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| Master Fan   Joined: Nov 2002
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| The Putiners Harem #17: Sark + Bottle = OTP   Yo, hoes! This is where yee come to worship he that goes by 'Sark'. Check yer weapons at the door! (And ten brownie points to anyone who can explain why Ceci's talking like a pirate?) Ahem   The royal Mr. Putin's Harem girls list- Cecilia - Pavlov's Belle (Cass) - Sir Fireboard (Natalie) - X-6_494 - The True Cat (Zona) - rosweldreamr47 (Becca) - truth takes time - ~-Sarah-~ - Miss Muffet (Missy) - Ravens23 (Denise) - Kat Join the lurve? Official faction name explanation by fella harem girl, Ceci  "It first started when I came to the Alias Board, and more importantly the Sark Appreciation Thread, for the first time. The crazy girls here were trying to think up first name for Sark. We were all much amused by Victor Garber's suggestion of 'Steve', but with all our wacky theories over who, if anyone, Sark is related to... we decided the name should be Russian. Names like Ivan and Sergei were thrown round... but they just weren't right. That's when someone (for the life of me I can't remember who, so please, show yourself and accept your Golden Sark Statue) said his name should be Putin. The name's Sark, Putin Sark. So, that's where 'Putin' came from. Then we started talking about Sark's romantic interests on the show. I made some comment about how I should audition to play Sark's girlfriend, and then someone else said they'd be happy to fill that role as well, and yet another person wanted to vie for this position, and so on. Eventually it seemed like Sark would have his choice of about a half dozen different ladies next season. And then I figured, Well, why should we fight over him? Can't we all just get along? And that's how I came to suggest that we were something like a harem. Affirmative reactions around the thread led me to take it a step further and name the harem. His Holiness, Maharajah Putin Sark's Royal Harem. Afterall, we couldn't just be 'Sark's Harem', could we? That would just be silly. So then someone (can't remember who again, help me! I only keep track of the things *I* do) started to compile a list of all the harem girls and bizarre little descriptions of them that make no sense. It's a glorious thing indeed. And lastly I made banners. Because I'm sad, addicted to fanart, and decided to try and make something that wasn't composed of 98% all beef James Marsters man meat. And that's basically it. Steph made the opening post and whipped up the nifty thread title, and here we are. " The Official Pimpin' Poster of Putin 'P.Putty' Sark the Pimp.   Part of DavidAnders.org with lots of pretty pictures of him. The Official Putiners Harem Music Vid:'Karaoke Soul'. Music by Tom McRae. Vid by Joanna. You can find this jaw-droppingly fantastic vid and several other's at Jo's site: This and That Videos What's In A Name? (Our former list of possible first names for the enigmatic Mr. Sark, who we now know is named Julian)_Putin _Sergei _Ivan _Ian (this one was actually correct, as it is a contraction of 'Julian' and there was a cut scene in The Nemisis where Allison refers to Sark as 'Ian') _Nigel _Timothy _Alexei _Nikolai _Christian _David _Steve ( )_Aidan --- Names suggested by: The Harem; The Writers of Alias via David Anders; Victor Garber; and Ceci's freaky subconscious Previous Thread Titles: The Putiners Harem #11: Eat Your Heart Out, James Bond... Martinis Suck. The Putiners Harem #12 - Two guns are better then one *wink*wink* The Putiners Harem #13: We'll attend to him while he's in jail! The Putiners Harem #14: Sark... Julian... Travis... He'll always be Putin to us. The Putiners Harem #15: We know our David from Head to Crotch. The Putiners Harem #16: Sark on a bike, and we're all fighting for the bitch pad.  Definitions by Ceci. Hoojee Boojee Main Entry: hoo?jee boo?jee Pronunciation: 'who-gEE; 'boo-gEE Function: interjection Etymology: From Latin hui!-, interjection meaning`` oh! Date: circa 2003 : expression with multiple interpretations. 1 : hello // greetings 2 : goodbye // farewell 3 : that's great // fantastic < of, or relating to 'congratulations' 4 : that sucks // bummer < of, or relating to 'condolences' 5 : I love you < expression of affection 6 : **** off // drop dead // get bent < expression of; command tempered by- loathing synonym see ALOHA Bottle Envy Main Entry: bot?tle en?vy Pronunciation: 'b䟴&l; 'en-vE Function: noun Etymology: Middle English botel, from Middle French bouteille, from Medieval Latin butticula, diminutive of Late Latin buttis cask // Middle English envie, from Old French, from Latin invidia, from invidus envious, from invidEre to look askance at, envy, from in- + vidEre to see ?more at WIT Date: 'bottle'- 14th century // 'envy'- 13th century // Expression in full- 21st century 1 : painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by an inanimate object (ex- glass wine bottle) joined with a desire to possess the same advantage ADD- outbreak of such fevered longing occurred post- Alias television event. Dated 10.28.2003. Titled - 'Repercussions'. Irony of episode title noted. Reoccurence dated 23.02.2005. Titled 'Echoes'. Example given below:  ~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~``~`` Official Opening Post for The Harem composed and complied by STEPH & CECILIA 'Harem List' credit goes to Em; 'Putin' credit belongs to Steph; and all artwork was made by Ceci.  __________________ HRG: I only wanted to protect my family. Last edited by Sir Fireboard : 04-12-2005 at 03:59 AM. | |||
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| Passionate Fan  Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,282
| Yay!!! Im the first poster! Can some one put my actual name in the opening post __________________ Un Chat Sera Toujours Un Chat Even Lucifer retained his beauty after his fall. Julian Sark | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,282
| I know I know but thnk you and Kisses __________________ Un Chat Sera Toujours Un Chat Even Lucifer retained his beauty after his fall. Julian Sark | |||
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| Obsessed Fan  Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,831
| Cass.... HA!! Bottle Bottle Bottle!! Heh. __________________ | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,282
| she's just being stupid __________________ Un Chat Sera Toujours Un Chat Even Lucifer retained his beauty after his fall. Julian Sark | |||
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| Obsessed Fan Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,831
| NOOOOOOOOO! Nuh-uh! This proves it!! I am not stupid  __________________ | |||
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| Obsessed Fan Joined: Mar 2005
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| See? Nat agrees with me. __________________ | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,282
| OMG I can't believe we don't have a list of past threads.... Im of to try and find them all, or most of them at least __________________ Un Chat Sera Toujours Un Chat Even Lucifer retained his beauty after his fall. Julian Sark | |||
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| Obsessed Fan Joined: Mar 2005
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| Master Fan Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 17,794
| Heeey, don't look at me! I didn't get into Putin threads until late in the game. I only hung out at the Sarkney thread because this one used to be full of crazy people. Well, crazy people I wasn't familiar with  Most of the other guys have been here longer than me.__________________ HRG: I only wanted to protect my family. | |||
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| Passionate Fan Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,282
| Ceci used to start all of these, I miss her  __________________ Un Chat Sera Toujours Un Chat Even Lucifer retained his beauty after his fall. Julian Sark | |||
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