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Welcome to the PaceyღJoey Banter Survivor Game Please vote for your Least favorite banter moment, and the one with the most votes will be voted off each round until there is a winner. Round 1 #1)-1x01-Pilot  Pacey: What was that all about? Dawson: Come on, i thought we'd established that before when she's on the dock, it's not scary. Joey: You did it again, you grabbed my ass! Pacey: Like you even have one. Dawson: Guys, we are way behind schedule. We've got two weeks, i'm not going to make the festival. Joey: I'm not playing the victim! Dawson: Hello, some cooperation! Pacey: Hey, it's Meryl Streep's fault, okay? I'm doing the best i can. Joey: Bite me. #2)-1x02-Dance (aka Dirty Dancing)  Pacey: Joey, you die so well. Dawson, can we get another one of those? 'Cause i so love that image. Dawson: No, we're behind schedule. Moving on. Joey: (Sarcastic head tilt) #3)-1x02-Dance (aka Dirty Dancing)  Joey: And, uh, what are you up to this evening? Pacey: Well, it just so happens that the woman of my dreams is going to be at the school dance tonight. And i plan on attending. Joey: (Sarcastically) Lucky her. #4)-1x03-Kiss (aka A Prelude to a Kiss)  Pacey: Actually, something a little sexy would be good. I got a maybe-kinda-sorta date this evening. Joey: Mmm, and who's the lucky farm animal tonight? Pacey: Uh, what's that-what makes a woman horny? Joey: Mmm, your polar opposite. ... Joey: I've never seen him before. He's probably just some rich kid that just stepped off his mommy and daddy's yacht or something. Pacey: Could it be? Joey is finally noticing the opposite sex! Joey: Shut up. Pacey: Uh, excuse me, young man! This woman here thinks your very attractive! Joey: You butt plug! Pacey: Forget it, Joey. Guys off yachts don't go for waitresses. Joey: I'm going to kill you. One night in your sleep. A slit throat, maybe, or a screwdriver to your temple. Be ready. #5)-1x04-Discovery (aka Carnal Knowledge)  Pacey: Uh Dawson, hey, i think uh-i think i should get to take a look at that tape. Dawson: Sure, we'll arrange a private screening for you. Joey: Yeah, so you you can flog the bishop in privacy. Pacey: You know, that's really clever how you turn all that sexual repression into humor. ... Pacey: Dawson, don't forget, i want to see that tape. Joey: Pervert. Pacey: Prude. #6)-1x08-Boyfriend (aka Escape From New York)  Pacey: Hey Jo. Joey: Oh, thank you satan, for completing this night of horrors by sending one your desciples to finish me off. Pacey: Uh, what are you doing tonight? Forget i said that, but i was just out looking for a date, and since i couldn't find one, i thought of you. Joey: (Sarcastically) Oh. #7)-1x08-Boyfriend (aka Escape From New York)  Pacey: See, what did i tell you, is this a great party, or what? Joey: Oh yeah, time of my life. I'm ready for the group hug whenever you are. Pacey: Ooh, Melissa at one o'clock. Girl of my dreams, right there. How do i look? Joey: Like a before picture in an ad for geek remover. Pacey: Easy, doll, jealousy is not going to get you anywhere. #8)-1x10-Double Date (aka Modern Romance)  Joey: Him? Pacey: Her? Dr. Rand, i'd like to lodge a formal protest. You never told me i was going to work with a repressed control freak. Joey: Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent upon some remedial under-acheiver. #9)-1x10-Double Date (aka Modern Romance)  Pacey: You know, it's amazing, personality like yours and you can't get any dates. Joey: Even more amazing, personality like yours and you can. #10)-1x10-Double Date (aka Modern Romance)  Pacey: And no peaking! Joey: Oh yeah, seeing you in your birthday suit is really my idea of a thrill. Pacey: You know, a lot of people would consider you a very lucky woman. Joey: And many people would consider you a very deluded man. #11)-1x11-The Scare (aka Friday the 13th)  Joey: You know, Pacey, you really do have horrible taste in women. Pacey: And coming from you, that really hurts. #12)-3x01-Like A Virgin  Joey: What are you doing here? Pacey: Well its just the darndest thing, i got into Dawson's rowboat and it magically drifted toward your dock. Joey: Yeah, well drift any closer and i'll kill you. Pacey: You know, i almost believed that. #13)-3x02-Homecoming  Pacey: We should make Capeside around 10, so place your station requests now. Joey: Alternative. Pacey: Classic Rock it is. #14)-3x03-None of the Above  Pacey: I thought if i'd earned anyone's respect, it was Dawson's. I mean, if the guy that knows you better than anybody on earth thinks you're a loser, than maybe... Joey: Then maybe you are one? Come on. I mean, i thought you were a loser for years, but you never believed me. ... Pacey: Okay, so tell me honestly. Does it look that bad? Joey: On your face any reconstructive surgery whatsoever, is a definite improvement. #15)-3x04-Home Movies  Joey: Well, fine. If you won't tell me, then i'm not going anywhere. Pacey: Oh little Jo, you're so cute! But friend to friend, honestly, you should check into more of those 'feigning disinterest' classes. Joey: Oh thanks, but trust me Pacey, i couldn't care less. ... Pacey: Six seconds?! Six, i mean come on, have you no pride? I thought you'd last at least eight. Joey: I loathe you! #16)-3x04-Home Movies  Pacey: God. You know, did you ever stop to think about how much hormonally charged energy you waste on these quick quips and the biting banter? Your life would be considerably more productive if you would just take some more, uh...ugh, what is that? Some more, uh, action! If you took more action. Joey: Oh, like voluntary man slaughter? Pacey: Well how 'bout sticking out your thumb, huh? Joey: Oh yeah? And what else? Maybe hike up my skirt, pout my lips, strike some sexy pose for a horn-dog trucker? Stick out your own thumb, you sexist toad. #17)-3x04-Home Movies  Pacey: Well coming from a just-minded soul such as yourself, i'm sure your punishment will be nothing but fair, sir. Joey: Oh thank you, Eddie Haskell. Pacey: Where is your school spirit, Josephine? Joey: I think i left it cowering in the bushes. Pacey: Now that is a gross misconception, i hurled myself upon the flames of responsibility! Joey: I hope a deer tick crawled in your ear and laid eggs. #18)-3x09-Four to Tango  Pacey: I think you should probably tell me what i'm doing here before the other nine suffer the same fate. Joey: Oh, you expect me to believe you actually have control over those lead feet of yours? Ow! Pacey! Pacey: I'm sorry. ... Penny: What did i say about ribcages touching? And refresh our memory, who's leading here? Pacey: I'm trying, but Janet Reno here doesn't exactly make it easy on a fella, you know what i'm saying? Joey: Like you even know how, Pacey. Penny: (Pointing to Pacey) You lead. Pacey: We'll just give it the old college try, shall we? Joey: Don't get to close. Ow! #19)-3x14-Valentine's Day Massacre  Joey: And as much as the idea of watching the two of you make fools of yourself is appealing to me, i'm going to have to pass on the whole party thing, and make it a Blockbuster night. Pacey: You know that sounds like a great idea, Jo. Who are you going to get to drive ya? #20)-3x15-Crime & Punishment  Joey: Be honest. The only reason you've been hanging out with me, is simply because Dawson told you to? Pacey: Yep, that's the only reason. Joey: Hmm, you need to get a life. #21)-3x19-Stolen Kisses  Joey: Fine. But if i so much as feel anything- Pacey: Jo, get in bed. And while you're at it, get over yourself. ... Joey: Pacey, get your butt away from me! Pacey: My butt wants nothing to do with your butt, okay? #22)-4x01-Coming Home  Joey: You know what continually amazes me, Pace. Pacey: What's that? Joey: How long you've lasted without being thrown off this boat. Pacey: Well finally, that's something we can both agree upon. #23)-4x02-Failing Down  Joey: Aw, don't worry sweetie. They probably just want to extend a hand and let you know that they're there to help you fulfill your destiny as the worlds greatest gas station attendant. Pacey: Oh, that's cute. Joey: What, suddenly teasing's out of the question? Pacey: Oh no, tease away you little hussy. #24)-4x16-Mind Games  Joey: Well, i don't make breakfast for just anyone, Pace. I mean in the past year, i've made it for like, what? Two or 300 hundred strangers? ... Pacey: I know what this really is. You're trying to get rid of me. You had your way with me, my conversation has grown tiresome, and now you're giving me the boot. Joey: Go, i'm going to get in the showers. Pacey: Mmm, but only so long as you promise me you'll be wearing that when i come back. #25)-5x03-Capeside Revisited  Pacey: Yeah, i think i remember that. We dated once, right? Joey: Yeah, we did, didn't we?...But, you know, i've practically forgotten now that i've slept with half the football team. Pacey: Really, just half? I think that shows incredible restraint on your part. #26)-6x14-Clean and Sober  Joey: Oh, i forgot. You're still not over me. Pacey: Really? Joey: Oh, remember. Christmas dinner from hell? That was one of Audrey's enlightened comments. You're still not over me. That must suck. Pacey: Oh, it does. You have no idea the hardships i go through trying to maintain a friendship with a dream girl such as yourself. You have no idea. Joey: Gets lonely. Pacey: It does, i cry myself to sleep every night. But Jack and I cuddle, it eases the pain. He's very loving. #27)-6x15-Castaways  Joey: What, you got a hot date or something? Pacey: No, but a beautiful woman did just offer to have sex with me, no strings attached. Joey: You're so cute when you're delusional. #28)-6x17-Sex and Violence  Pacey: Well, i gotta spend my money on something. (Pause) Oh, that came out totally wrong. Because you are not-not just something that i would spend money on-its not like a possession-but i would-i would, and i do- Joey: Well why do you think i'm with you? ... Pacey: Okay, well...i think that's my cue. Joey: Okay. Pacey: I'm just gonna cut my losses. #29)-6x23-All Good Things...  Joey: Pacey, thank you so much for reopening this place. I did not know how much i missed it. Pacey: Cheers. Maybe if your daddy hadn't of burned it down in the first place, it'd still be yours. Joey: Oh, nice, Pacey, nice. Dawson: I couldn't write this stuff if i tried. Joey: How long has it been? Pacey: Not long enough, apparently. #30)-6x24-...Must Come To An End  Joey: Are you bringing us down? Because you know what, i have enough frequent flyer miles to get a non-stop out of here. Pacey: Really? I'd hate for you to do that. You know i would never bring you down, because i just want you to be happy. (Stick noodles in her shirt. She gasps and throws it at him while laughing.) What are you going to eat? That's your dinner. __________________
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Claire I love the survivor! So many brilliant PJo banter moments.
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Survivor looks great!
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Thanks!
 I worked a long time on it. So i'm glad you guys like it.I myself will go with #13 too. __________________
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Claire, great job with the survivor!!! What the hell, I'm a sheep
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its AMAZING! I had such a fun time reading all those. thanks so much for putting it together.
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hi guys. how is everyone? There are so many great PJ banter moments. This is tough
I love the title of this thread. Audrey knew when she got with Pacey the first time PJ were far from over or she wouldn't have felt like she was betraying Joey is my theory. PJ wanted each other to be happy. They never said they were done. JMO. In that episode, Audrey was noticing the way Pacey was acting and made comments to Mr Potter that Joey was dating Eddie because she represented Pacey and Dawson __________________
is it true you went out with Joshua Jackson last year?
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Thank you for all the nice comments on the survivor!
 Welcome to the PaceyღJoey Banter Survivor Game Please vote for your Least favorite banter moment, and the one with the most votes will be voted off each round until there is a winner. With 6 votes banter moment #13 is voted off. Round 2 #1)-1x01-Pilot Pacey: What was that all about? Dawson: Come on, i thought we'd established that before when she's on the dock, it's not scary. Joey: You did it again, you grabbed my ass! Pacey: Like you even have one. Dawson: Guys, we are way behind schedule. We've got two weeks, i'm not going to make the festival. Joey: I'm not playing the victim! Dawson: Hello, some cooperation! Pacey: Hey, it's Meryl Streep's fault, okay? I'm doing the best i can. Joey: Bite me. #2)-1x02-Dance (aka Dirty Dancing) Pacey: Joey, you die so well. Dawson, can we get another one of those? 'Cause i so love that image. Dawson: No, we're behind schedule. Moving on. Joey: (Sarcastic head tilt) #3)-1x02-Dance (aka Dirty Dancing) Joey: And, uh, what are you up to this evening? Pacey: Well, it just so happens that the woman of my dreams is going to be at the school dance tonight. And i plan on attending. Joey: (Sarcastically) Lucky her. #4)-1x03-Kiss (aka A Prelude to a Kiss) Pacey: Actually, something a little sexy would be good. I got a maybe-kinda-sorta date this evening. Joey: Mmm, and who's the lucky farm animal tonight? Pacey: Uh, what's that-what makes a woman horny? Joey: Mmm, your polar opposite. ... Joey: I've never seen him before. He's probably just some rich kid that just stepped off his mommy and daddy's yacht or something. Pacey: Could it be? Joey is finally noticing the opposite sex! Joey: Shut up. Pacey: Uh, excuse me, young man! This woman here thinks your very attractive! Joey: You butt plug! Pacey: Forget it, Joey. Guys off yachts don't go for waitresses. Joey: I'm going to kill you. One night in your sleep. A slit throat, maybe, or a screwdriver to your temple. Be ready. #5)-1x04-Discovery (aka Carnal Knowledge) Pacey: Uh Dawson, hey, i think uh-i think i should get to take a look at that tape. Dawson: Sure, we'll arrange a private screening for you. Joey: Yeah, so you you can flog the bishop in privacy. Pacey: You know, that's really clever how you turn all that sexual repression into humor. ... Pacey: Dawson, don't forget, i want to see that tape. Joey: Pervert. Pacey: Prude. #6)-1x08-Boyfriend (aka Escape From New York) Pacey: Hey Jo. Joey: Oh, thank you satan, for completing this night of horrors by sending one your desciples to finish me off. Pacey: Uh, what are you doing tonight? Forget i said that, but i was just out looking for a date, and since i couldn't find one, i thought of you. Joey: (Sarcastically) Oh. #7)-1x08-Boyfriend (aka Escape From New York) Pacey: See, what did i tell you, is this a great party, or what? Joey: Oh yeah, time of my life. I'm ready for the group hug whenever you are. Pacey: Ooh, Melissa at one o'clock. Girl of my dreams, right there. How do i look? Joey: Like a before picture in an ad for geek remover. Pacey: Easy, doll, jealousy is not going to get you anywhere. #8)-1x10-Double Date (aka Modern Romance) Joey: Him? Pacey: Her? Dr. Rand, i'd like to lodge a formal protest. You never told me i was going to work with a repressed control freak. Joey: Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent upon some remedial under-acheiver. #9)-1x10-Double Date (aka Modern Romance) Pacey: You know, it's amazing, personality like yours and you can't get any dates. Joey: Even more amazing, personality like yours and you can. #10)-1x10-Double Date (aka Modern Romance) Pacey: And no peaking! Joey: Oh yeah, seeing you in your birthday suit is really my idea of a thrill. Pacey: You know, a lot of people would consider you a very lucky woman. Joey: And many people would consider you a very deluded man. #11)-1x11-The Scare (aka Friday the 13th) Joey: You know, Pacey, you really do have horrible taste in women. Pacey: And coming from you, that really hurts. #12)-3x01-Like A Virgin Joey: What are you doing here? Pacey: Well its just the darndest thing, i got into Dawson's rowboat and it magically drifted toward your dock. Joey: Yeah, well drift any closer and i'll kill you. Pacey: You know, i almost believed that. #13)-3x02-Homecoming Eliminated Round 1 Pacey: We should make Capeside around 10, so place your station requests now. Joey: Alternative. Pacey: Classic Rock it is. #14)-3x03-None of the Above Pacey: I thought if i'd earned anyone's respect, it was Dawson's. I mean, if the guy that knows you better than anybody on earth thinks you're a loser, than maybe... Joey: Then maybe you are one? Come on. I mean, i thought you were a loser for years, but you never believed me. ... Pacey: Okay, so tell me honestly. Does it look that bad? Joey: On your face any reconstructive surgery whatsoever, is a definite improvement. #15)-3x04-Home Movies Joey: Well, fine. If you won't tell me, then i'm not going anywhere. Pacey: Oh little Jo, you're so cute! But friend to friend, honestly, you should check into more of those 'feigning disinterest' classes. Joey: Oh thanks, but trust me Pacey, i couldn't care less. ... Pacey: Six seconds?! Six, i mean come on, have you no pride? I thought you'd last at least eight. Joey: I loathe you! #16)-3x04-Home Movies Pacey: God. You know, did you ever stop to think about how much hormonally charged energy you waste on these quick quips and the biting banter? Your life would be considerably more productive if you would just take some more, uh...ugh, what is that? Some more, uh, action! If you took more action. Joey: Oh, like voluntary man slaughter? Pacey: Well how 'bout sticking out your thumb, huh? Joey: Oh yeah? And what else? Maybe hike up my skirt, pout my lips, strike some sexy pose for a horn-dog trucker? Stick out your own thumb, you sexist toad. #17)-3x04-Home Movies Pacey: Well coming from a just-minded soul such as yourself, i'm sure your punishment will be nothing but fair, sir. Joey: Oh thank you, Eddie Haskell. Pacey: Where is your school spirit, Josephine? Joey: I think i left it cowering in the bushes. Pacey: Now that is a gross misconception, i hurled myself upon the flames of responsibility! Joey: I hope a deer tick crawled in your ear and laid eggs. #18)-3x09-Four to Tango Pacey: I think you should probably tell me what i'm doing here before the other nine suffer the same fate. Joey: Oh, you expect me to believe you actually have control over those lead feet of yours? Ow! Pacey! Pacey: I'm sorry. ... Penny: What did i say about ribcages touching? And refresh our memory, who's leading here? Pacey: I'm trying, but Janet Reno here doesn't exactly make it easy on a fella, you know what i'm saying? Joey: Like you even know how, Pacey. Penny: (Pointing to Pacey) You lead. Pacey: We'll just give it the old college try, shall we? Joey: Don't get to close. Ow! #19)-3x14-Valentine's Day Massacre Joey: And as much as the idea of watching the two of you make fools of yourself is appealing to me, i'm going to have to pass on the whole party thing, and make it a Blockbuster night. Pacey: You know that sounds like a great idea, Jo. Who are you going to get to drive ya? #20)-3x15-Crime & Punishment Joey: Be honest. The only reason you've been hanging out with me, is simply because Dawson told you to? Pacey: Yep, that's the only reason. Joey: Hmm, you need to get a life. #21)-3x19-Stolen Kisses Joey: Fine. But if i so much as feel anything- Pacey: Jo, get in bed. And while you're at it, get over yourself. ... Joey: Pacey, get your butt away from me! Pacey: My butt wants nothing to do with your butt, okay? #22)-4x01-Coming Home Joey: You know what continually amazes me, Pace. Pacey: What's that? Joey: How long you've lasted without being thrown off this boat. Pacey: Well finally, that's something we can both agree upon. #23)-4x02-Failing Down Joey: Aw, don't worry sweetie. They probably just want to extend a hand and let you know that they're there to help you fulfill your destiny as the worlds greatest gas station attendant. Pacey: Oh, that's cute. Joey: What, suddenly teasing's out of the question? Pacey: Oh no, tease away you little hussy. #24)-4x16-Mind Games Joey: Well, i don't make breakfast for just anyone, Pace. I mean in the past year, i've made it for like, what? Two or 300 hundred strangers? ... Pacey: I know what this really is. You're trying to get rid of me. You had your way with me, my conversation has grown tiresome, and now you're giving me the boot. Joey: Go, i'm going to get in the showers. Pacey: Mmm, but only so long as you promise me you'll be wearing that when i come back. #25)-5x03-Capeside Revisited Pacey: Yeah, i think i remember that. We dated once, right? Joey: Yeah, we did, didn't we?...But, you know, i've practically forgotten now that i've slept with half the football team. Pacey: Really, just half? I think that shows incredible restraint on your part. #26)-6x14-Clean and Sober Joey: Oh, i forgot. You're still not over me. Pacey: Really? Joey: Oh, remember. Christmas dinner from hell? That was one of Audrey's enlightened comments. You're still not over me. That must suck. Pacey: Oh, it does. You have no idea the hardships i go through trying to maintain a friendship with a dream girl such as yourself. You have no idea. Joey: Gets lonely. Pacey: It does, i cry myself to sleep every night. But Jack and I cuddle, it eases the pain. He's very loving. #27)-6x15-Castaways Joey: What, you got a hot date or something? Pacey: No, but a beautiful woman did just offer to have sex with me, no strings attached. Joey: You're so cute when you're delusional. #28)-6x17-Sex and Violence Pacey: Well, i gotta spend my money on something. (Pause) Oh, that came out totally wrong. Because you are not-not just something that i would spend money on-its not like a possession-but i would-i would, and i do- Joey: Well why do you think i'm with you? ... Pacey: Okay, well...i think that's my cue. Joey: Okay. Pacey: I'm just gonna cut my losses. #29)-6x23-All Good Things... Joey: Pacey, thank you so much for reopening this place. I did not know how much i missed it. Pacey: Cheers. Maybe if your daddy hadn't of burned it down in the first place, it'd still be yours. Joey: Oh, nice, Pacey, nice. Dawson: I couldn't write this stuff if i tried. Joey: How long has it been? Pacey: Not long enough, apparently. #30)-6x24-...Must Come To An End Joey: Are you bringing us down? Because you know what, i have enough frequent flyer miles to get a non-stop out of here. Pacey: Really? I'd hate for you to do that. You know i would never bring you down, because i just want you to be happy. (Stick noodles in her shirt. She gasps and throws it at him while laughing.) What are you going to eat? That's your dinner. __________________
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