Spikes Angel

Ok so we're all Buffy the vampire slayer fans and we watch the show.. obviously But there have been lines out there, that have gone past the censors that have been dirty or have implied something, you know lines that make you go "ohh my god! i cant believe she just said that! that dirty so and so! children are watching!" yep, yep *nods heads* those kinds of lines.


anyways credit goes to Rockstar for the idea of this thread, he/she made a thread like this on the james marsters board, i thought that it would be better if it was here, since its full of buffy fans!.

ok heres some:

Buffy: "You're bent."
Spike: "Yeah, but it made you scream."

its funny because its true.

Anya to Xander: "We have nothing in common except both of us liking your penis"
Anya cracks me up! she doesent think before she speaks lol

Jaime Bee

Hmm one line that comes to mind is Spike to Buffy in OAFA I'll let you blow out my candles.

DigificWriter

I'm actually surprised that Joss was able to get some of the lyrics for Tara's "Under Your Spell" aired, specifically this refrain:
I break with every swell
Lost in ecstasy
Spread beneath my willow tree

I'm also rather surprised that UPN let him get away with the balcony scene in "Dead Things", cause it's pretty dang obvious what's going on.

Augusta

Yeah, I agree. I'm really surprised they allowed them to air that balcony scene! As far as the Willow/Tara song... I think that it could potentially be interpreted in different ways so... That's my thoughts on it at least

Scythe

I had to watch that with my parents! Talk about embarrassing!

Firecracker

Not just me then

GACT16

I surprised they got away with Anya's sign language for sex in HUSH. If you listen to the commentary even Joss was surprised.

UnbirthdayGirl

Lets not forget Buffy's orgasm as Angel was sucking her dry in GDP2.
I vaguely remember Joss saying somewhere that this particular scene was one of the most erotic in the series...

icecrystals

This isn't a line but Faith's stint with Xander in Consequences... that was pretty uncomfortable with the parents around

Moonlight~Pixie

This thread is great. I know this thread is for lines that went past the censors but I just have to mention something that didn't. I saw something deleted from "Smashed" when Buffy was literally riding Spike and I was like "omg! If that had aired on tv I would have died". I can't believe that part of the scene was even made to begin with.

stephie04

I had to watch Intervention with my mom, now..you may not think its so bad..but the part where Spike is just standing there..than the Buffybot gets up and you hear Spike zipper up his pants! Yea, I was kinda hoping she missed that..

I'm soo glad my mom and my sister got bored with BtVS by the middle of five. If my mom knew what I was watching season six, I think she would have freaked..

Augusta

LOL! Rreading everyones posts...
Luckily my mom doens't care and were open about things like that.
But i can see where that'd be really embarassing to watch, some of those scenes, with your parents right there, lol!

Spikes Angel

Lol haha! i loved the scene when Xander (that pervert) saw Buffybot and Spike having sex haha and he thought it was buffy! ohh good times, good times.

Ok back to the censor! Oh yeh anyas hand movements in hushed!
and the Under your spell lyrics the "beneath your willow tree" i completly ignored that and i was singing along to it at home and my mother was like "your willow tree? what are you talking about!" and i was like "ohhh willow tree! ewwwwww"

and in older and far away:

Spike: I have a cramp.
Tara: A cramp? In your pants?
Spike: What? It's a thing...

a cramp in his pants lol.. haha ohh and when he said he was going to let buffy blow out his candles!

Jaime Bee

I've seen those scenes tons of times with my parents and brother now.

Spikes Angel

I've never watched Btvs with my parents! its soo embaressing watching sex scenes with your parents in the same room i just look away and go "ohh noo my virgin eyes!"