Oh my... this is... outstanding!
This is a very early Christmas present.
I am in the middle of work and can't fully concentrate but I am blown away!
I actually think you should start your own thread! Start your own fan fiction thread on the board, and post away.
Betty, what do you think?
I say
Patricia takes center stage and gets her own thread, either she can start the new one or we can. Up to you,
Patricia, talented one.