Pavlov's Belle

You've all read the 250 Word Story #14, if not, here's an exerpt:

"Therefore, Weiss danced with Marshall after their wedding when suddenly Irina shot Vaughn in the crotch. Sydney laughed as Vaughn died screaming in pain and then exploded...Sydney kissed Vaughn then laughed because she shot him in the knee, then ran to Sark. Smiling, they kissed passionately and made sweet love all night long. Music played menacingly as Sark smiled and kissed Sydney with love. She told him how much she wanted to feel his heart beat next to hers. After he buried his gun into the pillow, Sark moaned into esctasy when Sark took her hand and placed it in her pocket to grasp her thigh. Licking his lips, Sark motioned for Sydney to follow him to bed where they continued their rendezvous..."

Thanks to SweetJo for the wonderfully smutty title.

Thank you to all Sarkneys who participated in the story. We could not have 'Sarkney-fied that bitch up' if it wasn't for you Feel proud, my friends, you've earned it.

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"It's a Sarkney thing, you wouldn't understand"



-Art by Ceci, who has done a marvelous job manipping the Moulin Rouge kiss.


SARKNEY SITES
Comprehensive Offer
See / Surrender / Take Haven / Mad Love


SARKNEY SONGS
'The Moth' - Aimee Mann
'If You Want It To Be Good Girl' - Backstreet Boys
'The Chemical Between Us' - Bush
'Walk Away' - Christina Aguilera
'Kissing You' - Desree
'Bring Me to Life' - Evanescence
'Going Under' - Evanescence
'Hello' - Evanescence
'#1 Crush' – Garbage
'Nobody Loves You' - Garbage
'Untouchable' - Garbage
'You Look So Fine' - Garbage
'The Reason' - Hoobastank
'Specialist' – Interpol
'Untitled' – Interpol
'Figure.09' - Linkin Park
'With You' - Linkin Park
'Last Train Home' - Lost Prophets
'Beautiful Stranger' – Madonna
'Since I fell for You' - Nina Simone (and Jen Garner)
'Bathwater' - No Doubt
'Underneath It All' - No Doubt
'Every You, Every Me' – Placebo
'Full of Grace' - Sarah McLachlan
'When Somebody Loved Me' - Sarah McLachlan
'Tomorrow Never Dies' - Sheryl Crow
'Something More' – Sinch
'Stuck' - Stacie Orrico
'I Hate Everything About You' - Three Days Grace
'Here' - Vast
'I Wanna Be Bad' - Willa Ford

If you want to recommend a song, just post it!

SARKNEY QUOTES
Sark: I thought we had an agreement that neither side would have the advantage.
Syd: That is the agreement.
Sark: Then you have not lived up to it. You can see me; I cannot see you.

Sark: Please pass along to your daughter how much I enjoyed her stage show in Paris. She has a marvelous singing voice.

Sark: It was you giving us problems at the launch. I'd offer you passage back to civilization but my submersible only seats four.
Syd: It's the thought that counts.

Sark: Whatever Arvin Sloane pays you, it can't be enough. Would you consider coming to work for me if it meant I'd let you walk out of here? I believe if you took the time to hear the comprehensive offer, you might actually say yes.
Syd: You're cute, but I'll pass.

Syd:Sark is like the good-looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and won't take no for an answer.

Sark: You and I, we're destined to work together. I truly believe that.

Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Syd: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.

Sark: You are so good, do you know that?

Sark: You know, it's a pity we're traveling separately. We could've used the opportunity to get to know each other better.
Syd: Yeah, I'm broken up about that too.
Sark: You're surprisingly adept at keeping your curiosity in check.
Syd: Don't flatter yourself.

Sark: The new boss has a dreadful personality, don't you think?
Syd: I've seen worse.
Sark: Am I supposed to take that personally?

Sark: I must say, your disguise .. it addresses a certain proclivity of mine.


SUGGESTED FICS
How She Would React by Skye159
Rise and Fall by Skye159
Saviour by Skye159
Windows to the Soul by Undoubtablyjess
Similar Differences by Undoubtablyjess
Beyond all Limits by StephOnce a upon a Time by Steph
Confrontation by Glittering Pegasus
I Just Want You To Know Who I Am by Carby4-ever
Helpless by Carby4-ever
Dark Knight by Evonness
The Back Way by Evonness
In Tenebris BY Rez
Auburn's Fics
Red Rover's Fics
CognacGirl's Fics
The Super Secret Sark Diaries by Dark Nemesis
The Domestication of a Wild Rose by CognacGirl
Sanctuary by HoneyChurch

And don't forget Bad Wigs, Black Leather, And Guns by Auburn. It's a must to all Sarkney lovers!


LJ ICONS
Alias Icons


SARKNEY ARTS

By blueangel9903

800


800 /another version / black original version

By mysti



PAST THREAD TITLES
1. Sarkney Appreciation Thread
2. Sarkney Loving #2 - It's a SARKNEY thing - you wouldn't understand
3. Sarkney #3 -It's not a matter of if, but WHEN
4. Sarkney Thread #4 - Sark+Sydney=Hot!
5. Sarkney Thread #5 - Destiny has nothing to do with it, it's just straight up chemistry.
6. Sarkney Thread #6 - A Wink Is Worth A Thousand Words. -Punches, chemistry and subtext too!
7. Sarkney Thread #7 - Sark! You Big Stud! Take Me To Bed Or Lose Me Forever!
8. Sarkney Thread #8 - He's willing to make her a "comprehensive offer". Hubba hubba.
9. Sarkney Thread #9 - What's an invasion of personal space between enemies? Rawr.
10.The Sarkney Thread #10: ...It's Bigger Than She Thought. Heh.
11.The Sarkney Thread #11:Cause JJ's got nothing on us!
12.The Sarkney Thread #12: Nothing says lov elike a Beretta
13.The Sarkney Thread #13: Because Sark gave Sydney jewelry already.
14. The Sarkney Thread #14: Because Sloane asked Sydney to "debrief" Sark.
15. The Sarkney Thread #15: Because she just had to put her hands on him.


SARKNEY SUPPORTERS
1. Astra
2. Atti's Angel (Shelly)
3. jengarnerfan
4. Sir Fireboard (Natalie)
5. ~EnterpriseGirl~ (Sarah)
6. Zira
7. Messed Up Girl (Vicky)
8. *Shannon*
9. Redfire
10. Red Dragon
11. Spike's sunflower
12. abby-anne
13. *reza*
14. M & M
15. The True Cat
16. beautifulgarbage
17. Kristin92781
18. blueangel9903
19. Blairy the Fairy
20. Cecilia
21. Amura
22. eve_me
23. BooRadley
24. LiL_Starzz
25. Eyecatcher
26. Twisting Ivy
27. Angel1432
28. JuliaG
29. M&Llover (Sarah)
30. Bheryandcherry
31. film fan
32. p_j_supporter (Vass)
33. Mrs. Portia Sark
34. MichaelVartanIsSexy (Mel)
35. *°*Glo*°*
36. LeighJ
37. TeddyBehr Angel
38. Rogue35 (Karen)
39. X-6_494 (Steph)
40. charmingjen
41. Alias Unknown
43. BreathOfJasmine
44. Marianne
45. Mia
46. Priya
47. Dani
48. louloucn (Cindy)
49. Pavlov's Belle (Cass)
50. oonas3
51. fear x less
52. FanGirl
53. Jen Talley (Jen)
54. the_spill_canvas
55. RhienElleth
56. Beckhamsgrl
57. Admiral Yellow
58. ~Judu~
59. *mags26*
60. Lúthien Ancalimë (Lulu)
61. Terpsichore
62. Ravens23
63. Impressions
64. fleur captives
65. Starvixen1000
66. Advo
67. SweetJo (Joy)

If you would like me to put your real or nickname next to your posting name, please let me know.
I was going to add them in, but I am not sure if some of you want them known publicly.

Also If you are on the list and do not want to be (if you posted on the thread I added you), or if I missed you (which I am so sorry if I did) then please post and let me know.

Adding on to Shelly's notes… If anyone would like me to update their selection of fanarts (2 arts max, I think) then just post them and tell me so I can edit this post. <--- good idea Ceci!

Pavlov's Belle

I'll get the links and the fanart up in a minute but until then enjoy the new 250 word story!

I was going to go 'Alias 250 Word Story #15: Let's Sarkney this bitch up!' but I chose to restrain myself.

Sir Fireboard

I think that was wise That would've just drawn GA attention to it and lead a revolt against us.

Thanks for doing the new thread. Love the dirty dirty title

Pavlov's Belle

I think that was wise That would've just drawn GA attention to it and lead a revolt against us.


Yeah, it was a pretty hard decision.. I don't want to stir up any trouble. I'm just an innocent 'lil Sarkney lover

I finally got all the links and art up I'm so proud of myself and now I have a headache from staring at this screen for so long.

Oooh, but I want to make a banner!

Cecilia

Sarkney this bitch up? Niiice...

Morning yalls. It's 5:15am and I'm bored as hell. Ah... just like the good 'ol days. Now where's Nat so I can fcuk up her sleep schedule too?

Ceci

PS Anyone know where I can get the following clips from Rendezvous:

1. Sark running through the marketplace in Denpasar while Agent Yawn chases after him.

2. Syd making with the innapropriate touching when she gropes Sark at Khasinau's club.

They aren't at Alias-Media and I need them... For something. Secret. Shhhh!

Sir Fireboard

All Sarkney's are innocent!!

I'd be proud too, I wouldn't have the patience to do that! Hmmm, I wonder what pics you could use for the banner.... something with Sark naked!

Ceci:
Sarkney this bitch up? Niiice...

It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it

Now where's Nat so I can fcuk up her sleep schedule too?

I'm here now, but its only 3:25pm so you're going to have to wait awhile

Sorry I can't help you with the clips thing....the only thing I can think of it to download the whole ep....but that may take awhile....

They aren't at Alias-Media and I need them... For something. Secret. Shhhh!

*eyes Ceci suspiciously*
Hmmmmmm......... I'm keeping an eye on you!

Pavlov's Belle

I used the clips from where they're fighting over the music box and Syd lovingly throws an axe at Sark Sark was dressed in black and was carrying a gun and Syd was in a white puffy suit and looked pillow-y

5:45 am? That's what time I went to bed at this morning .. it was Grad Night...

You guys like the Sarkney this Bitch up? Read the first post

There are a couple of Sarkney music videos that have those clips in them.


Be warned, I'm pimping my art again:
Click it!

Sir Fireboard

Pimp away Cass!!

*sniff*
Why don't you have the part where Irina shot Vaughn and then he exploded? I love that part. Once I thought about that bit at work and I had to stop myself from grinning like a fool, and looking like a complete whack-job

Pavlov's Belle

Why don't you have the part where Irina shot Vaughn and then he exploded? I love that part. Once I thought about that bit at work and I had to stop myself from grinning like a fool, and looking like a complete whack-job

I put it in!! You already look like a complete wack job

I just realized that fanart looks twenty times better when you aren't that sober Like this morning for example...that's all I'm going to say...

Cecilia

Nat:

It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it

It does indeed.

I'm here now, but its only 3:25pm so you're going to have to wait awhile

Stupid NZ... It's 6 now and I'm started to get tired. Heh. After Six... What?

Sorry I can't help you with the clips thing....the only thing I can think of it to download the whole ep....but that may take awhile....

Yeah, plus the whole sucking up hard-drive space thing... It's a last resort. We'll see.

*eyes Ceci suspiciously*

*whistles and rocks back and forth on her heels*

Who me? I didn't do anything...

Cass:

I used the clips from where they're fighting over the music box and Syd lovingly throws an axe at Sark Sark was dressed in black and was carrying a gun and Syd was in a white puffy suit and looked pillow-y

Ooooh, me likes. I also like that everyone doesn't depend on me to provide banners anymore... *lazies out*

There are a couple of Sarkney music videos that have those clips in them.

Yeah, but it's video plagarism to take them that way.

Ceci

Sir Fireboard

Uh....thanks......

Ceci:
Stupid NZ... It's 6 now and I'm started to get tired.

Muahahahaa. But thats 6 in the morning, so you've still got the chance to

Yeah, plus the whole sucking up hard-drive space thing... It's a last resort. We'll see.

Is it your computer or your friends? Oh well, you could just cut the clips and delete the rest.

*whistles and rocks back and forth on her heels*

*narrows eyes, and makes notes in book*

Yeah, but it's video plagarism to take them that way.

Whats your point?

Well nobody would've known! They will now though

Jen Talley

Cass great job with the new thread! I love the banners and the fan art. Oh, and the Thank you to all Sarkneys who participated in the story. We could not have 'Sarkney-fied that bitch up' if it wasn't for you Feel proud, my friends, you've earned it. I am off to "Sarkney-fy" the new 250 word story. Seriously, I think we should start our own Sarkney 250 word story. Then we could use words like Moob and not offend anyone

Jen

Cecilia

Muahahahaa. But thats 6 in the morning, so you've still got the chance to

I think maybe I should kick out now. I'm bordering on vampire territory again... And we all know how weird I get when *that* happens.

Is it your computer or your friends?

Mmkay,

a) I'm still in Germany, luv. And I'm not going back to the states till after the Alias Con in July.

b) I don't have 'my' computer anymore. My mother took it when she abandoned me. All I have now is this ghetto laptop that weighs like eight pounds and boasts nothing but a couple word processing programs and a screen that goes negative when it's been on for too long.

So, yeah, I'm on my friend's computer. And, yeah, I get snarky when I don't sleep. But you're used to that, right?

Oh well, you could just cut the clips and delete the rest.

Yeah, that's what I'll probably have to do...

*narrows eyes, and makes notes in book*

*distracts Natalie with a cupcake while trying to sneak a look at her notebook*

What's your point? Well nobody would've known! They will now though

Har. No really, I wouldn't do that. I know how much work goes into editing vids... And anyway, most vid makers can sniff out their own clips from a mile away. Somehow... Someway... They'd *know*.

Night kids.

Ceci

Pavlov's Belle

I love the banners and the fan art.

Thanks Jen

Oh, and the Thank you to all Sarkneys who participated in the story. We could not have 'Sarkney-fied that bitch up' if it wasn't for you Feel proud, my friends, you've earned it.

Thought you might like that


Night kids.

Night Ceci

Jen Talley

Night Ceci!

So did all of you check out the Sarkney thread on the Jennifer Garner thread? Someone posted a whole list of fan fics. I have read most of them, but still, it's more fan fic!

You guys, go read Temptation by Gaudy. If you have read it, she added to it. It has Danny in it. Here is an except, just to attract those who haven't read it.

Again this is Gaudy's. That is from the second part she posted.

Jen