[allybubba]

Welcome all to the Anti-Dawson and Joey thread!

This is the place where we discuss the deep and obviously WRONG relationship, that was Dawson and Joey. You'll find great episode rundowns of why we express our hate, pictorials, videos, avatars and much more.

And trust me when I say, you won't find any love for them here.

So, enjoy the thread, have a laugh and don't take yourself or what we say too seriously!

Photo Comparisons:

How can you think these two were "destined" to be together, forever?







Ah, now here's the happy couple!! (And look, immediately after the above posted caps!) Huh?



The Agony of Pacey and Joey

There once was a boy named Dawson
who thought his film making skills were awesome
But cliched were his stories,
so little were his glories.

His head was as big as a cantaloupe melon
so big in fact, but no one would tell him
Instead, they all told him he was a hero
when truly he was just a big-headed zero.

Joey was the girl across the Creek
who silently pined away for this geek.
And when they finally kissed,
all passion was missed!

Dawson didn't give a fart
about Joey's knack for the arts,
So she did the right thing
and with Jack, had a fling!

But Jack wasn't playing on the right team
and things with him were not as they seemed...
So Joey got weak and went back to the Head--
back to watching ET on the Head's bed

Throughout all this was another named Pacey,
who was witty and sassy and quite a bit racy.
First with Tamara, and then Andie McPhee--
when she slept with another, he was right to flee!

Pacey and Joey were between love and hate
friends for life, but never dared date.
Dawson convinced Joey she was his soul mate,
(though she never had much chance to really debate).

And then Joey dumped Dawson again
for sending her Daddy back to the Pen!
Dawson came back to Capeside with Eve,
a bleach-blonde ho who never wore sleeves

Dawson told Pacey to look after Joey,
who started to fall for her very slowly.
Both brokenhearted, they developed a bond
and oh so strangely, hearts grew fond

Banter still rolled, though the love was in it
and had us hooked for every minute
And when Joey finally kissed the right guy
the butterflies and sparks FINALLY did fly

He made her feel alive!

When Dawson found out, he threw a fit
and all he deserved was to get hit--
by a 4x4, or a baseball bat,
to finally pound that Big Head flat!

Dawson gave ultimatums, but Pacey would wait
(the better man through this whole charade!)
Dawson couldn't measure up to a single thing
when Pacey whispered "I remember everything."

So Pacey and Joey are now on a boat
on the Atlantic, and hopefully afloat!
And Dawson can no longer gloat
for on him, Joey will NEVER again dote!


Reasons we hate the hell mates:

1.) They are way too co-dependent.
2.) They held each other back.
3.) They use each other as security blankets.
4.) They are always 15 and having the same argument over and over and over.
5.) They can never be together for longer than 2 months without breaking up.
6.) They always have massive arguments, but never resolve anything.
7.) They didn't want each other, they just didn't want to lose the other.
8.) Dawson almost killed Pacey to win her love.
9.) Their sex the first time was so bad, that they almost killed each other and never repeated their mistake.
10.) Their chemistry had no fizzle, like a flat soda.


What We've Learned from Dawson and Joey:

100. If you have sex with your "soul mate" you hair gets ruined for a year.
99. Only your soulmate would be way more passionate about making movies than about you.
98. Only your soulmate would be relieved that someone else is taking care of you and it's not her.
97. At any given opportunity, your soul mate will decline spending large amounts of time with you.
96. After breaking up with your soupmate, you are no longer allowed to have any other relationships, unless you decided to come back to said soupmate.
95. "Went out for breakfast" really means "Unbeknownst to you, I'm in a full-fledged relationship with another woman and I'm gonna go break up with her on her answering machine."
94. Only your soulmate would choose to take dance lessons with your best friend over you.
93. Only your soulmate would blame you for his father's death in an accident.
92. Don't EVER throw a surprise birthday party of your said soulmate... it will only turn out to be a disaster.
91. If your soulmate tries to kill someone so they can win a boat race... RUN.
90. Only your soulmate would consider that you're not a hero.
89. Don't turn in your soul mates' father to the police.
88. Only your soulmate wouldn't know that the reason you look different is because you lost your virginity to your boyfriend.
87. Only your soulmate would say that as long as he lives, he will never understand you.
86. Only your soulmate would see you crying on the dock and run in the opposite direction to the man of her dreams.
85. Just because you have known someone your whole life doesn't mean you know them as a person.
84. Soulmates don't want eachother, but nobody else can have them either.
83. Only your soulmate would be this oblivious about your feelings.
82. Only your soulmate would say he can't be himself when he's around you.
81. If your boyfriend says "the night is young", walk away.
80. Only your soulmate would say you're not the hero of the story.
79. Never make a pact to go to a prom with your guy friend when you are only a freshman in high school.
78. When your soulmate says you are meant to be and she looks upset, that should be a sign.
77. Don't read your soulmate's diary... or anyone's for that matter.
76. When your soulmate says she needs your friendship, which is completely different from how she needs you're best friend, maybe you should catch a clue.
75. Don't blame your soulmate for your father's death.
74. You will only have a one night stand with your supposed "soulmate".
73. Everybody but your soulmate will know when you're falling madly in love with someone.
72. Only your soulmate would tell her ex, who's your ex-best friend, that it wasn't her choice that she didn't ask you to stay for her.
71. Only your soulmate would choose your best friend over you... TWICE!
70. Don't follow your heart because there will be consequences... like your soulmate giving you ultimatums.
69. Just because you got your dream, doesn't mean you have everything else.
68. Only your soulmate would tell your best friend that your the past and he's her future.
67. Only your soulmate would forget you exist to go after another girl.
66. Only your soulmate would find you beautiful with makeup and a dress on.
65. Only your soulmate would be in denial about you waiting for him.
64. Note To Self: The only way of ever marrying your soulmate, is in your dreams.
63. Don't ruin a half-decent friendship by kissing said friend.
62. Only your soulmate will act like you betrayed him when you weren't even together.
61. A soulmate doesn't always mean the love of your life.
60. Only your soulmate would lose her virginity to your best friend.
59. Being someone's soulmate doesn't necessarily imply romantic connections.
58. Only your soulmate would say you don't inspire her to run a way with you.
57. Only your soulmate would lose complete touch with you while acquiring their own dream and not even realize that you got back together with said best friend.
56. Thinking about spending the summer with your soulmate would make you this happy.
55. Only your soul mate would get a BJ from a stripper wannabe.
54. Only your soulmate would say he can't be himself around you.
53. Only your soulmate would compare your lives to TV or movies and try to rationalize everything based on those outcomes.
52. Only your presumed soulmate would have to beg you to go to the prom with him, promising it was just in friendship, then bribe you with diamond earings that he "borrowed from his mom" to finally leave you standing in the street alone because you were dancing with his best friend.
51. Only your soulmate would ignore your e-mails over 5 years.
50. Don't try to be like the guy your "soulmate" is in love with... You'll end up looking like an even bigger ass.
49. Only your soulmate wouldn't be able to promise you that you are making the right decision by staying because of her.
48. Only your soupmate would fail to mention to you that she changed her mind and will actually attend your mother's wedding.
47. Only your soulmate would call you on the phone from her trip with your best friend feeling scared and unsure of her feelings, and when she gets done talking to you.... She finally shows a little... "Spine" by moving on and choosing who is truly in her heart.... and will run as fast as she can to "Real soulmate" and collapse's into his arms and "BED".
46. Only your soupmate would guilt you in going to a dance when you've just broken up with the love of your life.
45. Only your soupmate would lose all contact with you for five years.
44. Only your soupmate would be so blind to see that you've actually fallen for someone else.
43. Only your soupmate would think he makes you nervous, not taking into account that you were just dancing with your HOTT True Love.
42. Only your soulmate wouldn't notice the longing looks between you and his best friend.
41. Only your soupmate would dump you after two months of dating under the lame excuse that she wants to find herself.
40. Only your soupmate would force you to wear his mothers diamond earrings.
39. Only your soupmate would make you forget that he broke up with you and then try to blame you for moving on.
38. Only your soupmate would start taking your clothes off and say "the night is young", and think its romantic.
37. Only your soulmate would write a letter to manipulate you.
36. Only your soulmate would be a lousy driving instructor and yell at you while you're learning.
35. Only your soulmate would make you turn in your own father.
34. Only your soupmate would cry over the fact of having to spend the summer with you.
33. Only your soulmate wouldn't understand why you two weren't together anymore.
32. Soupmates dont have sex they do a "hole in a sheet act".
31. Soupmates make you feel suffocated.
30. Choosing morals over the people you supposedly love never ends well.
(Let's continue!...)

Future Thread Titles
Because Dawson wasn't her first.. or last.

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Anti DJ Videos:

YouTube - Born To Lose vs Sexy Thing
YouTube - Anti D/J -- Why Aren't They Together?
YouTube - Anti D/J -- My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend
YouTube - The Triangle, Joey's POV - "I Belong to ME!"


IMPORTANT POINTS to REMEMBER:

• No character bashing outside the context of DJ, as a couple
• No actor bashing
• No fan fiction
• Please read the Anti-Thread rules

Our Rules for this thread are under construction, and we will be re-vamping them into greater detail very soon. So check back here or the intro thread for further details. Thanks!

[Myfirstlove]

So true about the title..but they weren't just a little they were a whole lot of incestuous lol

[allybubba]

LMFAOOOOO.
Oh, I couldn't agree more.

[Titch22]

Thanks for the new thread. I so agree with the title!!

[Myfirstlove]

But how can someone say that being with their friend is a little incestuous and that very night he sees her all dolled up and finds her his "soulmate"?

[allybubba]

Because they're just meant to be, man.
Isn't it obvious?
That's how soulmates start off... in an admitted brother/sister relationship..

[barbeegurl00]

Hehe... awesome title.

[joshuazgirl128]

Okay, so even though I've been trying to avoid the anti threads, cuz all they usually do is anger people....I have something I need to say.

I watched Discovery today. And Dawson just annoyed me to no end. It seemed to me it was kinda the beginning of the endless cycle. I know he was obviously upset about his mom, which he had a right to be. But the way he reacted when he found out Joey knew.....I mean come on. Everytime that girl did anything that he didn't feel was right he just decided their friendship was completely over. Didn't want to listen to her, didn't wanna talk about anything, just immediately wrote her off for all time.... And it was always that way, when he screwed up, she was expected to just understand, but if she did anything, even with the best of intentions towards him, or something she had absolutely no control over such as falling in love, well then that was the end of their friendship, period. Get over yourself dude.....

[allybubba]

Who cares if it angers people?
Lol.
Jesussss.

[Mandy]

Ain't that the truth, Cee.

Sometimes there are things that just can't be spoken. I mean, Joey was only 15. FIFTEEN, kids. When you see someone that is like a mother figure to you do something that tragic, it's a bit of a shock. Plus, it's not really your place to tell your friend, anyway. It's his MOTHER'S.

Also, Gale asked Joey to let her be the one to tell Dawson in the first place.

He's just so damn sensitive, that one.

[allybubba]

Yea, and then he blamed her like it was her fault that his mother was cheating.
He just.. had no idea what was ever going on.
A lost cause, i'd say.

[wingster]

i would be hurt if a friend knew something about my mom that indirectly concerned me and didn't tell
joey was justified in keeping it but dawson was justified in getting a little angry i feel


i never liked how dawson wasn't allowed to be upset about his mom cheating because in the words of joey "at least you have a mom"

[allybubba]

Well.. his MOTHER said please let me tell him myself.
Sooooo..

[Myfirstlove]

I dont think the fact that Dawson was angry is a big deal but the fact that he just wrote Joey off is what Cee is talking about. If anything bad would happen and it was somehow connected to Joey directly or indirectly she would always get that bad effect of it. I think either way Joey would be screwed in telling Dawson, if she did say something then Dawson wouldn't believe her and would be upset that she had said something in the first place, he could just say that it isn't her business and needs to stay out of it, and if she did say something he gets upset cause she knew the whole time, its a no win situation with Dawson..all the time, no matter what the issue is, Joey is always going to end up looking like the bad guy.

[joshuazgirl128]

Yeah, like I said, I understand that he was angry. But then he says "You disengaged this friendship." Slight overeraction in my opinion. And the thing is it wasn't the only time he did it. He always threatened her with taking away his friendship if she anything that upset him in any way!