Grazzhopper

With two votes, we must to...

DONNA: You know how when you eat, and you smack your lips in that really cute way?
ERIC: Yeah.
DONNA: It's disgusting.
ERIC: That's all you got?
DONNA: No. You have tiny wrists.
ERIC: What? No, I don't. Mom, do I have tiny wrists?
KITTY: No, not tiny. Dainty.

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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1.
Eliminated in Round 3

2.
HYDE: I moved back in when my dad got transferred.
RED: Transferred? He's a bartender. Where'd he get transferred to, the jukebox?

3.
HYDE: You know, Red, if it's cool, I'd kinda rather not talk about it.
KITTY: Well, Steven, it's important to get these things out in the open.
RED: Kitty, let him do what's natural and keep his feelings bottled up. Attaboy.

4.
RED: I'll find you a good, cheap contractor.
KITTY: Oh, no, no, no. This is something I want to handle myself.
RED: This is going to be expensive, isn't it?
KITTY: Maybe.
RED: Don't you like anything cheap?
KITTY: I like you.

5.
Eliminated in Round 2

6.
Eliminated in Round 5

7.
Eliminated in Round 4

8.
DONNA: Wait, I disagree with you, so I'm crazy? I think the last time I disagreed with you was the sanest thing I ever did.
ERIC: Okay, are you referring to our breakup? Because I must remind everyone that she wore my promise ring around her neck. That's crazy. Ring, finger. Finger, ring.
DONNA: Well, you're lucky I didn't shove the ring up your ass.
ERIC: Mom!

9.
Eliminated in Round 14

10.
Eliminated in Round 12

11.
Eliminated in Round 6

12.
Eliminated in Round 15

13.
ERIC: This whole basement thing is Donna's fault. I mean, what's her problem? She's been messing with me all day.
HYDE: It could be payback.
ERIC: For what?
HYDE: Well, she had to see you naked for two years. That must've been unpleasant.

14.
Eliminated in Round 8

15.
Eliminated in Round 9

16.
DONNA: That shirt makes you look like a stick of Fruit Stripe gum.
ERIC: God, what did you have for breakfast this morning — Carnation Instant Bitch?

17.
DONNA: I don't know what Eric's problem is. I wasn't being a bitch, was I?
JACKIE: Oh. Donna, I know from bitch, and yes — yes, you were. But I feel much closer to you now.

18.
LEO: Okay. We're all done.
KITTY: But you've only been here a day.
LEO: Well, you know what they say: Rome was built in a day.
RED: No. Uh, ''Rome wasn't built in a day.''
LEO: Oh? Well, your basement was built in a day.

19.
Eliminated in Round 10

20.
Eliminated in Round 13

21.
Eliminated in Round 7

22.
Eliminated in Round 11

23.
ERIC: They split on you? Oh, man.
HYDE: Oh, man. See, this is why I didn't wanna tell you. I knew you'd get all Afterschool Special on me.
ERIC: Me? Please. [Hugs Hyde from the back. It's okay. You're home now.
HYDE: Get off me, man.
ERIC: No, you let me love you, orphan boy! Don't hide from your feelings!

24.
DONNA: Look, I'm sorry I've been so...
ERIC: Bitchy? Yeah, I hadn't noticed. Who said bitchy?
DONNA: Yeah, well, it turns out that there are some lingering feelings or something. Not real feelings. Just, like, lingering urges. But they're just lingering feelings. They're not actual feelings. I just wanna make that very clear.
ERIC: You have. By using the word lingering, like, six times.

25.
Eliminated in Round 1