[- Jen -]

PLEASE DONT POST DIRECT SPOILERS FROM ANY SEASON 3 EPISODE- some people do not want to be spoiled for any of the episodes



OFFICIAL THREAD PICTURE




THE CHANNEL 7 MONKEYS



With the possibility of a convention: Vote Here and Here.

THE AUSSIE FANS just post your details to be added


-Jen- (aka Aussie Angel, aka AA, aka Thread Magic Woman (Tm Sage) )

Sage (aka Kez)

Aussie Gal (aka AG.)

Riss (aka Nikki)

SweetAngel86 (aka Paula)

Muldz (aka pimpdaddy)

p&j =true luv (aka Kylie)

Ellie

eM_au (aka Em)

Jira Moon (aka Julianne)

Zira

roxygurl (aka Roxy)

Intel

jengarnerfan (aka Jesse)

~*coconut ice*~ (aka Tina)

sidera

chikee

foreva_99 (aka Bel)

Slay me Buffy

Crazy Gurl

Shell_belle

pleadinginsanity (aka Alli)

Javiebot (aka Tanya)

The True Cat

100%_Tara_Fan (aka Johnny)

Messed up Girl

Roswell's 5th Czech

Can't Behr 2 B Without Josh (aka Kimberley)

Norz aka Naureen

Redfire aka Vanessa


OUR OATH: By Nik

Gutter gutter gutter,
Oh how we love thee,
Spending time talking dirty,
But only ever about Varty,
Gutter gutter gutter,
Oh how we worship thee.

OUR SONG: dont even ask how we (Jen and Kez) came up with this [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Mr VAR-tan

Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
VAR-tan, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream.

Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
VAR-tan, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. VAR-tan, bring me a dream.

Mr. VAR-tan (Yes?) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr VAR-tan, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr VAR-tan, bring us, please, please, please
Mr VAR-tan, bring us a dream.

THE AUSSIE DICTIONARY idea blatantly stolen from the Gilmore Girls thread

Boobie pic: Jen showing us some [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] see picture

Brittany the post count cheerleader: Brittany is our bimbo cheerleader, who cheers us on to bring up our post count see Brittany

Don Burke: tv personality, likes to shovel manure (see picture below) and bribe ozTam for good ratings see picture

Hot Spydaddy: pretty self explanatory, our very own spydaddy Victor Garber, looking, well.. hot [img]smilies/drool.gif[/img] see picture

lusty white shirt pic: picture of varty looking as spunky as ever..see picture

Pimp: a word to describe the promotion of something eg: we need to pimp Alias

Play Pics: pictures showing Varty worn out from playing with us girls too much see picture

Slashy love pic: a pic showing the [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] between 2 males see example here

Smokin' pics: a pic showing the smoking hotness between two males playin with their balls see example here

Varty Party: a time of celebration where a series of varty pics are posted


THE KVB 10 COMMANDMENTS




When is Alias Airing ??

Currently episodes are airing on Mondays at 8:30 on Channel 7

When will Alias DVD's be released ??

The Alias Season One DVD's have been released are on sale now at stores like Ezy-dvd.com.au, HMV, Big W (I think), Sanity.

We're just waiting on news of the release of Season 2 Dvd's.

Where can i get some cool picture of all those hunky people on Alias ??

well, the best place to go is Alias-Media if you want Jennifer Garner pics try jen-garner.net Another great site is The Vartan Ho's

SOME FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What is the KVB ??

The KVB is a cult type group started by Jen, Sage and Nikki, it stands for the Kinky Varty Buddies

Can I join the KVB

Absolutely, all that is required is the worshipping of Varty, and please abide by our 10 commandments.

Just who is Pablo Pacino? And why the heck is he in all your thread titles?

Ok, we'll try to explain this without sounding like total perverts, dont think thats gonna work though. Aaaanyway, so Jen and Sage were discussing possible ways we could see more of Varty naked. They finally came up with the idea that he needs to be in a film where he's naked for the entire time. Then they came up with a storyline, which we wont get into, but it turned into a porno and basically involves a mob boss who owns a hockey team, is a real badass, and whose name is Pablo Pacino (Jen came up with the name). They were cracking up over the name for hours so decided to use it at every opportunity. Anyway, we love Pablo so much now, that we decided to use his name in movie titles and use it as our thread titles. He is the pimp master of this thread.

Who is Ben?

Ben is the name Jen and Sage came up with to describe FF. They see FF as temperamental like a man and especially like the guy Ben from Big Brother 3.

Are you guys officially insane

Yes, yes we are.

[ 02-16-2004: Message edited - Jen - ]

[-Kelly-]

Originally posted by - Jen -: <STRONG>both, photobucket is really good for both, and it allows up to 100MB worth of storage.. and we need a new thread [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]</STRONG>

100MB [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] you may have to pay a site for that [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]

Thanks for the new thread [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] even thou...I'm not a fan of the show ::runs:: *lol*

[- Jen -]

you get the 100 MB when you sign up for free, so i just use it to store pictures so i can them link to them from the boards, makes life a hell of a lot easier, and doesnt use up the bandwidth of websites

[Kyls]

[img]smilies/wave.gif[/img]

I'm using Walagata at the moment for my pic uploading [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Not sure how much space you get [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

*checks*...1MB I think [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

[- Jen -]

teeheee...sexy sloane [img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img]

[Kyls]

[img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img] my fave Alias pic of course [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

eh...I'm still having probs with my animated smilies... this is my new one but I can't erase it's arms for the last few frames...argg:

[- Jen -]

i suck at editing smilies, but i gave it a go, it looks kinda strange though [img]smilies/look.gif[/img]



eh, it looked better in imageready [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

[ 01-30-2004: Message edited - Jen - ]

[Kyls]

[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] thanks anyway [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

So you can erase it in imageready? [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] I've tried but it won't let me do it [img]smilies/headslap.gif[/img]

[- Jen -]

you can, you just have to make sure that the layer you want to erase is selected in both the animation pallette in the bottom left hand corner and the layers palette in the bottom right hand corner...

and hopefully that makes sense [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

[Kyls]

ooo thankyou Jen [img]smilies/hug.gif[/img]

testing...

[- Jen -]

heh, its such a cute smilie [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

and its a fitting reaction to the sloane pic too [img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img]

[Kyls]

Originally posted by - Jen -: heh, its such a cute smilie [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] and its a fitting reaction to the sloane pic too [img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] just what I was thinking [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] or nekkid sloane

[- Jen -]

nekkid sloane [img]smilies/eyebrows.gif[/img]



grrr, i cant find the pic i am after [img]smilies/hammer_head.gif[/img]

[Kyls]

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Yeah, its always the way [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

[- Jen -]

dont worry, i dont have any more nekkid sloane pics...

[img]smilies/hammer_head.gif[/img] so.damn.frustrating.