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Deckard farted loudly and the walls of his house fell down. So he went back to his old apartment and saw a unicorn in his dreams. He said "To hell with this!" Deckard left the apartment and farted again, this time causing an earthquake. The Earthquake caused Charlton Heston to rise up from his grave holding a rifle in his cold, dead hands. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" cried Heston, before he drove to Los Angeles to warn his company that their buildings weren't earthquake resistant. He ran into Deckard, who took away his rifle.