Cecilia

Yo, hoes! This is where yee come to worship he that goes by 'Sark'. Check yer weapons at the door!
(And ten brownie points to anyone who can explain why Ceci's talking like a pirate?) Ahem. [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The royal Mr. Putin's Harem girls list
- Asian babe who kicks ass (Ash)
- Aussie Asian babe with many hidden talents (Em)
- Srawny white girl (Becca)
- American girl with British accent (Ceci)
- White chick who can do different accents (Angel)
- Canadian girl with curly brown hair (Steph)
- Crazy Canuck with devils in her eyes (Karen)
- Crazed Canuck on the Loose (Sarah)
- Crazy girl who can't think of a description (Shelly)
- TBA description (Redrac)
- Brit chick with Sark's accent (Vass)
- Blonde with a gun (Cat)
- Blonde Aussie chick (Kristy)
- The future Mrs. Hunnam (Mia)
- A surprisingly normal product of homeschooling (Hannah)
-A Vegas girl worth the gamble (Denise)

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[img]smilies/star.gif[/img] Official faction name explanation by fella harem girl, Ceci [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

"It first started when I came to the Alias Board, and more importantly the Sark Appreciation Thread, for the first time.
The crazy girls here were trying to think up a first name for Sark. We were all much amused by Victor Garber's suggestion of 'Steve', but with all our wacky theories over who, if anyone, Sark is related to... we decided the name should be Russian.
Names like Ivan and Sergei were thrown around... but they just weren't right. That's when someone (for the life of me I can't remember who, so please, show yourself and accept your Golden Sark Statue) said his name should be Putin.
The name's Sark, Putin Sark.
So, that's where 'Putin' came from.
And then we started talking about Sark's romantic interests on the show. I made some comment about how I should audition to play Sark's girlfriend, and then someone else said they'd be happy to fill that role as well, and yet another person wanted to vie for this position, and so on.
Eventually it seemed like Sark would have his choice of about a half dozen different ladies next season. And then I figured, Well, why should we fight over him? Can't we all just get along? And that's how I came to suggest that we were something like a harem.
Affirmative reactions around the thread led me to take it a step further and name the harem.
His Holiness, Maharajah Putin Sark's Royal Harem
Afterall, we couldn't just be 'Sark's Harem', could we? That would just be silly.
So then someone (can't remember who again, help me! I only keep track of the things *I* do) started to compile a list of all the harem girls and bizarre little descriptions of them that make no sense. It's a glorious thing indeed.
And lastly I made banners. Because I'm sad, addicted to fanart, and decided to try and make something that wasn't composed of 98% all beef james marsters man meat.
And that's basically it.
Steph made the opening post and whipped up the nifty thread title, and here we are. "


[img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Official Pimpin' Poster of Putin 'P.Putty' Sark the Pimp.



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Sing Me A Sark Song:

'God Be With You' by Dolores O'Riordan
Mp3 Lyrics Ceci-Fanart1 Ceci-Fanart2 Ceci-Fanart3 Blue-Fanart1 Angel-Fanart1
'How Soon Is Now' by The Smiths; t.A.T.u.
Mp3 Lyrics Ceci-Fanart1 Ceci-Fanart2 Ceci-Fanart3 Ceci-Fanart4 Ceci-Fanart5 Ceci-Fanart6 Ceci-Fanart7
'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who; Limp Bizkit
Link to Mp3 page Lyrics
'My December' by Linkin Park
Link to Mp3 page Lyrics Ceci-Fanart1

[img]smilies/star.gif[/img] The Official Putiners Harem Music Vid:

'Karaoke Soul'. Music by Tom McRae. Vid by Joanna.
You can find this jaw-droppingly fantastic vid and several other's at Jo's site: This and That Videos

[img]smilies/star.gif[/img] What's In A Name? (Our former list of possible first names for the enigmatic Mr. Sark, who we now know is named Julian)

_Putin
_Sergei
_Ivan
_Ian (this one was actually correct, as it is a contraction of 'Julian' and there was a cut scene in The Nemisis where Allison refers to Sark as 'Ian')
_Nigel
_Timothy
_Alexei
_Nikolai
_Christian
_David
_Steve ( [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] )
_Aidan

--- Names suggested by: The Harem; The Writers of Alias via David Anders; Victor Garber; and Ceci's freaky subconscious. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]



Definitions by Ceci.

Hoojee Boojee
Main Entry: hoo?jee boo?jee
Pronunciation: 'who-gEE; 'boo-gEE
Function: interjection
Etymology: From Latin hui!-, interjection meaning`` oh!
Date: circa 2003
: expression with multiple interpretations.
1 : hello // greetings
2 : goodbye // farewell
3 : that's great // fantastic < of, or relating to 'congratulations'
4 : that sucks // bummer < of, or relating to 'condolences'
5 : I love you < expression of affection
6 : fcuk off // drop dead // get bent < expression of; command tempered by- loathing
synonym see ALOHA

Bottle Envy
Main Entry: bot?tle en?vy
Pronunciation: 'b䟴&l; 'en-vE
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English botel, from Middle French bouteille, from Medieval Latin butticula, diminutive of Late Latin buttis cask // Middle English envie, from Old French, from Latin invidia, from invidus envious, from invidEre to look askance at, envy, from in- + vidEre to see ?more at WIT
Date: 'bottle'- 14th century // 'envy'- 13th century // Expression in full- 21st century
1 : painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by an inanimate object (ex- glass wine bottle) joined with a desire to possess the same advantage
ADD- outbreak of such fevered longing occurred post- Alias television event. Dated 10.28.2003. Titled- 'Repercussions'.
Irony of episode title noted.


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Official Opening Post for The Harem composed and complied by STEPH [img]smilies/hp_hermione.gif[/img] and CECILIA [img]smilies/70s_donna.gif[/img]

'Harem List' credit goes to Em; 'Putin' credit belongs to Steph; and all artwork was made by Ceci.

Sir Fireboard

Yay! New Sark thread!

*bounces around*

Pavlov's Belle

New Thread

Should we update the Putiner's list? Can I be added?

destroyer of worlds

Whoop, new thread!

Sir Fireboard

Crap. I keep thinking it's Friday here, which would make it Thursday in the US, but it's only Thursday here I was sitting waiting for CSI to come on BitTorrent, and then I realised it's only Wednesday in the US Dammit

Pavlov's Belle

Oh, Nat. So silly sometimes. But we keep you around because ... uh .. Hey! Look, it's David! *runs away*

Sir Fireboard

Hey! I'm the only one who joined your club for the pathetic, so maybe you could cut me some slack, huh?

~Mia~

YAY! New thread! And... I love the title!

Btw... can I be added to The royal Mr. Putin's Harem girls list?

Crazy Gurl

Listening to But Julian, I'm a little older than you makes me think of Sark..The lyrics don't fit, some do, some don't, but the name of it totally fits Sarkney.

1-800, he's so fine

Can I please be added as well?

destroyer of worlds

Nat eeeee, love your avie!!! Piper rocks. And I jept forgetting to say I loved your Paige one rules too.

Heh I didn't even know there was a song with that title. That is so cool! acts all fabid fangirl like

Some DA pics from the S3 blooper party :



David before seeing Jen



And look at his happy face after.

Cecilia

I added my darlings, Mia and Kristy to the opening post.

And I'm thinking of maybe making some new Harem art... What do you guys think?

Ceci

Pavlov's Belle

The harem can never have enough art

Cecilia

I promise I'll make some soon, but I just made this instead:



I've been pumping out Lark art like crazy lately...

Ceci

Sir Fireboard

Eww.....

Thanks I used pics from the credits because they have pretty colours and I haven't figured out how to do that yet. I cheated

Pavlov's Belle

Thanks I used pics from the credits because they have pretty colours and I haven't figured out how to do that yet. I cheated

Heh. Cheater It's called gradient. I used to do those but now I stick to faded out colors. Gradients are fun and all but ... I'm getting kind of sick of them.