Betty and Chic. Man he needs to go. He is everywhere
. Mama Blossom, stop blaming Cheryl about your failed life. Hiram, what the hell.. recommending that your daughter goes on a romantic getaway? What
. Yeah okay. Talking to Archie about crime family stuff? Really he is a teenager.
FP needs a new place to live.. Go live with Alice, or come live with me
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Moose and Kevin
. Big love? Had to google it, but decent joke.
Romantic couples only weekend... Sorry Cheryl. Guess you need to meet your match... hair match maybe.
Jughead is investigating Veronica? Betty is not on board. Betty needs a break. Jughead promises... hmm we'll see.
Chic appears out of no where. Someone must of whispered something into an antique mirror. I guess he is not invited on this weekend thing.
Arrive in a limo.. I guess the Lodges money problems are gone.
Lodge's Lodge.. Jebus
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Archie is carrying all the bags? He is the new Smithers.
Cheryl.. drops a bomb. Mean. Oh crap, I feel a bughead breakup is coming. Not again..This weekend is going down in flames.
Enter Toni. In the bathroom to fix her hair problem. Feel free to tremble
.
Whoa over reaction to the arm touch... hmmmm.
Archie and Veronica.. cue Marvin Gaye's - Let's get it on..
J/B sorting out the drawer situation and other things.
Is that their response to everything
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Jalapeno margaritas? Hmm intrigued.
It's so weird they are calling them Bughead..
Clothes off everyone.
Does Veronica own more than own swimsuit? Wasn't that the one from the Chuck episode.
Jughead and Veronica should kiss? Oh yeah they are into it. Hmm, not much chemistry.
Dun, dun, dun... Enter the wig. Cue Marvin Gaye's - Let's get it on again..
Squeak, squeak. Archie doesn't want to hear it.
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Only one couple can have sex at a time at the Lodge's lodge.
Daybreak - Archie is chopping wood and talking to the driver.
Aww the McCoys. Divorce time. Josie isn't allowed to tell Kevin. Yeah that will last.
Ah the boys discussing the girls kissing. Now come on boys it's your turn.
Veronica is flirting with the cashier. Revenge!
If that's Cheryl, tell her that everyone kissed everyone and it's over.
. That should be the title of the episode.
The trailer park lives!
Josie told Kevin? What. Things are getting bad. Oh mayor Mccoy. Don't blame the Lodges.
Kevin/Moose and Midge.. Threesome. Does Midge know that Moose likes guys? At first I thought she did, then I didn't. Hmm thoughts anyone?
Fangs?
. Why not.
Kevin and Josie - They should be friends. I like seeing Josie not singing.
Cheryl and Toni at the movies. They might work, but eventually hair jealousy will tear them apart.
Monopoly?
. Wow, these guys are growing up so fast.
Hiram buys the newspaper.. Drama. Great now they are fighting over the paper.
I'm sorry don't spend our time being tragic and moping
.
Break in... Are these the store people? Is this the black hood?
Archie is chasing them.. Why do I feel Hiram is behind this? Andre is on it.
Josie and Kevin - brother and sister? If this leads to screen time, then great.
Cheryl / Toni - Wow, chemistry. Cheryl is vulnerable.
Archie and Hiram again. Did Hiram just give him his heart?
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And we got through a whole episode without Betty/Jug breaking up.
Riverdale..