Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Angel Unappreciation #9: Don't worry Angel, Spike'll save you.

sum1 · 09-23-2004, 12:57 PM

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ANGEL-BASHING ZONE!!!

Hey peoples and welcome to the Angel Unappreciation Thread! Let's give ourselves a pat on the back.

This is a thread for people who don't particularly care for the character of Angel or just downright hate him. If you aren't part of this group, please go elsewhere.

Now, for all you Angel-unappreciators out there. Come on in! Welcome! Have a seat and a cup of hot chocolate with the little marshmallows(for Spike who is also a member of this group).

Now to any Angel-lovers who didn't heed the above message to vamoose, please don't say we only dislike Angel because we like Spike. That is a load of crapoola. Many of us have never liked Angel...even before Spike ever appeared on the show so our Angel dis-likage has nothing at all to do with Spike. And some of us don't even care much for Spike. The unappreciation for the character of Angel does not hinge on our appreciation or unappreaciation of Spike's character. Therefore, it is not a requirement to like Spike in order to post on this thread as this is NOT a pro-Spike thread. It is an anti-Angel thread so the only requirement for membership to this thread is that you unappreciate the character of Angel on BTVS. If you like Angel on Angel that is fine, just as long as you don't appreciate the character on BTVS.

Why don't we like Angel on BTVS? Well, many of us think Angel is BORING! He also has a tendency to act all high and mighty when he has no right to...I mean, after all, he IS a demon. What right does he have to judge when he has committed horrible attrocities in his past? He tries to play down the demon and play up the soul. Angel get a life(or rather unlife)...you ARE the demon. You just happen to have a soul...one, might we remind you, that was a CURSE. You didn't go and seek the soul, no it was a curse.

So if Angel just gets on your last nerve and always has, and you just want to smack him upside the head, then please feel free to post here.

A few extremely funny anti-Angel smilies provided by Doogie:

Here is an extremely funny parody that was posted by the awesome sum1. Obviously, this parody occurs upon Angel's return to LA after visiting Sunnydale for the BTVS series finale, Chosen:

(Angel returns from Sunnydale.)
Angel: Waaaaaaa!
Wesley: My goodness, what's wrong?
Angel: Buffy loves Spike! She doesn't love me anymore!
Wesley: Really?! are you sure about this? Calm down and tell me about it.
Angel: Spike's got a soul now!!
Wesley: A soul?! That's fascinating! How'd he get it? William the Bloody with a soul...
Angel: But I had mine first! No fair!
Wesley: I'll have to go look this up. You realize this means the Shanshu prophecy might be about Spike, not you, don't you?
Angel: Waaaaaa! Shanshu mine! Buffy mine! Me champion!
(Angel runs off and finds a human, kills and drains the human of blood and returns a while later, dragging the bloodless corpse behind him, sobbing quietly. There's blood dribbling down his chin. Upon seeing this, a shocked Wesley drops a big book on his toe while Gunn goes for his stake.)
Wesley: (Hopping up and down, holding his foot.) Dear God, what have you done?!
Gunn: He's gone bad again!
Wesley: Leave him be, Gunn. He just doesn't know what he's doing. If you think about it, Angel's always been like that. He's too lacking in intellect to know right from wrong. That's why nobody blames him for anything he does.
Gunn: Yeah, that kinda explains a lot, doesn't it?
(There's a big explosion and a flash of light, knocking them to the floor. A portal opens in the air and somebody drops from it. He's dressed in black and dyed blonde. Picks himself up, sees Angel.)
Spike: Oh, bugger this!

Another funny parody by sum1:

(Sometime in the future. Buffy, older and wiser, is training a class of apprentice Slayers.)
Buffy: "Ok, you get your stake..."
Apprentice: "Steak?! But I'm a vegetarian!"
Buffy: "Stake as in wooden, not meat!"
Apprentice: "Oh..."
Buffy: (To class) "And you stick it in the vampire's heart."
Apprentice: "Where's the heart?"
Buffy: (Muttering under her breath) "God, why me?" (The phone rings in the next room.)
Buffy: (To apprentice) "Get that, will you?"
(Apprentice runs and gets the phone. Buffy continues with the class. A while later, the apprentice returns.)
Apprentice: "There's a guy on the phone for you. He says he's a vampire with a soul."
Buffy: (Brightening up, excited, enthusiastic) "A vampire with a soul?!"
Apprentice: "Yeah. He kept going on about how he's a champion and he helps the helpless."
Buffy: "Oh, that jerk! Tell him I'm not here."

Here are two parodies sometime following the Angel episode called Life of the Party. The first parody is by Cloudburst2000 and the second by sum1.

Buffy visits Angel, the FG, and Spike in LA to tell them her decisions about her future:

Buffy: (to Angel) *How* did you get syphilis?!
Angel: Um, well, you see there was this girl named Eve...
Buffy: The chick from Wolfram & Hart?
Angel: *nervously scratches the back of his neck* Kinda...yeah
Buffy: You mean you were boinking an emissary from an evil lawfirm and didn't consider that it was a trap? Like, DUHHH! Geez, what an idiot! I'm so glad I chose to go with Spike over you."
Angel: What! But I wuv you my Fluffy Buffy!
Buffy: Whatever Talk to the hand! A guy who loves me would have to stay true and that ain't you.
Angel: *in despair* Bbbbut...
Buffy: *tossing her head* And I also require my boyfriends to possess a brain which obviously you don't if you were screwing someone you knew was sent for an evil lawfirm!
*Spike who is now solid enters the room. Buffy flings herself into his arms and kisses him senseless. Spike grins evilly at Angel and throws Buffy over his shoulder as he carries her off to his room *
Spike: *looking over his shoulder and winking* I hope you and your syphilis will be very happy together

AND

Buffy: You were having sex with somebody called Eve? Who did you think you were? Adam?
Angel: Adam? As in the biblical guy?
Buffy: (sarcastically) No, as in the demon cyborg under Sunnydale U!
Angel: Huh??!
Buffy: That was season 4. You weren't there. I mean, except when you were stalking me or beating up my new boyfriend. For my own good, of course. Adam was a bit like you. Big and dead, lots of ego, not a lot of charm. But smarter.
Angel: You were going out with him too?!
Buffy: Are you crazy!!!
Angel: But you were going out with that other robot guy -Wiley or something.
Buffy: Riley!! And he wasn't a robot!
Angel: Coulda fooled me.
Buffy: And he wasn't dead. Adam was dead.
Angel: But I'm dead.
Buffy: Not enough.

And yet another parody by the parody-god sum1:

Parody of BTVS season 1 episode Angel:

Buffy faces off against Angel, crossbow aimed at him.
Angel: Hey, don't shoot! I'm a vampire with a soul! Well, most of the time. Sometimes, it pops out and I have to pop it back in again.
Buffy: A vampire with a soul? How lame is that?
Angel: I know, it's really depressing. Why do you think I spend all my time brooding? It's much more fun when it pops out. Then I get to say nasty things and make fun of people.
Buffy: Ooh, scary.
Angel: But I didn't bite your mom, that was Darla. I drink pigs blood, not human.
Buffy: Pigs blood? Gross! And so totally uncool. And I know you didn't bite my mom. She could have beat you up easy.
Angel: But then why did you smash me out the window? Why the crossbow?
Buffy: Do you have any idea how bad that kiss was?

More parodies by sum1:

Parody of BTVS season 3 episode Amends:

First Evil: "Bad boy!"
Angel: "Waaaaaa!"
(Enter Buffy.)
Buffy: "You guys have to go to bed!"
FE: "I'm evil!"
Buffy: "So?"
FE: "But I'm eeeeeeevil!"
Buffy: "Oh, gimme a break!"
FE: "Well, Angel's *****ed anyway, so there!" (Exit FE, all batty.)
Angel: "Waaaaaa! Me have bad dream! Me bad person! Me wanna die! Me go fry!"
Buffy: "Get a grip, willya?!"
Angel: "Waaaaaa!" (Stands waiting for the sun to rise and roast him.)
(No sunrise. White stuff falls from the sky.)
Angel: "Snow?"
Buffy: "Cheese."

Parody of BTVS season 7 B/A reunion:

Buffy: "Are you going to show up and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?"
Angel: "Ah hah. Boyfriend."
Buffy: "He's not. But... He is in my heart. Well... really, he is my boyfriend, but I'm not supposed to admit it on the show."
Angel: "That will end well."
Buffy: "The show? I doubt it. It seems to be turning into a real mess. I mean, look at this stupid reunion..."
Angel: "Well, yeah... why do I have to come all the way from LA just to hear you going on about cookie dough?"
Buffy: "Hey! That wasn't my idea! They made me say all that stuff!"
Angel: "You think that's bad? You should hear some of the stuff we have to say on my show!"
Buffy: "So? We've had all sorts of nonsense here. Theres's been a concerted effort to mess up my relationship with Spike. It's like he's not politically correct or something."
Angel: "Well, I was so much better for you, anyway. I'm the Champion, after all."
Buffy: "Riiiight. At least Spike cares. He loves me. And I love him. But I'm not supposed to say so." (Looks around nervously for B/A shippers.)
Angel: "Heeeeey! We had a great relationship! I mean, remember the sex?"
Buffy: "What was the highlight of our relationship... when you broke up with me or when I killed you?"
Angel: "Uhhhh... when I broke up with you. I mean, that was good. I really liked it when you got all broken up about it. That was fun. You're real funny sometimes, you know?" (Points finger at her and laughs.)
Buffy: "You didn't like it when I killed you?"
Angel: "Uhhhh..." (scratches his head) "not really."
Buffy: "Well, I sure did."

Buffy in Wolfram and Hart:

Buffy arrives in Wolfram and Hart. She wanders around, looking for anybody she knows and sees Angel. He's standing in a dark corner, talking to himself. His back is turned to her.

Angel: I'm a vampire with... without a brain? No, that's not it... without a soul? No, with a soul? What's the difference? Hmmmm. The difference is... I've got a soul and I'm depressed about it. That's it! I'm depressed.
Buffy: Angel?
Angel: Leave me alone! I'm brooding!
(Pulls a mirror out of his pocket -he stubbornly refuses to admit to himself he doesn't show up in it.) I'm called "Angel" because I look like one. (Checks his hair.) Do I? (Grimaces gloomily into the mirror, then turns around to Buffy.) Do I look like an Angel to you?
Buffy: You look like you've too much time on your hands!
Angel: Are you baked?
Buffy: Baked?! What sort of kinky question is that?
Angel: I mean, like... cookies.
Buffy: Huh? Are you feeling alright? Too much sun? Well, artificial sun. Or whatever.
Angel: I mean, like in our talk before Spike blew up Sunnydale.
Buffy: Oh, that. I wasn't serious. Just joking with you. Little bit of pre-apocalyptic humor, you know?
Angel: But but but you said maybe...
Buffy: Yeah, maybe. It's called a polite brush-off. You didn't really think I'd get involved with a guy who sits in the corner all day brooding about his soul and his hair? Been there, done that. I'm not a kid anymore. Maybe you should grow up too.
Angel: But but but... I'm the champion!
Buffy: Funny, the way I remember it, it was another vampire with a soul who sacrificed himself to save the world. Where is he?
Angel: Spike?! You want to see him?!
Buffy: Of course not, I'm looking for The Master and I want to ask him out on a date! Of course I'm looking for Spike! Who else? Really, Angel you can be quite stupid at times. Well, most times.
Angel: Spike's not here! He never showed up here and he hasn't been hanging around here and he hasn't been driving me up the wall! Really, he isn't here! I'm telling the truth! I am! Would I ever lie to you?
(Enter Spike, sauntering over confidently.)
Spike: Well, look who's here! If it isn't the Slaaaayer!
Buffy: One of the Slayers.
Spike: Oh, yeah, the Slayer mass production thing. Assembly line and all that. But there's only one Slayer for me.
(Buffy and Spike walk off together, leaving Angel behind, throwing a tantrum.)
Spike: (whispering) Am I supposed to keep sodding pretending I think you don't love me?
Buffy: (whispering back) Only as long as Angel's listening. We don't want him to tell certain people out there that I love you. Top secrecy. It's all about avoiding world war 3. I mean, apocalypses I'm ok with, but world wars...
Spike: Oh, of course! Let's go someplace depresso-hair won't find us.
(Exit Buffy and Spike, arm in arm.)

Vampire Hunt:

A group of hardened vampire Slayers, armed to the teeth, enters a shabby little crypt in an overgrown graveyard. Searching it, they discover a secret door in the floor. They open it up, pointing their crossbows inside. A bedraggled, unwashed vampire, his hair and beard more overgrown than the graveyard, appears below the opening. Multiple crossbows are trained on him simultaneously.

Vampire: "I am Angel. I am the Champion and I am willing to negotiate."
A Slayer: "Spike sends his regards."

(That was written shortly after Saddam's capture and was inspired by it.)

Dishes:

A poster said "But you cannot see B/A actually making it work in a normal life and doing things like washing dishes together." so I wrote this:

Buffy: "Angel, can you help me with these dishes?"
Angel: Awkward silence, glares intensely at the floor.
Buffy: "Well?"
Angel: "I can't."
Buffy: "Why?"
Angel: "I've got a soul and I'm brooding about it."

The Master:

The Master: Slayer, we meet again! This is a great day for evil! Arise! Arise!
Buffy: Didn't I kill you already? Like 7 years ago?
The Master: Well, I killed you and that didn't stop you.
Buffy: You weren't in heaven, were you? Because coming back from heaven can be a real drag.
The Master: What would a lord of darkness such as myself want to be in heaven for? Surely you don't dream I lingered there! No, I went clubbing in hell. Got some great places there.
Buffy: So what are you doing here?
The Master: Is it not obvious? I've come to date you.
Buffy: Huh???
The Master: Well, Angel did it. And Spike. My turn, now.
Buffy: I'm not dating any more vampires right now. I'm cookie dough and I'm not finished baking.
The Master: Cookie dough? Is that supposed to be some sort of joke?
Buffy: I dunno, ask Joss. I didn't write it. And why didn't you try the dating thing back in season 1? At least it beats drowning me.
The Master: How could I? You were underage. You know... jailbait.
Angel: What's wrong with underage?

In Memory of Cordelia:

Angel: My show got cancelled! Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Spike: It's your own bloody fault.
Angel: But I'm the Champion! It couldn't be my fault!
Spike: Get over yourself, you wanker. The Powers That sodding Be must have been p!ssed about the way way you find it so easy to forget the woman you're supposed to be in love with.
Angel: Which one?
Spike: That too.

Parody inspired by what Angel said in ATS ep IWRY about B/A: "It's more than confusing, it's unbearable.":

Angel: Uhhhhh...
Buffy: What?
Angel: I'm too soulful to tell you.
Buffy: We've got a communication barrier.
Angel: Yeah, we can't understand each other at all.
Buffy: We just stand around with stupid expressions on our faces and say stupid fake sounding things and there's no connection whatsoever.
Angel: And no chemistry. I mean chemistry like romance chemistry, not science chemistry. But you knew that...
Buffy: So what's our relationship all about?
Angel: Beats me. Maybe it's about brooding? Or being depressed or something? I know a lot about that stuff.
Buffy: It's confusing.
Angel: It's more than confusing, it's unbearable.
Buffy: Wow. We must be really in love.
Angel: Tragic.
Buffy: Forbidden immortal love.
Spike: Sodding hell, I think I'm going to barf.

Rangel:

Riley: When you kiss me, I want to die.
Angel: Well, I'm already dead.
Riley: We can't be together, you'd lose your soul.
Angel: Who says I've ever really had one? That was just a con I did with the gypsies. I wanted the whole "soul" thing to help me with my Anne Rice routine -always works on the chicks.
Riley: But when you get a perfect happy you lose your soul and go evil and not boring. The curse.
Angel: That was just something I played because I wanted to avoid having sex with Buffy again. Because Spike told me if he ever caught me doing it with an underage again, he'd stake me.
Riley: I'm not underage.
Angel: Unfortunately.
Riley: But I'm your guy.
Angel: You're still my guy?
Riley: Always. You're my one true love.
Angel: I love you.
Riley: I love you.
Angel: Nothing can change that, not even death.
Riley: Riley and Angel 4ever.

Angel visits Rome again:

Buffy: What are you doing here? What, you figured you should do your stalking yourself now, after the guy you sent to stalk me got hurt?
Angel: Well... uhhh...
Buffy: Look, you know I don't trust you anymore. So don't waste your time coming around here. You don't have a chance with me. I got over you ages ago. Get over yourself already.
Angel: Actually, I don't really want to get together with you anymore. I just like stalking you. I'm with somebody else now.
Buffy: Somebody was actually interested in creepy-stalker-I-run-an-evil-lawfirm guy? Who, this werewolf I keep hearing about?
Angel: No, not her. She got bored of me.
Buffy: So who?
Angel: Riley.
Buffy: Riley Finn??!!
Angel: Yeah, it's true love. Remember when I first met him, when I visited you in UC Sunnydale and fought him? Well, I signalled to him with my eyes then. It was love at first sight, we just didn't realize it back then.
Buffy: Uh huh...?
Angel: It's an immortal love, Riley and Angel forever.
Buffy: That's soooo lame, sounds like the sort of crap I used to say back when I was a kid having my stupid crush on you. You're two and a half centuries old, grow up already.
Angel: But I want Riley's cookies forever!!!
Buffy: What, you think Riley's your one true love, now? What about all your other one true loves?
Angel: Uhh.... what other ones? I don't remember any other ones.
Buffy: Well, for example... Cordy?
Angel: Cordy who?
Buffy: Oh god, what did I ever see in you?
Angel: But I loooove Riley! And he loves me. Ours is a forever love.

Angel goes to work:

Employee: There's a guy outside, wants to talk with you. He looks like a mobster.
Boss: What's he call himself?
Employee: Says his name's Angel.
Boss: What's he, Puerto-Rican or something?
Employee: No, he says he's called that because he's got the face of an Angel.
Boss: He looks like an Angel?
Employee: Nope.
Boss: Then why...?
Employee: Beats me. I asked him if he'd looked in the mirror anytime recently. He said he hadn't.
Boss: I guess that explains it. He say anything else?
Employee: Yeah, he kept going on about how he's a soulful champion and how he helps himself to the helpless, or something like that.
Boss: Sounds like a crackpot.
Employee: Didn't you ask for a guy to be sent around to help you find your daughter? Wasn't there something about him being a guy who does... something with the helpless?
Boss: Yeah! You're right, send him in.
(Angel is sent in.)
Boss: Mr. Angel, I presume? Pleased to meet you. I'm the guy who wants to employ your services.
Angel: I'm Angel, I've got a soul and I'm depressed about it.
Boss (surprised): Depressed?
Angel: Yeah, and about my One True Love.
Boss (bewildered): What about your one true love?
Angel: I can't figure out which of my One True Loves is my One True Love and that's depressing. And I've forgotten the name of one of them. Cord-something-or-other. But I'm really in love with her. And with the Slayer one -I can't remember the color of her eyes, but I think I can remember her name. And with the one who-
Boss: Mr. Angel-
Angel: I'm depressed.
Employee: Yeah, that would explain the weight thing. When I get depressed, I eat too much. I've been trying Atkins diet and-
Angel: I've been brooding about it.
Employee: Atkins diet?
Angel: Being depressed.
Boss: Mr. Angel, I'm very sorry to hear you're not feeling well, but I called you here to help me find my daughter.
Angel: I'm feeling very depressed.
Boss: My daughter, Mr. Angel. She's fifteen and I think demons have run off with her and-
Angel (brightening up): Fifteen? I like fifteen year old girls. Is she a cheerleader? Does she suck lollipops?
Boss (stiffly): I'm not sure I get your meaning.
Employee: I think he's talking jailbait.
Angel (confused): What's "jailbait"?

Parody of a scene from BTVS season 3 ep Revelations:

(The parody includes the real scene, with the the parody parts fitted into it. The parody parts are in bold print. The rest is the real scene.)

Nighttime. In Angel's mansion, Buffy and Angel are kissing, while Xander watches through a window. Buffy and Angel break away from each other suddenly, with alarmed, awkward expressions.

Buffy: Oh God, what am I doing?! What are you doing?
Angel: I don't know!
Buffy: Yeah, I noticed. In all your time with Darla, how come she didn't teach you how to kiss properly? I mean, that was awful! Shame on you!
(Buffy walks away past Angel.)
Buffy: Oh God, ah -I don't even know why I came back here! I mean, you're dull, we've zero connection... and even the sex was awful. The one time we did it, I mean.
Angel: But the sex was great! Perfect happiness!
Buffy: For you, you dolt! But for me it was so bad that I took half a year recovering! I had to run away for the summer to get over it!
Angel: You didn't have sex with somebody else, did you?! I mean, you're not comparing, are you?!
Buffy: No, of course not! After that experience, I couldn't even think of sex without barfing! Well, except when I was thinking about sex with Spike. But he was being faithful to Dru. And he said adults having sex with underage minors is wrong.
Angel: He did?! That's disgusting! He's prejudiced against minors! Soulless creep! I'm not like that. I've got a soul.
Buffy: Yeah, when it's not popping out.
Angel: Well, I used lots of duct tape, so it probably won't pop out now.
Buffy: Good for you, but I still don't know what I'm doing here, with you. Why did I come here?
(Angel moves to stop Buffy from leaving -she was starting to put on her coat. Meanwhile, he's talking.)
Angel: Uh...uh...ah ...it's good you did. I think I have what you're looking for. I think I can give you what you want.
Buffy: I doubt it. A relationship? All you can give me is a cheap soppy cliche romance. Waaaay overdone, too. Nothing real. I can't even talk to you, you're just soulful stares and brooding. And you're no good at kissing. And even if the sex was any good... well, we can't do it or you'll lose your soul and start killing fish and puppies again.
Angel: But, I've got lots of duct tape this time!
Buffy: Forget it.
Angel: But I've got a gift for you!!
Buffy: Really?
Angel: Here. Look.
(Angel takes her by the hand to a pile of rags on a stone slab.)
Buffy: Great. Just, wherever this was gift wrapped, remind me not to shop there.
Angel: I wrapped it myself. I thought it looked pretty that way.
Buffy: Oh God, you've got absolutely no taste, do you? What is it?
Angel: The glove of Myneghon.
(He opens the rags to reveal a spooky-looking gauntlet.)
Buffy: The world's ugliest fashion accessory.
(She reaches to touch it, Angel stops her hand.)
Angel: Don't. Once you put it on, the glove can never be removed.
Buffy: So, no touching, kinda like us. Or like I wish we were, I mean.
Angel: Heeeey! Hold on!
Buffy: No way! Last time I held on, you had your perfect happy and then... you murdered Willow's fish. So no holding on to it! No touching it! No happy! You hold onto it. I'll tell Giles in the morning. At least he'll be happy.
Angel: Him and peeping Xander.
Buffy: Giles and Xander together?!
Angel: That's not what I meant, but... at least that would be better than us together.
Buffy: Anything would be better than us together.

* If you want to see Angel looking like an ape on crack than follow this link to a great video file of Angel and Wesley dancing Angel Dancing According to the sageness of Doogie, in this clip, Wesley is cute but Angel is a spaz [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

xextremex brought us this scene (which shows Angel being a jerk) from Couplet, the ATS season 3 ep in which Gru comes back:

Angel makes his way into the cave between some of the hanging roots.
Angel: "That's my shirt! This thing is not actually made out of wood, is it?"
Fred: "No, it's flesh."
Angel: "Good. (Picks up the sword Groo dropped) Flesh I can deal with. Flesh I can kill."
Fred: "But I don't think hacking it is going to do any good. It doesn't seem to have any vital organs. It uses people as batteries. It draws its power from its victims."
Angel looks from the root-demons snarling face to Groo, who is groaning and straining against the root buried in his chest.
Gunn: "And it's been getting stronger since it tapped into Groo."
Angel: "Really. Stronger. (Groo suppresses another scream) Come on! He can't be that great."
Fred: "He is the Groosalug."
Gunn throws a look at Fred as he sees Angel drop the sword and walk closer to the root-face.
Angel: "What do you think? - Honestly. Does he seem really 'better' than other men?"
Demon: "He's magnificent."
Angel: "Really? - I'd say more like magnificently stupid. (Gunn and Fred exchange another look) Because him with the beer tap in his chest and me with the, you know, just walking around (Angel walks up to Groo) And I'm really getting tired of the 'Groosa-worship' thing. (Slugs Groo in the face. The root-demon lets out a roar) Nothing personal, champ. Oh! Everyone makes such a big deal about the Groosalug. (Slugs Groo. The root-demon roars.) He's such a champion. (Slug. Roar.) He's so rugged. (Slug. Roar.) He's so emotionally available. (Slug. Roar.) Look at him in the daylight. (Slug. Roar.) But you know what? I'm smarter, and I'm stronger, and I pick out my own clothes!"
Angel kicks Groo.

Originally posted by Cloudburst2000 :
Ummm...Angel still reeks and not just from being stuffed in the toilet either. A poem:

Angel is a stinky vampire
Who we all wish would catch on fire
He really smells very bad
And if he died, we'd be very glad

WARNING: Please be aware that this is an Angel-bashing thread. We will NOT TOLERATE bashing of David Boreanaz, the actor who plays the role of Angel. DB is a great actor and plays the role of Angel well. We just don't like the character he portrays, but this is not the actor's fault but the writer's fault. Anyone guilty of DB-bashing on this thread will be turned into the moderators. You have been given fair warning so if you heed the warning then everything should be fine.

another wonderful pic by Doogie

image provided by Doogie
*by the way, is this a REALLY bad wig or what?*

image provided by Something Blue

Don't you think the above drawing by Spike makes Angel look like Butthead from the Beavis and Butthead cartoon from MTV? But then again, Angel is a butthead so it shouldn't be that surprising [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

yet another pic by Doogie
Doesn't Angel make a wonderful Mr. Burns?

The below LJ icon was made by by Ms. Fiction:

Previous Thread Titles:
Angel Unappreciation Thread: 'Cause he's broody and boring.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: He's such an infant! Not fair! I had my soul first! *sob*
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Tall, dork, and whiney. Vampire, detachable soul included.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: He's the poster vamp for delusional undead people!
Angel Unappreciation: Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up and he's bloody stupid.
Angel Unappreciation: He's thick as a crust of bread and twice as stupid!
Angel Unappreciation: Original vampire with a soul. Before they got it right.
Angel Unappreciation: He's The Champion. Great for delivering amulets.

Possible Future Thread Titles:
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Buffy & Angel 4eva? Poor Buffy!
Angel Unappreciation Thread: The Dork with a Soul.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Spike died for Buffy, your turn Angel.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: I've got a soul, God it's depressing.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Leave me alone! I'm brooding.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Wanna hear me try an Irish accent?
Angel Unappreciation Thread: He's a dinosaur -big, dead and dumb.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Does my hair look angelic to you?
Angel Unappreciation Thread: 2 and a half centuries. Time to grow up?
Angel Unappreciation Thread: The Walking Depression, just what Buffy needs.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Stalking teens. For their own good.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Dead Man Brooding.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Lecherous lout + demon. Insert soul. Insert again.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Don't worry Angel, Spike'll save you.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: "Billowy coat, king of pain." The pain is all ours.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: He's The Champion. The world is doomed...
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Oops! Soul fell out again. Duct tape?
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Love you Buffy. Bye, thanks for the sex.
Angel Unappreciation Thread:Heeeeeeey! I had a soul FIRST!!!
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Forget Cordy and her coma, wanna mack on Buffy.
Angel Unappreciation Thread: Me Angel. Me good boy. Angelus did it.
Angel Unappreciation: Because he's just a third rate Batman wannabe.

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sum1 · 09-23-2004, 01:04 PM

Old thread:

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Angel Unappreciation #8: He's The Champion. Great for delivering amulets.

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Angel Unappreciation #8: He's The Champion. Great for delivering amulets.

sum1 · 09-23-2004, 01:52 PM

Ok, let's get to bashing Mr. Depresso-pants!

***Scythe*** · 09-23-2004, 01:56 PM

LOVE the title

sum1 · 09-24-2004, 11:32 AM

We need more posting here.

Most vampires suck blood, but Angel just plain sucks.

***Scythe*** · 09-24-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sum1
We need more posting here.

Most vampires suck blood, but Angel just plain sucks.

We need more posting on all the threads here

Yeah

but also

sum1 · 09-24-2004, 08:18 PM

Spike tells me there was one time in W&H when Angel was going around the place real bothered and preoccupied. Turns out he was looking for something that he'd misplaced. His soul, apparently.

sum1 · 09-24-2004, 10:28 PM

I've started another unappreciation thread. Here's the first post:

Giles Unappreciation thread -Lies Her Watcher Told Her

Ok, I liked Giles in seasons 1 through 6, though he wasn't super-interesting and he sometimes got me real angry (such as in Revelations and I Was Made to Love You). BUT IN SEASON 7 HE BECAME A CHARACTER I WANTED DEAD.

Gah! Self righteous, cold, negative creep, always radiating this stuffy, stuck-up, beady-eyed chill and speaking like a semi-animated corpse. Season 7 was when the show got wrecked and the big damage really started the moment Buffy opened the door in Bring on the Night and found an almost soulless Giles standing behind it. Looking about as generous-spirited as a block of ice. A pall was cast over the show that moment and things got worse from then on in. And Giles really embodied that whole negative feeling.

There was all this crap about "Is he the First Evil?" Well, the First was a heckuva lot cheerier and more likable. And that's really saying something, because I really dislike the First. It's like Giles spent the whole season trying to radiate as much negative spirit as possible. With Watchers like that, who needs enemies?

And let's not forget him deceiving and betraying Buffy, helping in Wood's plan to murder Spike. Wood I can understand and forgive. If somebody kills your mother when you're real little, you're not necessarily gonna find it easy to care if they've gone and gotten a soul and are a different person now. But Giles... Buffy had trusted him for years and he goes and betrays her like that. I was sooooo glad when she closed that door in his face, I just wished she'd slammed it literally on his face. I wanted her to stake him. And trying to kill Spike? Spike was a man of deep sincere feeling and thus a man of deep humanity. Giles proved himself a feelingless cold fish, not a fraction as human as Spike. I know which one I'd prefer dead.

And of course, Giles knows better than Buffy, right? Don't think for yourself little girl, daddy knows best, you be good and listen to what he says. Stuff it dude, she's the best slayer there ever was and you're the Watcher who deserted his slayer so he could run away back home.

Giles is the person she should rely on and trust, right? The Watcher who ran out on her, the creep who lied to her so someone she cared about could be murdered behind her back? This same Giles ended up being part of the mutiny that kicked Buffy out of her own house and put a convicted murderer in charge, a murderer who led a bunch of girls into a bomb trap. Great Watcher wisdom, there.

At the end of the show, there he was next to the crater that used to be Sunnydale, making stupid jokes while Buffy was mourning the loss of a guy she'd just said "I love you" to. I wanted to throw Giles into that crater.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: THIS IS AN UNAPPRECIATION THREAD. BY FF RULES, PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST ON AN UNPPRECIATION THREAD IN FAVOR OF WHATEVER'S BEING UNAPPRECIATED. In other words, no pro-Giles posts allowed. By FF rules.

So, if you're annoyed with frozen-face, whether in season 7 or before, here's the place to post.

:buffy_giles:

Cloudburst2000 · 09-24-2004, 11:05 PM

I basically liked Giles except for after Buffy died...the second time *shrug* Now Angel I hate

sum1 · 09-24-2004, 11:08 PM

I want to flush them both down the toilet!

***Scythe*** · 09-25-2004, 07:18 AM

Quote:

There was all this crap about "Is he the First Evil?" Well, the First was a heckuva lot cheerier and more likable.

I just love the "I'm touching him" scene though

sum1 · 09-25-2004, 07:33 AM

It was funny, actually. Despite my anti-season 7-Giles feelings, I loved his reaction, saying how he brings a bunch of teenage girls out on a trip and DOESN'T touch them and so they think he's evil?

Cloudburst2000 · 09-26-2004, 03:02 AM

Alright, back to Angel-bashing which is the most fun past time in the entire world

Angel =

sum1 · 09-26-2004, 01:37 PM

:angel_angel:

goldenpuppies at heart · 09-26-2004, 02:14 PM