Time to decide on the next title.
"When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better."
"I'm an assistant buyer!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?"
"He's so pretty, I want to cry."
"I'm probably 98% happy and 2% jealous."
"Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me."
"Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! I said maybe."
"I'm gonna go get one of those job things."
"It's like there is rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me."
"You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."
"I could so easily freak out right now."