[destroyer of worlds]

"It's a Sarkney thing, you wouldn't understand"



- Magic 8 ball banner thanks to Cass



-Art by Ceci, who has done a marvelous job manipping the Moulin Rouge kiss.

Thread #19 Banner (by Cass)

SARKNEY SITES
Comprehensive Offer
See / Surrender / Take Haven / Mad Love

SARKNEY SONGS
'The Moth' - Aimee Mann
'The Chemical Between Us' - Bush
'President of What' - Death Cab for Cutie
'Kissing You' - Desree
'Bring Me to Life' - Evanescence
'Going Under' - Evanescence
'Hello' - Evanescence
'Taking Over' - Evanescence
'#1 Crush' ? Garbage
'Nobody Loves You' - Garbage
'Untouchable' - Garbage
'You Look So Fine' - Garbage
'The Reason' - Hoobastank
'Specialist' ? Interpol
'Untitled' ? Interpol
'Figure.09' - Linkin Park
'With You' - Linkin Park
'Last Train Home' - Lost Prophets
'Beautiful Stranger' - Madonna
'Since I fell for You' - Nina Simone (and Jen Garner)
'Bathwater' - No Doubt
'Underneath It All' - No Doubt
'Every You, Every Me' - Placebo
'Full of Grace' - Sarah McLachlan
'When Somebody Loved Me' - Sarah McLachlan
'Tomorrow Never Dies' - Sheryl Crow
'Something More' ? Sinch
'Stuck' - Stacie Orrico
'I Hate Everything About You' - Three Days Grace
'Here' - Vast
'I Wanna Be Bad' - Willa Ford

If you want to recommend a song, just post it!

SARKNEY QUOTES
Sark: I thought we had an agreement that neither side would have the advantage.
Syd: That is the agreement.
Sark: Then you have not lived up to it. You can see me; I cannot see you.

Sark: Please pass along to your daughter how much I enjoyed her stage show in Paris. She has a marvelous singing voice.

Sark: It was you giving us problems at the launch. I'd offer you passage back to civilization but my submersible only seats four.
Syd: It's the thought that counts.

Sark: Whatever Arvin Sloane pays you, it can't be enough. Would you consider coming to work for me if it meant I'd let you walk out of here? I believe if you took the time to hear the comprehensive offer, you might actually say yes.
Syd: You're cute, but I'll pass.

Syd:Sark is like the good-looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and won't take no for an answer.

Sark: You and I, we're destined to work together. I truly believe that.

Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Syd: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.

Sark: You are so good, do you know that?

Sydney: You can't expose me without exposing yourself.

Sydney: If you burn me, I burn you.

Sark: I'm like anyone...what I want is that which I never had

Sark: You know, it's a pity we're traveling separately. We could've used the opportunity to get to know each other better.
Syd: Yeah, I'm broken up about that too.
Sark: You're surprisingly adept at keeping your curiosity in check.
Syd: Don't flatter yourself.

Sark: The new boss has a dreadful personality, don't you think?
Syd: I've seen worse.
Sark: Am I supposed to take that personally?

Sark: I must say, your disguise .. it addresses a certain proclivity of mine.

SUGGESTED FICS
How She Would React by Skye159
Rise and Fall by Skye159
Saviour by Skye159
Windows to the Soul by Undoubtablyjess
Similar Differences by Undoubtablyjess
Beyond all Limits by Steph
Confrontation by Glittering Pegasus
I Just Want You To Know Who I Am by Carby4-ever
Helpless by Carby4-ever
Dark Knight by Evonness
The Back Way by Evonness
In Tenebris By Rez
The Super Secret Sark Diaries by Dark Nemesis
The Domestication of a Wild Rose by CognacGirl
Sanctuary by HoneyChurch
Auburn's Fics
Red Rover's Fics
CognacGirl's Fics

And don't forget Bad Wigs, Black Leather, And Guns by Auburn. It's a must to all Sarkney lovers!

LJ ICONS
Alias Icons

SARKNEY ARTS

By blueangel9903

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By Cecilia



By mysti


PAST THREAD TITLES
1. Sarkney Appreciation Thread
2. Sarkney Loving #2 - It's a SARKNEY thing - you wouldn't understand
3. Sarkney #3 -It's not a matter of if, but WHEN
4. Sarkney Thread #4 - Sark+Sydney=Hot!
5. Sarkney Thread #5 - Destiny has nothing to do with it, it's just straight up chemistry.
6. Sarkney Thread #6 - A Wink Is Worth A Thousand Words. -Punches, chemistry and subtext too!
7. Sarkney Thread #7 - Sark! You Big Stud! Take Me To Bed Or Lose Me Forever!
8. Sarkney Thread #8 - He's willing to make her a "comprehensive offer". Hubba hubba.
9. Sarkney Thread #9 - What's an invasion of personal space between enemies? Rawr.
10.The Sarkney Thread #10: ...It's Bigger Than She Thought. Heh.
11.The Sarkney Thread #11:Cause JJ's got nothing on us!
12.The Sarkney Thread #12: Nothing says love like a Beretta
13.The Sarkney Thread #13: Because Sark gave Sydney jewelry already.
14. The Sarkney Thread #14: Because Sloane asked Sydney to "debrief" Sark.
15. The Sarkney Thread #15: Because she just had to put her hands on him.
16. The Sarkney Thread #16: Because Sark is hard like a gun, and Syd is soft like a pillow.
17. The Sarkney Thread #17: Because that position is now available ... if she's willing.
18. The Sarkney Thread #18: Because we have the Magic 8 Ball AND syllables.
19. The Sarkney Thread #19: Cause David Anders Started This *****.
20. The Sarkney Thread #20: Cause Sark submits to Sydney sometimes.
21. The Sarkney Thread #21: Does being a 'Toxicology Expert' in Las Vegas involve nudity?

SARKNEY SUPPORTERS
1. Astra
2. Atti's Angel (Shelly)
3. jengarnerfan
4. Sir Fireboard (Natalie - The Queen Bitch)
5. ~EnterpriseGirl~ (Sarah)
6. Zira
7. Messed Up Girl (Vicky)
8. *Shannon*
9. Redfire
10. Red Dragon
11. Spike's sunflower
12. abby-anne
13. *reza*
14. M & M
15. The True Cat
16. beautifulgarbage
17. Kristin92781
18. blueangel9903
19. Blairy the Fairy
20. Cecilia (Ceci - The Shipper Whore)
21. Amura
22. eve_me
23. BooRadley
24. LiL_Starzz
25. Eyecatcher
26. Twisting Ivy
27. Angel1432
28. JuliaG
29. ~-Sarah-~
30. Bheryandcherry
31. film fan
32. p_j_supporter (Vass)
33. Mrs. Portia Sark
34. MichaelVartanIsSexy (Mel)
35. *?*Glo*?*
36. LeighJ
37. TeddyBehr Angel
38. Rogue35 (Karen)
39. X-6_494 (Steph)
40. charmingjen
41. Alias Unknown
43. BreathOfJasmine
44. Marianne
45. Mia
46. Priya
47. Dani
48. louloucn (Cindy)
49. Pavlov's Belle (Cass - The Spin Queen)
50. oonas3
51. fear x less
52. FanGirl
53. Jen Talley (Jen)
54. the_spill_canvas
55. RhienElleth
56. Beckhamsgrl
57. Admiral Yellow (Hannah)
58. ~Judu~
59. *mags26* (Magda)
60. L?n Ancalim (Lulu)
61. Terpsichore
62. Ravens23 (Denise)
63. Impressions
64. fleur captives
65. Starvixen1000
66. Advo
67. SweetJo (Joy)
68. ~Jacqui~
69. starstruck0150
70. CanonsAreWorthless

HONORARY SARKNEY
The Bunker Camel


If you would like me to put your real or nickname next to your posting name, please let me know.
I was going to add them in, but I am not sure if some of you want them known publicly.

Also If you are on the list and do not want to be (if you posted on the thread I added you), or if I missed you (which I am so sorry if I did) then please post and let me know.

Adding on to Shelly's notes? If anyone would like me to update their selection of fanarts (2 arts max, I think) then just post them and tell me so I can edit this post. Good idea Ceci!

For info on the 'Best News Ever' concerning David and his upcoming role on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation go check out page ten two threads back.

Luv, Ceci

IMPORTANT: Don't forget to show your support at the SAVE SARK Thread

Okay I made some small additions to the opening post... is there anything else I should be adding in?

[Impressions]

It looks good . but I can't see the Sarkney banner

Sarkney quote I wanted to add, I think I posted it before

Sark: I'm like anyone...what I want is that which I never had

[destroyer of worlds]

Yeah I don't know why we can't see Cass's banner anymore. Maybe she deleted it or the site is down.

Yay added the quote Impressions. I loved that line... can't believe I forgot to add that in the first place.

[TeddyBehr Angel]

Yay! Love the thread title! So true.

Miss the banner!

[Pavlov's Belle]

Due to (for some reason) popular demand:



And whilst I'm at it, here's Ceci's



And now a new banner for the thread!:



The quality is crap because I couldn't save it in anything else other than .gif

I know this is incredbily Off-Topic but I don't care: Has anyone watched the show Nip/Tuck? Well picture for a moment Julian McMahon .. hotness, right? Now picture hotter than Julian and younger ... that's the guy who went through my lane today. And the irony is that I had to get a price check on his hot sauce [/iktiiotbidc]

[TeddyBehr Angel]

hehe... thanks for re-posting the banner.

And love the new one

[Sir Fireboard]

Hello all

Aww, I missed the new thread opening. Oh well. I haven't been around because I've been busy obsessing over one of my ships that is actually sailing. As opposed to being a ghost ship still in port...or something

Pretty banner Cass. I like

[Cecilia]

So does everyone here now know about David sneaking by under the radar in the premiere of CSI by disguising himself as a corpse? Sneaky little bastard... (read up on it on the Putiner's Harem Thread if you're confused )

Cass, Love love love the banner. Tis truly awesome. And I think you've damn near inspired me to make some sarkney art. *cue gasps of surprise*

Ceci

[Ravens23]

Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't been here much... The other board I visit had its season premiere last week and I kinda got sucked in.

But, after much chatter there, I got bored and needed to be around avid Sarkneys! ...obviously just in time to see the loverly banners, CASS! (I had totally forgot about the 8 ball) No more prolonged absences!!!

Off to the harem... gotta see what "the corpse" reference was about.

[blueangel9903]

Hey folks!

Just wanted to drop by and share the fact that I made a Sarkney soundtrack for a Livejournal community.

Click!

It'll take you to the page and show how you can download the songs.

YEA! for a new thread

[destroyer of worlds]

Well picture for a moment Julian McMahon .. hotness, right? Now picture hotter than Julian and younger ... that's the guy who went through my lane today. And the irony is that I had to get a price check on his hot sauce

Wow, I'm jealous. I've seen like one episode of Nip/Tuck so far but I've seen Julian (teehee) on Charmed and he is teh sex. Beautiful banner BTW!!! Added all the arts to the opening post.

[Cecilia]

Originally posted by blueangel9903 Just wanted to drop by and share the fact that I made a Sarkney soundtrack for a Livejournal community.

Dude! You put Wonderwall on there! That's one of my Sarkney songs of yore! Nice, man. Very cool.

Ceci

Edited: Ryan Adams did a cover of Wonderwall? Ew. Who let him do that? Oasis should kick his ass...

[Sir Fireboard]

Just wanted to drop by and share the fact that I made a Sarkney soundtrack for a Livejournal community.

Dude! Do you have any idea how obsessed with Gorecki I was like, 3 years ago! I heard it on the end of I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (shut up!) and it took me like a fortnight to figure out what song it was. Then I listened to it an insane amount of times and even made my friend who didn't give a rat's ass to download it

And 'When The World Ends'? That's the only song I like off the Matrix Reloaded soundtrack (stupid waste of money). I love that song so much! It's so surreal and cool.

Sorry I haven't been here much... The other board I visit had its season premiere last week and I kinda got sucked in.

That sounds like me Charmed and Joan Of Arcadia have been taking up my time lately.

[Cecilia]

mmkay, so i've been trying to make a sarkney art for the last twenty minutes but photoshop just won't do it. it's having a fit. and lord knows if i'll still want to make sarkney art tomorrow... i might be back to normal by then. *sigh* Aye, there's the rub, eh?

[Sir Fireboard]

Originally posted by Cecilia photoshop just won't do it. it's having a fit. and lord knows if i'll still want to make sarkney art tomorrow... i might be back to normal by then.

Stupid photoshop! *belts it* WORK damn you! WORK!