Okay, this is a total dude story just to shock you: Once or twice I was
so lazy that I stripped all my bedsheets from my bed (since they were so, well...) and I slept in my bed without bedsheets, lol. Washed them a few days later. It works, believe it or not. Bedsheets are a luxury
Oh. well...boys.
P.S: Mulder would totally do the same.