done a scientifically valid study and determined, beyond any doubt, that roughly 89% of the world's population either are Insane Buffy Fans or would be if they did not live in places ruled by brutal, oppressive regimes where the only television program available consists of images of the leader and loud military marching music.
Here are just some of the signs you should look for. This smilie is coz people on this thread like to eat me (Scythe)

aaand this one

wheee!

You might be an Insane Buffy Fan if...
...you know every episode title by heart?
...you find yourself quoting Buffy in daily conversation.
...you finish people's sentences with the rest of Buffy quotes.
...you answer "How are you?" with "Five by five."
...you lie awake at night running Spuffy role-plays in your head.
...you own every piece of Buffy merchandise ever produced.
...Skittles remind you of James Marsters.
...you shout out random Buffy lines on busses.
...your non-buffy-watching friends have memorized the finale date in the vain hope that after that you'll stop talking about Buffy.
...spend more hours each day watching Buffy DVDs than sleeping.
....you bite your friends necks to see how vampires do it.
...you carry a stake in your purse.
...you plan to name your first son LaVelle.
...you spend hours gazing at the stars trying to spot the big pineapple.
...you put black nailvarnish on then purposely chip it to look like spike's.
...you only listen to bands that have been on Buffy. And Ghost of the Robot.
...your school gives you special Buffy-related awards.
...you buy a scrunchie you don't actually need or want just so you can kiddnap James Marsters with it.
...your favorite months are determined by the pictures on your Buffy calendar.
...you cry because you've missed a S7 episode which is about spike.
...you hang out on the IBF topic late at night to see who is up to "talk buffy."
...you want to be a real vampire but not just some (Angel's) lame (his hair sticks straight up and he's bloody stupid) human who thinks they're a vampire.
...you have erotic dreams about Buffy cast/characters.
...you're infatuated with Bunnies but think they are all evil.
...When anytime cheese is mentioned you get excited and start reciting cheese man lines and other cheese quotes from the show.(I like cheese)
...you sit at your computer desk waiting for the forum to load, and cut out a piece of random paper up so that it says spike.
...you do the Snoopy dance for a new thread.
...you introduce your new buffy stuff to your old buffy stuff.
...Your wondering if there will be an Ebay auction, when you know you won't be able to afford anything that's on it.
...you get competative over who posts the most in the IBF thread.
...you rent/see movies based soley on whether or not someone from buffy is in it.
...you work out so you can say you're 'buff'
...you convert a rusty spring into a picture holder so Faith and Spike can stand next to your computer.
...You quote dialog without consciously knowing you're quoting dialog.
...You watch the 6 and 7 PM showing of Buffy on FX, but then you also watch the same episodes repeated again the next morning at 7 and 8 AM. Even though you also have the Season 2 DVD's and don't really need to watch the ones on FX.
...you have a stake and holy water lying next to you bed.
...you can tell in which year a picture was taken of the cast just by looking at the style of their hair.
...you spend days agonizing over which thread to make your 3500th post on.
...you wake your little cousin up really early so you can come on the forum.
...it only takes you 2 hours and 47 minutes to go though an IBF thread
If any of these statements could be made about you, you might be an Insane Buffy Fan!

You are all Insane Congratulations and post away!

Mwah ha ha ha ha!

Insane Buffy Fans

1) buffypurple12 (Jenny)
2) Shakra (Dave)
3) Cronos (Piet)
4) fluffy trousers
5) GACT16
6) Trixie Girl
7) Sara (BuffyAngel690) (Sara)
8) vt_slayer (Rich)
9) Cleis666 (Nath)
10) Andysgirl (Air)
11) M姧��}{� (Richard)
12) Rogue Gal
13) �~*Strawberry*~� (Noga)
14) ~Judu~ (Judu)
15) blackfaith33 (Vix)
16) TweetyGurl
17) Miss MockeyPants
18) evyl�lint (Anna)
19) Jewel4
20) Timmy_09 (Stjepo)
21) *~KatIntheHat~*
22) Sabs77 (Sabrina)
23) Redwillow26 (Lucy)
24) PoliVamp (Nick)
25) carrieanne77 (Carrie)
26) 100%_Tara_fan
27) slayer*fiend
28) Supertart.v1 (Emma)
29) Lepeka
30) AnimalCrackers
31) youdodoodletoo (Mark)
32) Cloudburst2000
33) pinkpixie (Dom)
34) Kalika
35) ?��d��
36) flamegirl
37) DarkB
38) Wild Pikachu (Pika)
39) Krissyk77 (Krissy)
40) katesarama
41) Willow_Spikes
42) xextremex (Ash)
43) Rivulet027
44) BluHart (Eva)
45) Bitca17 (Becca)
46) Kirstee (Kirstee)
47) bextera (Bex)
48) chuckie
49) GoddessGlory_2001 (Amber)
50) p_j_supporter
51) pez-witch (Kitt)
52) Tonks
53) Zero One Zero
54) stoned_kitten
55) dreamgal
56) Jonnys Girl (Cz)
57) Floegirl (Nae)
58) ~.~ Kristina ~.~
59) Into The Silence
60) *He_stole_my_heart*
61) Eye of Botox
62) etaknosnhoj (Kate)
63) Wilster
64) faeriefolk (Ariel)
65) cold-blooded jelly donut (Steve)
66) Cotton_CandyLover
67) Danielle2
68) Geniey2k
69) fictionfan
70) Shortstuff
71) goldenpuppies at heart (Sharon)
72) MichaelVartanIsSexy
73) Spike's sunflower (Anita)
74) Super-Magnetic
75) **Jessica**
76) maidden
77) LLaMa
78) Rainstorm18
79) .*.~.Laura.~.*.
80) WillowTaraPhoebe (Justy)
81) djforalways
82) Sarah R
83) missalana
84) behrlover18
85) sum1
86) silver_lined_cloud (Lulu)
87) Parallax
88) rebelle (Tihana)
89) Mith
90) Immortal CandyGirl

let me know if you want your name on the list

Jen is queen IBF
Piet is gay IBF
Carrie is drunk IBF
Krissy is stalker IBF
Nath is Dirty IBF
Air is sweet IBF
Mark is lurk IBF
Emma is dark IBF
Liz is avie IBF
Sara is B/A IBF
Rich is smart IBF
Pika is hungry IBF
Kate is fanfic IBF
Lucy is scary IBF
Amber is snarky IBF
Kirstee is toasty IBF
Sharon is Von Trapp IBF
Stjepo is Faithful IBF
Ashley is Lenkkie IBF
Tihana is artist IBF
Sum1 is evil IBF
Anita is idealist IBF
Ariel is comic IBF
Kitt is candy IBF
Steve is pastry IBF
Ron is stealthy IBF
Lulu is romantic IBF

Because we all should be made to do it out of love:
say clinkly chocolate cookies 37 times fast.
Aaaand Guatemalan Insane Asylum Chili Peppers 37 times fast
and He-who-always-occupies-my-mind-and-haunts-my-dreams-and-smells-like-something-really-nice-I-just-can't-place.

We have decided to have BTVS holidays on the 20th of every month here they are:

January= Jossday
February= Castday
March= Vampday
April= SMGday
May= Buffyday
June= Slayerday
July= Lenkkieday
August= Witchday
September= Eyelessday
October= Scoobyday
November= Hellmouthday
December= Demonday

Post Away!

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also check out the IAF Thread

The Official IBF song is:

The Ramones---I Wanna Be Sedated

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do Nowhere to go I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport And put me in a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers
I can't control my brain Oh no oh ho

Just put me in a wheelchair And get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers
I can't control my toes Oh no oh ho

Also Imaginary by Evanescence is insaney Purple!

I linger in the doorway
of alarm clock screaming monsters calling my name
let me stay
where the wind will whisper to me
where the raindrops as they're falling tell a story

in my field of paper flowers
and candy clouds of lullaby
i lie inside myself for hours
and watch my purple sky fly over me

don't say i'm out of touch
with this rampant chaos - your reality
i know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge
the nightmare i built my own world to escape

in my field of paper flowers
and candy clouds of lullaby
i lie inside myself for hours
and watch my purple sky fly over me

swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
cannot cease for the fear of silent nights
oh how i long for the deep sleep dreaming
the goddess of imaginary light

To the tune of Something to Sing About

Life's a board
And we all post away
We don't know what to say
But it should be okay
It's all right
If some things get typed wrong
The threads still get quite long
We'll parody a song
Come and join the Hive
Scythe posts lots
etaknosnhoj's a girl
Carrie likes her beer
Come join the Hive
Whenever you're online
Get sucked in and waste your time
Don't give me posts
Don't give me posts
Give me something to post about
Please give me something to post about

Fanforum
It gets into your brain
And once you post again
You'll never be the same
Still my friends
Don't even know my name
And it is to my shame
I feel it is quite lame
One of them's in Spain
Darkness is in charge
In Wild Pikachu's brain
With our postcounts large
But I don't want
To turn off my PC
And go back to reality
Cause when you go
That's when you know...

There was no pain
No fear no doubt
Till they tore me out
Of Fanforum
So that's my refrain
I live in Hell
Cause I've been expelled
From Fanforum
I think I was in Fanforum

So give me something to post about
Please...

Come in, hang up your brains, kick off your lives and relax in the insanity chair

Jen- August 17th
Justy- July 29th
Stjepo- April 11th
Krissy- November 1st
Anita- November 2nd
Kate- March 17th
Liz- September 23rd
Pika- September 12th
Sara- March 14th
Ashley- November 21st
Sharon- September 16th
Nath - May 30th
Tihana - January 30th
Piet - September 14th
Lulu - September 20th

sum1 · 05-28-2004, 05:31 AM

Old thread:
http://www.fanforum.com/forums/showt...95#post1175195

WillowTaraPhoebe · 05-28-2004, 05:33 AM

Ooo love the title, glad to be able to help.

sum1 · 05-28-2004, 05:35 AM

[Bringing over my last dose of posts from the end of the previous thread.]

Quote:

Originally posted by Buffy&Angel4eva
::throws back:: I like catch!

::throws back:: Me like catch too!

Quote:

Originally posted by Buffy&Angel4eva
yes it's quite bad...must be the spufluenza.

Or Angelfluenza.

Quote:

Originally posted by Buffy&Angel4eva
blame my...life...it's why i'm so frikkin sensitive

Your life? You mean how you've been forced to be a B/Aer? Poor you.

Quote:

Originally posted by Buffy&Angel4eva
Just Sum1.

Hey! I'm not "people", I'm a demon!

sum1 · 05-28-2004, 05:36 AM

[And the rest of my last dose of posts from the end of the previous thread.]

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudburst2000
Well, then no worries 'cause sum1 won't stone me since I'm a loyal anti-Bangeler. But you guys are fair game

Yeah!

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudburst2000
Bangel sucks Was that bad? Nope, it's good

Anti-B/A is cooool!

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudburst2000
Anti-Angel is very good Down with Angel!!!

Down my toilet with him!

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudburst2000
So you wouldn't mind some nice handsome vamp sinking his teeth into you...like Spike? But you would probably taste funny since you like Bangel

Quote:

Originally posted by ~*Faerie*~
i come back onto FF and theres all this talk of Canadians

what up with that?

You Canadians all live in igloos.

Quote:

Originally posted by Scythe
*groan* owchie

Poor hung over Jen!

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowTaraPhoebe
Wow...this thread is...there's no words to describe it.

Ok, I'm basing the new thread title on that!

sum1 · 05-28-2004, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowTaraPhoebe
Ooo love the title, glad to be able to help.

Justy very helpful!

Parallax · 05-28-2004, 06:03 AM

Angel, stuck in Sum's toilet again? He must like it in there

BTW, i am Dark_Templar(Ron), so change my screenname, please.

WillowTaraPhoebe · 05-28-2004, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sum1
Justy very helpful!

Always glad to help.

Where's our drunkies?...er, crazies.

sum1 · 05-28-2004, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Parallax
BTW, i am Dark_Templar(Ron), so change my screenname, please.

Done.

*Krissy* · 05-28-2004, 06:23 AM

A whole new thread?? Damn you people have been busy!

Cronos · 05-28-2004, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowTaraPhoebe
Always glad to help.

Where's our drunkies?...er, crazies.

One of them is here... still drunk. and I have to go to my gran's in a few hours... dammit I hope I'm sober by then... I only had 1/4 bottle of tequila, 4 beers, 3 wines 2 vodka oranges and a coke with vieux...

WillowTaraPhoebe · 05-28-2004, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cronos
One of them is here... still drunk. and I have to go to my gran's in a few hours... dammit I hope I'm sober by then... I only had 1/4 bottle of tequila, 4 beers, 3 wines 2 vodka oranges and a coke with vieux...

*Blank stare* Only? There's no way your gonna be sober by then.

sum1 · 05-28-2004, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cronos
One of them is here... still drunk. and I have to go to my gran's in a few hours... dammit I hope I'm sober by then... I only had 1/4 bottle of tequila, 4 beers, 3 wines 2 vodka oranges and a coke with vieux...

Are you Carrie?

Cronos · 05-28-2004, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sum1
Are you Carrie?

no I'm her son

I believe... let's see... Carrie is Jen's granny, I'm Jen's dad, so... ya. I think I'm her son. I take after mummy so much

ETA: I just made myself some bacon and eggs and I feel quite alright now

etaknosnhoj · 05-28-2004, 07:41 AM

Look what I just bought

It's for my mummy on her birthday. Clever me!

Piet, you were drinking Coke with what? Bacon and eggs'll put you right

K8x