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Old 08-03-2004, 05:00 PM
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Lando's Humour Thread #2: A meld beyond challenge

Hi people! Kill me about the title some other time. It's time to save this thread and start posting fun things with all our humour.

For those who don't know:

This is a game thread where you can do two things.

Things that Orli characters would never say

Post funnies to pictures

That's our mission! Now...go ahead and make us all crack in to giggles!! That's an order! :evil_grin:


Last thread

Jack: Curse or no curse. I'm up for some action with some bones!
Will: Ehh, you know they're dead right? Or no-dead if you can say that to!
Jack: So?
Will: The girl you checked out is one of them!
Jack: So?
Will: She's a bad guy!
Jack: Bad girl!
Will: huh?
Jack: You said bad guy, she's a girl!
Will: oh for the love of...
Jack: ...cursed ones?
Will: I give up! Go and get yourself killed then! I don't care!
Jack: Not killed. Cursed! I'm gonna get myself cursed!
Will: *mutters* And all this for a girl....
Jack: Shut up mr-I-have-to-save-a-girl-I've-never-even-expressed-my-love-for! [/B]
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CARTER: I thought you set the timer.
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Old 08-04-2004, 12:25 AM
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Agh, you're right. So, in the spirit (which means you all have to laugh even though it's not funny 'cause you're doing it "in the spirit")...



Alternate tagline:

The Calcium Kid: He doesn't just beat his opponents, sometimes there's also a bit spanking involved.

Somebody do better!
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:12 AM
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That was funny! The Calcium Kid strikes again!
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Old 08-04-2004, 05:23 AM
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Shank youf, shank youf.
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Old 08-04-2004, 11:07 AM
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Your tag line is much better than the original one!
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Old 08-05-2004, 09:54 PM
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Orlando: What the...? They're laughing at that?!



Orlando: And they're laughing too? Do I not deserve some sort of respect in this bloody board?
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Old 08-08-2004, 10:50 AM
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Giving the same pics a try...


"Oh no, I am so getting creamed. There he goes taking off his cape, his giant belt... his giant shirt... his giant helmet... his... his..."


"Egad!"


Ack. Getting rusty.
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Old 08-09-2004, 07:13 PM
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Papa? What are you doing here?


"I'm here to watch you fight my son! Make me proud!"


*gulp*


*screams to the other boxer* "Hey you Mordor filth! My son can take you down anytime!!

:_:_:
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Old 08-10-2004, 09:40 AM
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An instant classic!
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:47 AM
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Thank you...*bows*
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:23 PM
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Lorency That was brilliant!

The thing that gets me about The Calcium Kid poster is the 'He Creams them' bit...

... Am I the only one who finds this rude?!?
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Old 08-13-2004, 02:39 AM
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Mummy, you find everything rude.
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Princess Bing
Mummy, you find everything rude.
I can't help it dear. I got it from your Grandmother...

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Old 08-15-2004, 05:26 PM
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The father/son one is so funny. The serious looking Legolas always makes me laugh!
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