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Charmed Slayer Angel · 08-02-2017, 06:05 PM

The French Monkeys; Oz and Willow Appreciation

Origin of the French Monkeys;

Cut to the school lounge the next day. Oz is getting a box of animal crackers from a vending machine. His arm is in a sling. He straightens up and sees Willow there.
Oz: Oh, hey! (offers the box) Animal cracker?
Willow: (smiles) No, thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: (tries to open the box) Suddenly painless.
Willow: You can still play the guitar okay?

Oz: Oh, not well, but not worse.
They start to walk down the hall. Willow takes the box from him to open it.
Willow: Y'know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Ooh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks.
Willow hands back the open box.
Oz (cont'd.): I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: (smiles) Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.

Oz: (pulls out a cookie and stops) Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: (smiles) Yeah, I-I see!
Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?
Willow smiles brightly.
Oz: You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.
Willow is surprised by the compliment.
Oz: (continues down the hall) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'
Willow laughs.
Oz: And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'
Willow laughs more.
Oz: And there's a big coup in the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
Willow: No. (giggles)

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~~ Because he put the tag in her shirt.
~~ Because he got her popcorn.
~~ Because he will always love her
~~ Because he forgave Willow after Willow and Xander kissed.
~~ Because he took her virginity away.
~~ Because she will never forget him.
~~ Because they'll be always in each other's hearts.
~~ Because he'll always be with her.
~~ Because he loves her more than anything in his life.
~~ Because he came back for her.
~~ Because he wanted to protect her from the wolf.
~~ Because Oz makes following a girl around "cool."
~~ Because you just can't stop saying, "AW!"
~~ Because she'd still if he'd still.
~~ Because he's her, you know ... *smile* date!

#1: I want smoochies!
#2: Because the title we picked was too long ...
#3: His Whole Live He's Never Loved Anything Else
#4: Because Oz will always be Red's mongrel
#5: Because he thinks she'll sweat cute blood
#6: Because he came back to Sunnydale for her.
#7: Because Joan of Arc had a special relationship with God.
#8: Because there's nobody like his Will.
#9: Because he loves that she's unpredictable.
#10: Because... He's With Her, You Know?
#11: Because she'd still if he'd still, he'd VERY still.
#12: Because in some ways, it was the best night of their lives.
#13: Because he's a werewolf in love.
#14. Because he came back for her.
#15. Because in his fantasy, she's the one kissing him.
#16. Oz makes following a girl around "cool."
#17. "I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. Freeze frame."
#18. Come vote in the Survivor!! Because Seth and Alyson are reunited and it feels so good!
#19. Because he was the first one who fully fell in love with nerdy Willow.
#20. "You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen"

updated by Pop-Punk Culture Zombie
dingo: adj. Used to describe something (usually music) that is cool, excellent, swell, et cetera (e.g. "That song is so dingo!").

French Monkey: n. One who supports the Willow-Oz relationship.

gathering: n. A get-together with brie and mellow song stylings.

hootenanny: n. A get-together chockfull of hoot, but with just a little bit of nanny.

hummus: 1. n. A dip that features garbanzo beans as the main ingredient. 2. interj. Used to pacify someone or to put the situation into perspective.

Ozify: v. To become cool, collected, and stoic -- in other words, to emulate Oz.

pez: adj. Romantic.

shindig: n. A get-together with dip, less mellow song stylings, and perhaps a large amount of malt beverage.

(Un) Singe Fran硩s: n. An ultra-French Monkey (e.g. "Bobby started a campaign outside the White House to bring back the Willow-Oz relationship! What a singe fran硩s!").

"So goes my nation": idiom Affirmation of support for a person or idea.

verruca: n. A wart. Homonym of Veruca (or, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named).

wolf-out: 1. adj. Angry or upset (e.g. "She's wolfed-out right now because she had a fight with her mom."). 2. v. To become angry or upset.

Woz: n. Willow and Oz' relationship, smushed for time issues.

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