BepperGirl

by Mordacity

Hello! Welcome to the Ninth thread which is dedicated to the appreciation the character of Ephram Brown on Everwood and the person who plays him, Gregory Smith.

So, a lot of things have happened from the third and fourth thread. "Like what?" you may ask. Well, for one thing, our name! Yes, it's true, Ephram Brown fans and Gregory Smith supporters are henceforth officially known as The Patriots. The Patriot, being of course, the amazing Revolutionary movie that Gregory Smith starred in. And though he is not a native American, that movie will remain our namesake.

Shipper List:
1. AppleBehryGrl23
2. PennyLane16
3. Jackie85
4. Kitty Bob
5. The Maria
6. Princess_of_Mirkwood
7. blueangel
8. Celebritygirl*
9. Gregory's Sweety
10. sweet tooth
11. EphramIsHot
12. RoswellDreamer5
13. Im_joels_littlethings
14. ++Clara++
15. CosmicKiss
16. tav552
17. Loony 4 Lupin
18. ephram loves me
19. PennyLane16
20. Coffee
21. buffyannAlex
22. alwaysbeenyou
23. _virgo_
24. lafcia


*If you wish to be added to the shipper list, please PM the thread starter!*

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425 Reasons For Appreciating Ephram Brown

1. 'Cause we like his purple hair.
2. 'Cause we totally dig that tragic, lonely thing that he has going on.
3. 'Cause the WB dared us to "try and resist watching him do the tortured soul thang" and they were right; we can't resist that yummy Ephram.
4. 'Cause he's so intense and complicated.
5. 'Cause he's our very own Professor Plum and he would lose his coolness if packed down into travel-size.
6. 'Cause you can't say he's not prepared.
7. 'Cause he's Ham and we're not talking about the deli meat.
8. 'Cause damn, that jacket in the telephone scene for "Till Death Do Us Part" made him look so incredibly hot.
9. 'Cause please, he's rugged and we'll shoot anyone who says he isn't.
10. 'Cause comics were never this hot before.
11. 'Cause he totally had an in with that Gwen Stefani chick back in NYC.
12. 'Cause he doesn't speak dumb-@$$ or @$$-hole.
13. 'Cause you'd have a few theories of your own if you spent as much time in a gym locker as he has.
14. 'Cause he plays piano.
15. 'Cause drinking large doses of Vitamin C causes blindness in some lab rats or so he read.
16. 'Cause an umbrella doesn't say "country doctor"; it says "singing English nanny".
17. 'Cause he finds it best when dealing with any unfamiliar bully, striking early with sarcasm makes them wonder if he has some butt-kicking prowess that they're unable to detect.
18. 'Cause he has had several make-out songs. We can only hope there's at least one for each one of us.
19. 'Cause if we had him in our possession and were listening to "Let's Stay Together" by Al Green, we'd want to take off all his clothes and do it with him in front of everybody. (Why not?)
20. 'Cause meeting Colin was on his "things to do" list. Right inbetween picking up his dry cleaning and chopping off his hand.
21. 'Cause today we found out we're in love with a guy who's in love with a girl who's in love with ComaBoy. Other than that, it was pretty standard.
22. 'Cause one of the greatest atrocities in the world of board games is that CLUE doesn't come in travel size. On the other hand, Professor Plum would lose his coolness if he was packed down into travel-size.
23. 'Cause he's our Everwood home so we wish we were his home.
24. 'Cause he's Everwood's own dark prince.
25. 'Cause Doc Brown will never find out if he did the deed yet or not.
26. 'Cause his rage is, while irrational, completely understandable.
27. 'Cause he's a songwriter.
28. 'Cause he's the sweetest big brother any sister could wish for.
29. 'Cause he made the "Brain Stem 2002" CD for his dad before Doc Brown went to operate on Colin.
30. 'Cause we'll always be willing to share a Twix with him since he only wanted one but there's two per pack.
31. 'Cause he's outdoorsy so much more than his "father". (Examples: knows direction and got the fire started)
32. 'Cause he totally connected with that "doe . . . a deer . . . a female deer".
33. 'Cause it takes him a while but he catches up.
34. 'Cause sarcasm is how he expresses his feelings.
35. 'Cause Manga Comics are totally different than American comics. In every way, shape, form.
36. 'Cause we know he was a total mama's boy at heart.
37. 'Cause "Ephram, you're gonna be late again!"
38. 'Cause he set aside his romantic feelings for Amy Abbott so that she could be with ComaBoy on the night County High's Sadie Hawkins dance. How incredibly sweet is that.
39. 'Cause we all wish we could have been Amy Abbott in "Till Death Do Us Part"; only we would not have turned away that incredibly sweet kiss.
40. 'Cause his name means "fruitful" and boy, do we want some of that fruit.
41. 'Cause teaching him something isn't the only way to get to know him.
42. 'Cause his classes are as annoying and dull as his classes in New York. Only further west.
43. 'Cause he has gym with Blackhead Davis.
44. 'Cause IronicBoy and his friends choreograph the bathroom stall exit and Ephram's the loser? You better think again.
45. 'Cause he would give anything to be able to talk to his Mom again. It wouldn?t matter to him if she'd be able to answer, he?d just be happy to see her.
46. 'Cause you know, statistically, he's not that little.
47. 'Cause Gino Chang's is hands down the weirdest restaurant he's ever been to.
48. 'Cause in what universe do hayrides and Ferris wheels translate into fun?
49. 'Cause you know, it amazes him sometimes that while Doctor Brown was once cited by the U.S. News and World Report as one of the greatest minds in America, how incredibly clueless Doctor Brown really is.
50. 'Cause he never agreed to pick up his dad's slack.
51. 'Cause he's the one person who can reassure Doctor Brown that everything is OK.
52. 'Cause he doesn't need to work on the insults. He's got them down pat.
53. 'Cause what do people do up at the top of a Ferris wheel aside from waiting for an early demise? ...And ask 'really' dumb questions.
54. 'Cause Rush Hour 2 is actually a pretty decent movie.
55. 'Cause he figured the Brown family should have meatloaf flavored meatloaf for a change.
56. 'Cause Kayla, he was aware that only girls can give the pine cones.
57. 'Cause if we went to Peak County High, Ephram's locker would have been completely covered during the night before the Fall Dance was mentioned to him by Wendell so that there would be no more room for the IronicBoy's little childish pranks.
58. 'Cause when you look like you don't need a friend, you'll make one in a flash.
59. 'Cause Katherine (or maybe it's spelled "Katharine" or "Kathryn"?) Adams and Rachel Ackerman aren't dumb.
60. 'Cause he really wishes that Mountain Lion Pass was called Mountain Bunny Pass instead.
61. 'Cause us girls all wish we were Katherine (or is it spelled "Katharine" or "Kathryn"?) Adams that night for the winter semi-formal back at his old school in NYC, only we wouldn't have gotten mono meaning that we would be out for the rest of the semester.
62. 'Cause we are so glad that he decided to stay in Everwood.
63. 'Cause we are city girls and we go a whole lot faster than the ones out in Everwood.
64. 'Cause he's pretty smart, that boy. At least according to his grandpa, Doctor Jacob Hoffman.
65. 'Cause night with the Pops always sounds incredibly b*tchin' to him.
66. 'Cause he had to help Uncle Brian get the key outta the ignition.
67. 'Cause he's half-Jewish.
68. 'Cause he's not a junkie.
69. 'Cause if he was a junkie (and we're not saying he is), we wish we were the object that he was a junkie over.
70. 'Cause he hadn't really noticed the length of time that his dad had been gone. You know, what's a couple hours when he's been gone most of your entire life.
71. 'Cause he figured that he might have a slight advantage over ComaBoy in the first seven episodes. You know, seeing as he's conscious.
72. 'Cause he's up for going to the Thaw Fest so long as Doctor Brown promises to take up surgery again and lobotomize him first.
73. 'Cause the cabbie's not working tonight!? That's just great. It took him TWENTY MINUTES just to track the number for the cabbie down!
74. 'Cause doesn't he get a turn at the psychotic sense of destiny one time or another?
75. 'Cause he sits up front with Doc Abbott.
76. 'Cause when he was in New York, he was regularly served by drag queens named Frank.
77. 'Cause he had to study piano in Jersey when he was in New York 'cause the best one was in Jersey.
78. 'Cause he's not a future parolee. He just has some tough issues to work through.
79. 'Cause we're junkies. Not drug or alcohol junkies, mind you. But we are Ephram junkies, begging for more kissin' from the hottie Ephram Brown!!
80. 'Cause sure, seven-year-old boys who can't breathe trump little girls with nightmares. Yeah, right!
81. 'Cause y'know, he thinks he knows what it means to miss New York. And then he reads the Pinecone.
82. 'Cause the Green Lantern comics are the traditional good triumphs over evil stuff.
83. 'Cause he's not gonna let young Bambi be killed by Elmer and his brother.
84. 'Cause WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT HIM, DOCTOR BROWN? It's not funny that he wants to help the doe get back its home. He knows more than you do about camping and hiking, Doc Brown.
85. 'Cause he didn't bring new boots on the camping trip.
86. 'Cause why does he look like he's about to vomit on Doc Abbott? 'Cause he might.
87. 'Cause I guess, he should be glad he made it six hours before Doc Brown tried to turn the "Returning Young Bambi to the Wild" trip into some kind of bond fest.
88. 'Cause his mom's not the only one who can call his dad on wanting to be in charge all the time. He can too.
89. 'Cause he got his dad and himself to the reserve, though it was not what they expected.
90. 'Cause at least when it sucks, you know you?re alive. I guess, what we're trying to say is, it?s okay when everything sucks. It means you?re somewhere.
91. 'Cause there's a mountain in the U.S. that has "Ephram" and "I" in it.
92. 'Cause the Bill Evans vinyl will change his life, man.
93. 'Cause despair's right up his alley. He's a musician.
94. 'Cause he was just fiddling around with iTunes.
95. 'Cause he would hate his dad in every one of the forty-eight contiguous states plus Hawaii and Alaska so they might as well be in Everwood.
96. 'Cause he didn't have to get breakfast all ready the day of the surgery on Colin Hart but he did.
97. 'Cause there was this invention a couple years ago. It was called the CD player. Doc Brown should check it out.
98. 'Cause if you wanna leave normal or if you don't want to touch base with normal, he's your guy.
99. 'Cause falling asleep just listening to him isn't that bad 'cause he's got us under the spell he doesn't know he casted.
100. 'Cause he's forgotten how good women are at relationships and all that stuff.
101. 'Cause he's a good friend.
102. 'Cause he says that most of the time he gets in, he gets out. Nobody gets hurt. But what he doesn't know is that millions are touched.
103. 'Cause he was the only person that showed up to support and wait with Amy Abbott while Colin was having surgery.
104. 'Cause after the surgery on Colin Hart, he's considering a career in neurosurgery.
105. 'Cause Doc Brown was afraid that he would fail Ephram.
106. 'Cause there's no way that he's playing his dad in Scrabble but he will kick his dad's butt in Clue.
107. 'Cause he can't hate his dad all that much.
108. 'Cause he has to stop saying things that make Amy Abbott want to kiss him. We only want him to say those things to us.
109. 'Cause he doesn't know what he wants from life but we do. WE WANT HIM! Or someone very close to him in personality.
110. 'Cause where's the purple hair? We want it back. It's our #1 reason, for Pete's sake!
111. 'Cause he wasn't doing good in Everwood. And Doc Brown knew it.
112. 'Cause if he left Everwood, we would be only half a person.
113. 'Cause it's rare that he spends so much time with one person.
114. 'Cause well, hello. Mr. Bush, is it? Nice to meet ya. And I have someone for you to meet. His name's Ephram Brown and he's your sprinkler.
115. 'Cause he'll act nice and hug Doc Brown in front of his Grandpa. But only if Doc raises his allowance first.
116. 'Cause until TPTB decide to bring someone new on for Ephram other than Amy Abbott (who's screwing with his feelings BIG time), we'll be only too happy to be the substitutes.
117. 'Cause you doubt his school spirit, Amy?
118. 'Cause, like it or not, he's got an effect on our moods. (You should see our moods. It's a lot of pressure to be effecting them.) He's in our heads.
119. 'Cause it's a good thing that his hands are like his father's and not like Jennifer Hawkday's in Special Ed.
120. 'Cause we and Doc Brown agree on the thing that we're most grateful for this year. And that most grateful thing is meeting Ephram.
121. 'Cause he went to school above 96th Street when he was in NYC.
122. 'Cause he's eating a piece of pizza before dinner because he knows who's cooking it.
123. 'Cause Doc Brown needs to find a new sack of hormones share his time as a happy sack of hormones with.
124. 'Cause he's been doing a lot of laundry lately.
125. 'Cause why is he following Wendell?
126. 'Cause he doesn't care about what Amy and her friends are talking about.
127. 'Cause Page, he's not lame and GothGuy is really cool.
128. 'Cause Wendell makes him very uncomfortable.
129. 'Cause Amy can talk all she wants but he doesn't have to listen.
130. 'Cause quality is better than quantity in the number of friends one has.
131. 'Cause the only way to deal with a bully is to kick his butt.
132. 'Cause his mom didn't frontline any of his sex assemblies.
133. 'Cause he contributed a shoelace to the birth of the baby that Nina was carrying. You know, to cut the cord.
134. 'Cause how long has the donut shop used ants as chocolate sprinkles?
135. 'Cause Richie (the waiter in the donut shop) needs to get him another bucket. What size? Large enough for him to barf in.
136. 'Cause we would never have a problem with the loser who's playing the piano because he's not a loser.
137. 'Cause he wanted to be close to his dad after the birth of the baby Nina was carrying.
138. 'Cause he prefers the term "junior resident" to "Mr. Midwife".
139. 'Cause he scares Amy.
140. 'Cause explain what, Amy? Why your friends are total b*tches or why you continue to be friends with them?
141. 'Cause Everwood's only dope-free when IronicBoy moves.
142. 'Cause what kind of a future would he have without knowing how a silver mine operates?
143. 'Cause he's the living proof that not only jocks can be incredibly hot.
144. 'Cause it's nice getting to know him.
145. 'Cause he's our right man, and if he's stupid enough to fall in love with us, we'll hang on to him like a son of a b*tch.
146. 'Cause DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE SOMEBODY? He does.
147. 'Cause he's like the coma police and that's not such a bad thing.
148. 'Cause Todd really is that much of a dumb @$$.
149. 'Cause we wanna see his 7th grade yearbook picture. What a classic mugshot that picture is.
150. 'Cause he'd make working down in the mine and spending whole days without ever seeing the sun a h*ll of a lot more interesting if he was there all the time.
151. 'Cause a true miracle would be meeting him and he's heard that miracles happen every once in a while.
152. 'Cause hey when Amy leaves him for Colin, there's a lot more that he has to give to us instead of focusing it on Amy all the time.
153. 'Cause it's a d*mn good thing that Ms. Caleb didn't throw him down a shaft.
154. 'Cause if he went to a key party, we would be there as all the women and we would want to get his key to jump his bones.
155. 'Cause he's had his cocoa-puffs, the BEST cereal ever known to mankind. So what if they're not good for him? They're good enough for us.
156. 'Cause if we were getting stuck for 6 hours in a mine with him, we would have been makin' out and doin' it with him the whole d*mn time and we wouldn't have been ashamed to admit it.
157. 'Cause we all know that the country doctor's bag for his dad was really from him and not Delia.
158. 'Cause he's not really big on churches and we don't really care that IronicBoy is the same way.
159. 'Cause even though IronicBoy was sarcastic, we'll name the reasons IronicBoy gave to Ephram as reasons #161 and #162 in our list.
160. 'Cause to name just one thing we like about him is just not doable. How about a thousand?
161. 'Cause he's sensitive.
162. 'Cause he's extremely clean.
163. 'Cause he knows IronicBoy hates him.
164. 'Cause he saves his theatrical side for the arguments between him and his dad.
165. 'Cause he's "such a handsome guy", according to Evelyn Rowser.
166. 'Cause Wendell's thoughts exhaust him.
167. 'Cause he's a sophomore.
168. 'Cause he barely attends class. But goes on class field trips.
169. 'Cause Colin wants to be his friend. Heck, we wanna be his "friend" too and a whole lot more if you catch our drift.
170. 'Cause it made him glad to know that his dad isn't perfect at everything.
171. 'Cause he looks so incredibly hot when he's in a fight.
172. 'Cause the E thing was so totally lame and so incredibly IronicBoy's doing.
173. 'Cause we noticed him when he was LMOC.
174. 'Cause we were totally surprised when IronicBoy picked him to be on his team for gym.
175. 'Cause we really don't mind that he wears clothes more than once. Unlike SOME people on other television shows.
176. 'Cause if we were at Colin's welcome party, well, let's just say that Ephram wouldn't have had the sad face on that he did. We would have kept him busy.
177. 'Cause if we were in a coma for four and a half months, we'd feel pretty guilty about not remembering him if we knew him before the coma.
178. 'Cause we'll talk to you, Ephram. No matter what. Night or day. Doesn't matter.
179. 'Cause part of what makes him desirable is him behaving distant and miserable.
180. 'Cause he'd never be told to move on by us.
181. 'Cause we'd never lose him between the arcade and the playroom like Doc Brown did.
182. 'Cause he's fine with IronicBoy hating him.
183. 'Cause when IronicBoy hates him, planets are properly aligned.
184. 'Cause he doesn't want to mess the universe with IronicBoy.
185. 'Cause when Delia gets him to watch "Harriett the Spy" or "Small Soldiers" with her, we will never stop giggling.
186. 'Cause when something smells good in the Brown home, he's always suspicious.
187. 'Cause he wants two pieces of French toast but his Nonnie insists that he has four.
188. 'Cause he can't believe that his grandparents are in Everwood.
189. 'Cause he wants to show Grandpa and Nonnie around Everwood too.
190. 'Cause he didn't know anything about his grandparents' trip.
191. 'Cause he worships his grandpa.
192. 'Cause he can respect us breaking our backs for the feminist movement.
193. 'Cause he can also respect us for not wanting talk to him. Not that it would ever happen of course but at least we know he could respect it if the scenario arose.
194. 'Cause now why wouldn't we wanna talk to him? We can't think of a single reason.
195. 'Cause he never partied in a canyon before "Turf Wars".
196. 'Cause he's a New Yorker so he's more of a basement person.
197. 'Cause for a boy who hasn't taken lessons in months, he sounded great!
198. 'Cause he's gotta save all his strength today for the father-son fly fest according to Doc Brown.
199. 'Cause his favorite breakfast's burnt waffles? We don't think so.
200. 'Cause he thinks the fumes in the Brown kitchen have done permanent damage to his dad's brain.
201. 'Cause he'll go to the father-son fly fest with his grandpa and father if only his grandpa promises to buy breakfast on the way first.
202. 'Cause his dad does have a camera.
203. 'Cause we knew he did sunlight.
204. 'Cause he didn't know that IronicBoy moonlighted as a condom.
205. 'Cause kissing another guy's girl is like being Russell Crowe according to his grandpa.
206. 'Cause he's a natural at casting his line in fishing.
207. 'Cause we sure know how to pick 'em and so does he.
208. 'Cause he automatically assumes that when IronicBoy wants to talk him, it's about IronicBoy's failing the IQ test.
209. 'Cause we sure as h*ll don't want him being IronicBoy's permanent echo.
210. 'Cause why would his being at Sean's party in the canyons cheer Amy up?
211. 'Cause it seems like he's the only person that can make IronicBoy's sister smile.
212. 'Cause actually, Dr. Brown, he's can't miss this one party.
213. 'Cause Doc Brown grounds him for wanting to go to a party on a Saturday night, but Doc Brown lets him quit studying the piano. That's just not right.
214. 'Cause Doc Brown's not gonna force him to play.
215. 'Cause the only thing he's doing around Everwood is making us drool 24/7.
216. 'Cause so what if we've got no friends and no life? We've got him.
217. 'Cause Dr. Hoffman will be d*mned if he lets Dr. Brown undo everything his daughter did for Ephram.
218. 'Cause he can't believe he's gonna kill himself for a kegger.
219. 'Cause we'd kill ourselves for him.
220. 'Cause in New York, where he's from, women gladly suffer for beauty. We'd suffer for stuff worth more than beauty for him.
221. 'Cause so what his dad used to be a famous person? We'd take his calls anyday and it wouldn't have anything to do with his famous dad.
222. 'Cause he swears he saw an actual coyote waiting in line for the keg.
223. 'Cause he can't believe Amy didn't want that jock licking a lemon off her navel. She must be seriously depressed.
224. 'Cause we'll want him licking a lemon off our navels all the time.
225. 'Cause his memories of his mom won't fade.
226. 'Cause that sprinker joke was so funny.
227. 'Cause he did public intoxication and underaged drinking.
228. 'Cause he's never been a problem before so the police didn't take him in.
229. 'Cause he's not drunk enough but hey we can fix that. Toss him a Heineken. That'll do the trick.
230. 'Cause if he wanted to embarrass his dad in front of his grandparents, he did one h*ll of a job.
231. 'Cause he got arrested so his dad could feel bad about himself. Yeah, right.
232. 'Cause "hey, look at me. I'm Superdad. Let's fish and make waffles."
233. 'Cause he's got news for his dad. His grandparents aren't buying the "wonderful dad" bit.
234. 'Cause maybe he should drink more often because Doc Brown's idea of not talking him? That's the best idea Doc Brown's ever had. Ever.
235. 'Cause is it possible that his Nonnie really wants four cartons of eggs?
236. 'Cause he's not a child.
237. 'Cause his dad's the master at failing in front of one's son.
238. 'Cause he's been really hard to deal with according to his dad but that's cool.
239. 'Cause his grandpa gets him.
240. 'Cause we'll lick a lemon off his navel.
241. 'Cause he kinda had to parent his sister for a while. Sort of left his dad to fend for himself.
242. 'Cause he wasn't aware that bunnies did much crying.
243. 'Cause what can we say? We suffer for our devotion to Him.
244. 'Cause how far do you have to go just to prove you care? Well, we can go pretty far to prove we care about Him.
245. 'Cause in Laynie Hart's intro script bits, Ephram was very careful as to not get his Manga wet.
246. 'Cause we don't want his whole life in a shambles where he buys his first Corvette at the age of 52 and wonders where it all went wrong.
247. 'Cause we wanna be Laynie Hart and not Amy Nicole Abbott anymore since she's actually dating Ephram instead of just hiding that she likes him and showing it only like once or twice.
248. 'Cause so far, he's not disappointing.
249. 'Cause he's cool.
250. 'Cause he's like the only guy worth talking to in Everwood.
251. 'Cause we and Laynie Hart seriously can't believe that he was on the market for so long.
252. 'Cause he hasn't mentioned a girlfriend in New York.
253. 'Cause the girls in Everwood (minus Laynie Hart for sure and possibly Amy Nicole Abbott) are too stupid to locate the one cool eligible guy in town.
254. 'Cause he has something to say, for one thing.
255. 'Cause he listens.
256. 'Cause he's like a real person, not a dude.
257. 'Cause he's a guy you'd want to hang out with even if you weren't dating him.
258. 'Cause he's deep, you know?
259. 'Cause he's cute, in that kind of way, that's like you know, in the movies the guy you want the girl to end up with who everyone pretends isn't cute but is.
260. 'Cause bottom line, he just gets it. How many oh-so-lame high school guys can you THAT about? Not many, I can tell you that much.
261. 'Cause he wouldn't exactly call Mr. Zielger (his old headmaster at Middleworth) much of an old pal.
262. 'Cause Mr. Zielger said that given the circumstances, he'd overlook Ephram's grades.
263. 'Cause he was acting like his dad's opinion doesn't mean a d*mn thing.
264. 'Cause he was just trying to decide if he should tell anyone he might be moving.
265. 'Cause did anyone ever tell him about the first time his father and grandfather met before Nonnie did?
266. 'Cause he's got a friend in New York named Scug who's got a shaved head.
267. 'Cause when he was in New York, Scug was only at the house like every day.
268. 'Cause Rachel Ackerman had a mongo roof party before the winter term and apparently, she's totally hot for his @$$. She's not the only one.
269. 'Cause he has a nice house, messy room not withstanding.
270. 'Cause we're betting that his room is the messy one.
271. 'Cause he was summoned.
272. 'Cause his dad was great with Delia but with him, it was never a secret.
273. 'Cause he and his grandpa have a good rhythm.
274. 'Cause he thought his dad would be happy that he was going back. Why would he think that? Years of experience.
275. 'Cause does he have any idea what moving back to New York might do to Delia and us?
276. 'Cause he misses New York.
277. 'Cause he misses knowing his way around.
278. 'Cause he misses having friends he can trust.
279. 'Cause he misses not feeling like a freak all the time.
280. 'Cause he misses not being around people who think Cats is an opera.
281. 'Cause we sure as h*ll don't want his fate ending up permanently in his dad's hands.
282. 'Cause he thought he'd be happier in New York.
283. 'Cause he and his dad don't hate each other.
284. 'Cause he feels he's too big for Everwood but we and Delia know that it isn't the case. He fits in Everwood.
285. 'Cause he thinks his dad doesn't care.
286. 'Cause he sucks at math.
287. 'Cause he's exactly not passing the history class either.
288. 'Cause he was watching the Everwood snow. It's different there than in New York. Chunkier.
289. 'Cause he used to like rain better but... he's now on the fence.
290. 'Cause he didn't tell Amy that he was thinking of leaving.
291. 'Cause he didn't think Amy would have had much of an opinion of him leaving.
292. 'Cause he needed to figure out whether moving back to New York would be good for himself.
293. 'Cause when he's nice, there's nothing we can't do, and when he's mad, it's all we can think about.
294. 'Cause when Amy says things like "maybe you should move on", it sticks with him for a little while, you know?
295. 'Cause we kinda wanna have a history of being cautious with his feelings.
296. 'Cause New York has just about everything except him. (And the really good snow)
297. 'Cause Everwood has everything because they have him. And really good snow.
298. 'Cause Everwood having really good snow is Amy's pitch?
299. 'Cause he was so depressed that every time his grandpa talked to him, it was always about how much he hates Everwood, how he and his dad are tearing each other's heads off.
300. 'Cause he sees right through his dad.
301. 'Cause other than Delia, he's all his dad's got in the world and there's no way in h*ll, anybody's gonna take him away from Doc Brown.
302. 'Cause he listens to Delia unlike IronicBoy who doesn't listen to Amy.
303. 'Cause he's been called worse than different though not by us.
304. 'Cause Amy is without a doubt, the strangest girl that he has ever met.
305. 'Cause he's very glad that he can be outside of the house finally.
306. 'Cause he doesn't suck for leaving because he's not.
307. 'Cause he's not leaving since he embarrassed himself in front of all his and Amy's friends and family. And told off some of the larger football players.
308. 'Cause we don't think that telling off some of the larger football players will be much of a problem.
309. 'Cause he told his grandpa that he and his dad talked.
310. 'Cause his dad admits that Ephram being miserable is all his fault.
311. 'Cause how is it that Everwood has a fest for everything? You know, the father-son Fly Fest in "Turf Wars" and the Thaw Fest in "The Great Doctor Brown".
312. 'Cause he's had the bag packed for a while but hasn't bought the plane ticket yet.
313. 'Cause he asked Laynie out. So what if it was after Amy's prodding?
314. 'Cause he got a package.
315. 'Cause IronicBoy says that Delia is the only Brown who's not a freak but that's so not the case. Ephram's not a freak.
316. 'Cause he comes with a Y chromosome.
317. 'Cause he has the intense eyes of an artist... or a psychopath. It depends on how the rest of his teenage years go.
318. 'Cause Doc Brown not trying to force a conversation on him; that'll be a first.
319. 'Cause it wasn't his idea to have a welcome home party for Colin, believe me.
320. 'Cause whatever he and Akumo have going on isn't gonna work itself out.
321. 'Cause making that mixed CD isn't a mistake in itself. But giving it to Amy, now that's where the mistake lies. He gave it to someone who wouldn't appreciate its entire beauty.
322. 'Cause he's apparently attending a party uninvited.
323. 'Cause he'd never be uninvited to a party of ours.
324. 'Cause him miss the biggest party of the winter? Never. He has a reputation to maintain.
325. 'Cause he's found a few new people to have lunch with.
326. 'Cause of him, we know Peak County High has a non-English speaking foreign exchange student named Norbet from Germany? Or is it Prague?
327. 'Cause when you're loyal to someone, you can't help it. And let's face it, we're pretty damn loyal to him right about now.
328. 'Cause how come he's so smart?
329. 'Cause he thinks if he was smart, he would be wearing a warmer jacket. But that doesn't measure smarts.
330. 'Cause he wishes he was here first. And he was for us.
331. 'Cause he used to make Doc Brown take him there every Saturday, rain, shine, blizzard and Doc Brown was happy to do it.
332. 'Cause he needs his dad.
333. 'Cause remind me how he got roped into going into the arcade again?
334. 'Cause there are advantages to small town living.
335. 'Cause the burning of the pot would explain the rush on ding-dongs and burritos at the local Stop and Shop.
336. 'Cause he's a very important friend.
337. 'Cause he must have heard one too many stories about his father's miraculous hands.
338. 'Cause he was unusually quiet the morning his mom died.
339. 'Cause it just has to be Christmas for him to eat his dad's breakfast.
340. 'Cause he doesn't have a medical degree.
341. 'Cause his attempts to go unnoticed on his first day at County High were thwarted by a pair of d*ckhead teenagers.
342. 'Cause does "we should eat lunch" mean a philosophical idea, that people should eat lunch? Or does it mean that you and I should eat lunch together?
343. 'Cause manga is not just Clark Kent waiting to turn into Superman. It's Superman waiting to turn into Clark Kent. Only with way cooler outfits.
344. 'Cause making pancakes? GO TO H*LL!
345. 'Cause he loves places all the more if they're closer to sea level.
346. 'Cause "them not being around." That's what you feel when you've lost a parent.
347. 'Cause he wants to be mad at his dad. He wants to hate him, but he can't. His dad's saving lives.
348. 'Cause he's been hating his dad for a long time and now he realizes that it was wrong.
349. 'Cause he's cool. Way cool.
350. 'Cause dropping his books? That doesn't disqualify him for being cool.
351. 'Cause he is forever overwhelmed by Her B*tchness's natural beauty.
352. 'Cause for the first time, I am near failure at school (getting D's) and all because of him. His hotness distracts me so damn bad. But it's worth it. So worth it. Well, it was just one class.
353. 'Cause he used to think the grateful books were stupid.
354. 'Cause he told his mom the grateful books looked like a third grade art project.
355. 'Cause he was a punk.
356. 'Cause the way Daniel Maxwell descended into madness sounds like one of Ephram's comic books.
357. 'Cause he knew who his mom was. He just needs the credit card for groceries.
358. 'Cause yes, he does have to make Thanksgiving. For Delia. For he's the world best brother.
359. 'Cause he doesn't know the difference between condensed milk and evaporated. H*ll, while we're on the topic of milk, why don't we ask the eternal question of "What's the difference between fat-free and non-fat?"
360. 'Cause it's cool that he's doing Thanksgiving for his sister.
361. 'Cause he's about scientifically prove that Thanksgiving in itself can be kind of a disaster.
362. 'Cause he'll try to think of cooking as mud pies for grown ups but I don't think I could do that because it was Her B*tchness's saying.
363. 'Cause you know, he had no idea how much work his mom put into the grateful books.
364. 'Cause Elijah is not Thanksgiving.
365. 'Cause he called his dad a great mind.
366. 'Cause he misses his mom.
367. 'Cause he has feelings of his own and we don't toy with them.
368. 'Cause he had an idea. The Brown family is making a tradition. Yes, a whole new tradition.
369. 'Cause we never found out what he was most grateful for this year.
370. 'Cause he was the handsome prince in Irv's Thanksgiving story.
371. 'Cause he's off today? Isn't Matt the Jerk paid to be more precise than that?
372. 'Cause Matt is freaking him out.
373. 'Cause it wasn't his technique that was off.
374. 'Cause he would neither let the car drive him or drive the car.
375. 'Cause he was wrong. He does know Schubert's "Impromptu No. 3 and Opus 90".
376. 'Cause he cares about the environment.
377. 'Cause he's an awesome piano player.
378. 'Cause he knows Colin can't deal with what's going on with him.
379. 'Cause he did not try one of what Doc Brown considers to be his "soon to be famous omelettes".
380. 'Cause he thinks dark blue would work for an Everwood recital.
381. 'Cause Everwood is his home now and not just because of Amy.
382. 'Cause he always gets the finale. It means he's the best.
383. 'Cause in Everwood, he's going to be playing with guys named Billy Jack and think arpeggio is a form of pasta.
384. 'Cause we're not guys named Billy Jack.
385. 'Cause we don't think that arpeggio is a form of pasta.
386. 'Cause he didn't want a whole train section for his first Everwood recital.
387. 'Cause not everything has to do with his deceased mom, alright?
388. 'Cause he didn't know his dad sent Amy an invitation to the Everwodo recital.
389. 'Cause he appreciates Amy trying to act like everything's normal, you know, with that whole Colin thing, but we all know it's not, and he thinks it's best if they just, you know, keep their distance for a little while. I mean, don't you?
390. 'Cause he never noticed Kate before.
391. 'Cause he likes to know when he's in the presence of greatness.
392. 'Cause he got the finale.
393. 'Cause he had us scared when he went out on that boat.
394. 'Cause he's eating in his room, if it's OK with the good doctor.
395. 'Cause Ephram five months ago wasn't unpleasant at all. That's when we fell in love with him.
396. 'Cause he did the Kaddish.
397. 'Cause we will abide by his wishes and refrain from using the word "dude" in a sentence. Except for that last sentence obviously.
398. 'Cause his mom knows he's handsome.
399. 'Cause he's an unbelievably gifted musician.
400. 'Cause he's not obsessing. He just wants it to be perfect. His mom was driving all the way out to Jersey for the recital.
401. 'Cause he has no idea what Oriental tastes like.
402. 'Cause we're not obsessing over him. We just want him to be perfect.
403. 'Cause we're (at least I am) going to be some Pumas and have his name all over them and wear them like *all* the time.
404. 'Cause if his mom were still alive, she'd know that we wouldn't say no if he asked us out.
405. 'Cause we would wave at him too.
406. 'Cause he doesn't need his mom to be perfect anymore.
407. 'Cause he'd better start packing.
408. 'Cause he played even better when his mom was there.
409. 'Cause he has a subway map of another city (most likely New York City) covering one of the walls of his room.
410. 'Cause he's had that dream where you were trapped underground in a sewer for life and woken up disappointed that you were still in Everwood.
411. 'Cause he's got the bag around for a while. Just no ticket.
412. 'Cause he wished he could return himself.
413. 'Cause we wish he'd send himself to us.
414. 'Cause his dad was surprised he got a date.
415. 'Cause he doesn't skate. (Which is good for the Patriot President because she doesn't do any kind of sport that's even remotely connected to the water element which is kinda ironic because she's a Cancer.)
416. 'Cause in his opinion, sometimes it's nicer to just hang out with a girl if you get the opportunity. But of course we'd do so much more if we got the opportunity to hang with him.
417. 'Cause we've met the right person.
418. 'Cause he was already expending an infinite amount.
419. 'Cause he's not falling.
420. 'Cause we're falling. In love. With him. If not already.
421. 'Cause he asked Laynie out to prove something to Amy. Don't ask. He doesn't get it himself but he had a really good time.
422. 'Cause you can't deny how hot he is.
423. 'Cause it's not just his physical attractiveness that attracts us to him. No matter what CelebMatch.com says to the Patriot President.
424. 'Cause we would never be Gemma Maxwell's cousin.
425. 'Cause Ephram and I are in the bible. Just like the mountain in reason #91.

And because we love Gregory Smith as well:

50 Reasons for Appreciating Gregory1. 'Cause already he is racking up a job history that guys twice his age would envy.
2. 'Cause it's such a total stretch for him to play a guy like Ephram.
3. 'Cause he's so shy and according to Emily VanCamp, he's gonna love having all of us crushin' on him.
4. 'Cause Treat Williams agrees with us; he's not just a pretty face and lucky for us, he's much more than that.
5. 'Cause if he was just a pretty face, we'd have no show.
6. 'Cause he's so hot that he generated in a whole new standard of what hot is.
7. 'Cause he proves to be a strong, subtle actor who bounces off Treat with emotionally resounding thumps.
8. 'Cause he's become a really good friend of Emily VanCamp (the person who plays Amy Abbott).
9. 'Cause his eyes look incredibly soulful.
10. 'Cause he maintains a dual citizenship between the United States and Canada.
11. 'Cause he won the 1997 UNICEF Award at the Berlin Film Festival.
12. 'Cause his first acting role was at 14 months. For a Tide commercial.
13. 'Cause he was recently honored by Movieline magazine with the "One to Watch" award.
14. 'Cause he enjoys rock climbing, soccer, rollerblading, and photography.
15. 'Cause he's had nine feature film roles, including "Andre."
16. 'Cause Google, I did not want to contact Gregory Smith of State Farm Insurance.
17. 'Cause his face when he tried to introduce himself on Pepsi Smash had an expression that mirrors surprise.
18. 'Cause he could stand under the Everwood poster at the mall and still no one would recognize him.
19. 'Cause he loves mac and cheese.
20. 'Cause he hates department stores.
21. 'Cause he's a Cancer like the Patriot President.
22. 'Cause he took a bullet for Heath Ledger.
23. 'Cause he took a bullet for Colin Farrell.
24. 'Cause he was actually shirtless in the Entertainment Weekly magazine.
25. 'Cause in his first scene in Krippendorf's Tribe, he was shirtless.
26. 'Cause we would battle evil toys if it meant he would kiss us at the end.
27. 'Cause it was his character in Krippendorf's Tribe that came up with all the wacky crazy ideas about the tribe that actually worked. For a while anyway.
28. 'Cause he looked so hurt when Papa Roach didn't let him say anything on Pepsi Smash.
29. 'Cause one of the Black Eyed Peas was looking at his necklace.
30. 'Cause if we were blind, we'd still say that Greg was hot.
31. 'Cause he wants Pamela Anderson to come on the show as his new love interest.
32. 'Cause he's "a down-to-earth, genuinely nice person" according to his Everwood co-star Emily VanCamp.
33. 'Cause the combination mentioned in reason #33 is a hard combination to find in show business.
34. 'Cause he was so cute in the movies made when he was young.
35. 'Cause he's younger than the two stars on the same page as him in the July 2003 Vanity Fair magazine (who were, by the way, Lacey Chabert and Christina Milian) but he got his first gig before either of them did.
36. 'Cause if his mom was busy or something, we'd be willing to dress him or something.
37. 'Cause he's been this sleeping giant of an actor until Everwood.
38. 'Cause he has the soundtrack to The Pianist in his CD player. He calls it amazing.
39. 'Cause he's got a head like a bullet and a heart like a baby.
40. 'Cause he withstands all the outside influences but captures who he is playing and that is why he is a success in the show biz.
41. 'Cause he is way over the public adoration.
42. 'Cause the question "what it's like to be the new WB teen heartthrob?" gets on his nerves so much.
43. 'Cause if anyone asks him the dreaded question, he'll just walk outta the room.
44. 'Cause he looks incredible in jackets and suits.
45. 'Cause ooh, Greg-y pillows and sheets. We like!
46. 'Cause the WB teen heartthrob label is just weird.
47. 'Cause he watches over us as we sleep.
48. 'Cause it would have been totally kickin' to see it when one of Greg's buttons popped off. You know, get a glance at the chest we're dying to see. Since he grew into the world of hot guys, I mean.
49. 'Cause his contacts better be there to help him see because those beautiful eyes must belong to him.
50. 'Cause he's not hot in the Josh Harnett way, but in the way that guy at the back of your English class grabs your attention.

Augusta

Yay new thread!!!

BepperGirl

It's been a while...

jediwands

Awesome thread title, co-mod. Entirely fitting.

Augusta

Defiantely. I LOVE the title!

Here's some pictures:



Enjoy

BepperGirl

Too cute.

Augusta

I know. Too cute! he went from an adorable child to... woo dang... quite a hottie! *Thinks back to all those skin bearing scenes from BoL....*

jediwands

Thanks for the pics, Ashley. Yum is all I can say right now.

Augusta

LOL! Hey Michelle, have you sen caps from Greg's movie, 'Book of Love' yet? I showed Gaby a few weeks back. Wasn't sure they were on to post on here since he's just in lil black speedos (woo hoo!) so that's why I haven't posted them up yet. No parts are showing, but I wasn't sure so...

If they can be posted, and if you haven't seen them yet, let me know. I'll post them up asap!

BepperGirl

I was talking with you two at the same time so I showed 'em to her.

jediwands

Yep. I wouldn't mind seeing them again, however. Hee. I could never get sick of seeing pics of Greg.

BepperGirl

Ain't that the truth?

jediwands

Hell yes.

Gaby: If you're trying to IM me, I'm at work right now so I don't have that capability here. Leaving work in about an hour so I'll be home around 4ish.

BepperGirl

Ah.. wasn't trying because I know you're offline but good to know.

EphramIsHot

Hah, you showed me those pics too, Ashley. Yumm.

Woo for the new thread! It's about time!