[Myfirstlove]

W e l c o m e t o t h e 46th
Anti-Dawson & Joey
T h r e a d







VS.

Need we say more?

Reasons We Hate the Hell Mates

1.) They are way too co-dependent.
2.) They held each other back.
3.) They use each other as security blankets.
4.) They are always 15 and having the same argument over and over and over.
5.) They can never be together for longer than 2 months without breaking up.
6.) They always have massive arguments, but never resolve anything.
7.) They didn't want each other, they just didn't want to lose the other.
8.) Dawson almost killed Pacey to win her love.
9.) Their sex the first time was so bad, that they almost killed each other and never repeated their mistake.
10.) Their chemistry had no fizzle, like a flat soda.

What We've Learned from Dawson and Joey

100. If you have sex with your "soul mate" you hair gets ruined for a year.
99. Only your soulmate would be way more passionate about making movies than about you.
98. Only your soulmate would be relieved that someone else is taking care of you and it's not her.
97. At any given opportunity, your soul mate will decline spending large amounts of time with you.
96. After breaking up with your soupmate, you are no longer allowed to have any other relationships, unless you decided to come back to said soupmate.
95. "Went out for breakfast" really means "I'm in a full-fledged relationship with another woman and I'm gonna go break up with her on her answering machine."
94. Only your soulmate would choose to take dance lessons with your best friend over you.
93. Only your soulmate would blame you for his father's death in an accident.
92. Don't EVER throw a surprise birthday party of your said soulmate... it will only turn out to be a disaster.
91. If your soulmate tries to kill someone so they can win a boat race... RUN.
90. Only your soulmate would consider that you're not a hero.
89. Don't turn in your soul mates' father to the police.
88. Only your soulmate wouldn't know that the reason you look different is because you lost your virginity to your boyfriend.
87. Only your soulmate would say that as long as he lives, he will never understand you.
86. Only your soulmate would see you crying on the dock and run in the opposite direction to the man of her dreams.
85. Just because you have known someone your whole life doesn't mean you know them as a person.
84. Soulmates don't want eachother, but nobody else can have them either.
83. Only your soulmate would be this oblivious about your feelings.
82. Only your soulmate would say he can't be himself when he's around you.
81. If your boyfriend says "the night is young", walk away.
80. Only your soulmate would say you're not the hero of the story.
79. Never make a pact to go to a prom with your guy friend when you are only a freshman in high school.
78. When your soulmate says you are meant to be and she looks upset, that should be a sign.
77. Don't read your soulmate's diary... or anyone's for that matter.
76. When your soulmate says she needs your friendship, which is completely different from how she needs you're best friend, maybe you should catch a clue.
75. Don't blame your soulmate for your father's death.
74. You will only have a one night stand with your supposed "soulmate".
73. Everybody but your soulmate will know when you're falling madly in love with someone.
72. Only your soulmate would tell her ex, who's your ex-best friend, that it wasn't her choice that she didn't ask you to stay for her.
71. Only your soulmate would choose your best friend over you... TWICE!
70. Don't follow your heart because there will be consequences... like your soulmate giving you ultimatums.
69. Just because you got your dream, doesn't mean you have everything else.
68. Only your soulmate would tell your best friend that your the past and he's her future.
67. Only your soulmate would forget you exist to go after another girl.
66. Only your soulmate would find you beautiful with makeup and a dress on.
65. Only your soulmate would be in denial about you waiting for him.
64. Note To Self: The only way of ever marrying your soulmate, is in your dreams.
63. Don't ruin a half-decent friendship by kissing said friend.
62. Only your soulmate will act like you betrayed him when you weren't even together.
61. A soulmate doesn't always mean the love of your life.
60. Only your soulmate would lose her virginity to your best friend.
59. Being someone's soulmate doesn't necessarily imply romantic connections.
58. Only your soulmate would say you don't inspire her to run a way with you.
57. Only your soulmate would lose complete touch with you while acquiring their own dream and not even realize that you got back together with said best friend.
56. Thinking about spending the summer with your soulmate would make you this happy.
55. Only your soul mate would get a BJ from a stripper wannabe.
54. Only your soulmate would say he can't be himself around you.
53. Only your soulmate would compare your lives to TV or movies and try to rationalize everything based on those outcomes.
52. Only your presumed soulmate would have to beg you to go to the prom with him, promising it was just in friendship, then bribe you with diamond earings that he "borrowed from his mom" to finally leave you standing in the street alone because you were dancing with his best friend.
51. Only your soulmate would ignore your e-mails over 5 years.
50. Don't try to be like the guy your "soulmate" is in love with... You'll end up looking like an even bigger ass.
49. Only your soulmate wouldn't be able to promise you that you are making the right decision by staying because of her.
48. Only your soupmate would fail to mention to you that she changed her mind and will actually attend your mother's wedding.
47. Only your soulmate would call you on the phone from her trip with your best friend feeling scared and unsure of her feelings, and when she gets done talking to you.... She finally shows a little... "Spine" by moving on and choosing who is truly in her heart.... and will run as fast as she can to "Real soulmate" and collapse's into his arms and "BED".
46. Only your soupmate would guilt you in going to a dance when you've just broken up with the love of your life.
45. Only your soupmate would lose all contact with you for five years.
44. Only your soupmate would be so blind to see that you've actually fallen for someone else.
43. Only your soupmate would think he makes you nervous, not taking into account that you were just dancing with your HOTT True Love.
42. Only your soulmate wouldn't notice the longing looks between you and his best friend.
41. Only your soupmate would dump you after two months of dating under the lame excuse that she wants to find herself.
40. Only your soupmate would force you to wear his mothers diamond earrings.
39. Only your soupmate would make you forget that he broke up with you and then try to blame you for moving on.
38. Only your soupmate would start taking your clothes off and say "the night is young", and think its romantic.
37. Only your soulmate would write a letter to manipulate you.
36. Only your soulmate would be a lousy driving instructor and yell at you while you're learning.
35. Only your soulmate would make you turn in your own father.
34. Only your soupmate would cry over the fact of having to spend the summer with you.
33. Only your soulmate wouldn't understand why you two weren't together anymore.
32. Soupmates dont have sex they do a "hole in a sheet act".
31. Soupmates make you feel suffocated.
30. Choosing morals over the people you supposedly love never ends well.
29. When stating your 'soulmate' is like your sister, and being with her would be a little incestuous... don't change your mind after you spot her wearing 10 pounds of makeup and declare her yours for the rest of time.
28. When your soulmate says she's relieved that someone else is taking care of you, that should tell you something.
(Let's continue!...)

Anti-DJ Videos

YouTube - I Want to Break Free: Anti-Dawson and Joey
YouTube - Born To Lose vs Sexy Thing
YouTube - Anti D/J -- Why Aren't They Together?
YouTube - Anti D/J -- My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend
YouTube - The Triangle, Joey's POV - "I Belong to ME!"


Songs That Remind Us of Dawson & Joey

I Want to Break Free – Queen
Jealous - Sinead O'Connor
The One - Foo Fighters
Big Girls Don’t Cry - Fergie
You're So Vain - Carly Simon
I'm not Your Type - Late Tuesday
My Nice-Friend Face – Late Tuesday
The One - Vanessa Carlton
Happy Without You - Annie
Listen - Beyoncé
It's Not - Aimee Mann
By Linkin Park:
One Step Closer
A Place for My Head
Pushing Me Away
Don't Stay

Future Thread Titles

Joey Hasn't Felt Anything for Dawson Since Season 2
Dawson Was Joey's Past Tense
Dawson & Joey = Past Tense
Joey Used Dawson in the Past Tense
Dawson? Only in the Past Tense
Because If That's a Soulmate, We Don't Want to Have One
Because Roommates Doesn't Equal Soulmates
Because 15 years of PG Movies Don't Make Soulmates
Every Attraction They Felt For Each Other was Just Fear of Growing Up
Because Dawson's One True Love is Dawson
Because They Both Ended Up With Their True Loves, Not Each Other
Because trying to kill someone is not considered a romantic gesture
Because he saw how much she loved Pacey. He saw it in her face.
Because their romance cheapened their friendship
If date night is "E.T."... Then that's their foreplay

[Ali Marie]

TFTNT, Fa! Great title, too true.

I fixed the dead banner link in the OP. That person's PB account was inactive.

[clarkson_fan]

TFTNT

So, should we start that survivor?

[chemistry86]

TFTNT Fa!

And no problem about using my title

[Ali Marie]

Did we decide what kind of survivor we're doing? Let me know and I'll gather the caps.

[Myfirstlove]

Thank you and your welcome

What were the ideas for the survivor? Worst fight? Ugliest face?

[Ali Marie]

Ummm, worst kisses, worst soulmate moments (moments that prove they weren't soulamtes lol, I can't think of a better way to word it), maybe a few others. I'll have to look back.

We already did a fight survivor.

[Myfirstlove]

Ohh worst kisses, there are a bunch of those through out the series lol, but I don't think my stomach would be able to handle all the DJ kisses, I might just gag and then laugh over how awful their kisses are

[NateBlairlover]

TFTNT! GAH this title

I find it really finny that Joey was ginna give her virginity to Dawson and ended up giving it to Pacey, It just makes me laugh and happy

As far as worst kisses, All of them round up in my mind but I think 601/602 are the wirst cause they make it seem like thnjey were a couple after a summer apart and a night together, makes me

[Ali Marie]

Me too.

I agree, Fa. I don't think I want to look at all f their kisses so maybe that survivor option should be out.


I just realized, shouldn't the title be "favor" face?

[Myfirstlove]

Originally Posted by Ali Marie (View Post) I just realized, shouldn't the title be "favor" face?

Your right, I would I fix that, or can you fix it?

[clarkson_fan]

Ugliest faces would go with fights, i think...so...we could have their most boring conversations, or moments...i think that would work.

[Ali Marie]

Most boring moments? Hmm, that might work. We need to decide lol.

Originally Posted by Myfirstlove (View Post) Your right, I would I fix that, or can you fix it?

I fixed it.

[clarkson_fan]

It's decided. Most boring moments. Lol

[Myfirstlove]

Most boring is good. The only problem is it's every moment they spent together