Orlando Bloom - How to Screw Morality Part III: Do not cower when faced with Doom.

Amaria · 07-01-2006, 06:45 AM

One is man, one is elf. One is Danish, the other eats scones. One photographs, while the other...photographs well. They live on opposite ends of the globe, with man, woman, child, church, government, fandom, Tolkien inbetween, a formidable Great Wall of Epic Length and Composition. Yet somehow, they persist. They abolish every barrier, annihilate every doubt hurled their way with simple grace – just a headbutt here, and a subtle tribute there, and a whisper of that elusive L-word – each action alone enough to unabashedly proclaim: “Screw you world! Screw you differences! Screw you Tolkien! And SCREW MORALITY!”

Ahem. Sorry about that. Got carried away…as you may have figured out yourself. But there we are. Welcome to the Lando/Viggo and Legolas/Aragorn Appreciation thread. Everyone here is quite a bit saner than that intro would suggest, I promise. So stick around. Go nuts.

banner courtesy of spikearrin. please do not take.

Screwers:
0: Xandy
1: Pyro
2: Karmy
3: Mary
4: Ammy
4.4: Anni
5. Nymphy
6: Megsy
7: Shazzy
8: Spiky
11: Reny
12: Shnicky
13: Valy
14: Kristy
16: Sami
18: Landailyny
22: Shazzy v.2.0
23: Lully
26: Jessy
69: Eri

NOTE: Everyones names have been slightly altered by Ammy to fit the rhyme scheme of either Lando/Viggo or Leggy/Gorny.

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Tributes/Offerings/Blood Sacrifices/First Borns/Et cetera:

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WE ARE IN DIRE NEED OF SUCH THINGS. HAS ANYONE HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER?

Exhibits A-F:

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Exhibits G-Z:

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IF ANYONE HAS THE PHOTO THAT BELONGS HERE AND WOULD LIKE TO SEND IT TO AMARIA, THE WORLD WOULD BE MUCH OBLIGED
The words above Lando's head read: "My prince"

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What was it like spending so much time with Viggo Mortensen?
Viggo was like a mentor for me, without anything being spoken. I used to sit next to him on the make-up bus, and find myself just staring at him while he was having his make-up done and drawing in his book or writing his notes. I would find myself fascinated.
-Lando

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The Morality Screwer Official Song:
by Karmy

Lando and Viggo
Leggy and Gorny
are so so so
very horny! (for each other!)

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To Join We Elite, We Enlightened, We Truly Emosewa:
please complete the following

Part the First: The Quiz
a) Is there anyone for Lando other than Viggo?
b) Is there anyone for Viggo other than Lando?
c) Name one line from LoTR (movie or book) that shows the deep neverending affection Leggy and Gorny have for one another.
d) Name one incident that shows the deep neverending affection Lando and Viggo have for one another.

Part the Second: Contribution to the Thread
Contribute one of the following:
-Morality Screwer related Poetry, original or quoted
-Morality Screwer related Art, original or borrowed
-Morality Screwer reasons for supporting this blasted cause (ie. Because they loooooove each other)

Don’t have too much fun.

Ah yes. And for good measure:

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: I’D LIKE TO HAVE A MORE COMPREHENSIVE COLLECTION OF LANDO/VIGGO…MEMORABILIA, SO TO SPEAK, FOR THE OPENING POST. SO IF ANYONE HAS GOT QUOTATIONS, PHOTOS, WALLPAPERS AND OTHER SHIP RELATED BITS IN THEIR COMPUTERS ALL LONELY AND STORED, DO IT A FAVOUR, SEND IT MY WAY SO I MAY SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD. WE MUST NOT COWER IN THE FACE OF DOOM FOLKS! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

**HappySquared** · 07-01-2006, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Amaria

Aw, bugger! I'm so sorry Shnick! I knew I should have checked the thread again before starting the new one! I'm an idiot, forgive me?

Hope you guys like the new intro though. I spent a sleepless night putting that sucker together.

Aw it's all right. I'm actually on the loop on how to revise the old opening posts without the pictures and stuff. I love the new banner and the opening post looks soooo..... errrmmm... shall I say, insane!

Love it!

ETA: I think my sister Ryll asked to be added. Although she hasn't done the initial rites yet.

Amaria · 07-01-2006, 11:06 AM

Shall we let her through without them? Wouldn't be fair I think, we all suffered well enough.

**HappySquared** · 07-01-2006, 03:09 PM

She should do the hazing, too.

**Crystaline** · 07-01-2006, 10:58 PM

Ah, new thread.

trash addict · 07-02-2006, 01:21 AM

Whee! Loving the banner. And the intro post, fantastic.

*humps thread*

Amaria · 07-03-2006, 06:37 PM

I'm glad you guys like the banner cause I spent a sleepless night learning photoshop to do that. It's sad, I know.

What can I say? When my ship is in danger, I paddle.

I only wish I had more of Viggo's photos of Lando though.

trash addict · 07-04-2006, 12:24 AM

Hey, your ship isn't in danger. I mean, Doom don't seem to have earned a thread yet.

Amaria · 07-04-2006, 12:28 AM

Oh when Johnny bleedin' Depp is trying to steal half of my ship with stolen french kisses, I'd say there's a fair amount of danger.

trash addict · 07-04-2006, 01:01 AM

Something tells me Orlando has a lotta love to share.

Amaria · 07-04-2006, 01:11 AM

Yes. But he should share it ALL with Viggo!

**Crystaline** · 07-04-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by spikearrin

Yes. But he should share it ALL with Viggo!

Ditto. The loving shoulder nips and smacking cheek kisses should only be reserved for Viggo. I'm sure he's not pleased wherever he is.

**HappySquared** · 07-04-2006, 10:59 PM

Doom is already doomed ot end, don't bother much Am.

I was actually mroe worried with Bana before.

Vague_Disclaimer · 07-05-2006, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by trash addict

Hey, your ship isn't in danger. I mean, Doom don't seem to have earned a thread yet.

Was that a hint for me to start a thread?
Just look at how cute they are

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I was actually mroe worried with Bana before.

Ah the BanaBloom, Maybe they should get their own thread too?

I'm sorry everyone and here is some Viggorli to make up for all the Doom and BanaBloom.

trash addict · 07-05-2006, 12:49 AM

Well, let's just say Carm, if you open it, I won't be the one to close it