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1. Of course this is the opening scene, it makes zero sense, just like seven seasons of this whole show.
3. I am cackling at Lucas tap-dancing around the girls and Jenna randomly riding by on a horse.
20. Lmao imagine being so mad at your teacher that you remind her about the very traumatic time she was buried alive.
22. Good to see Jenna is still tap tappin’ away.
23. Wait, she’s a teacher now too? WHO IS HIRING THESE GIRLS?!
28. A lot of dark **** went down at the Lost Woods Resort, and now it’s a fun place to hang out? Radley 2.0.
41. I do not care about Ezria, who have been together 1000 years, having sex.
42. Also there is a lot of sheet separating Emily and Ali.
43. I know lesbian sex is confusing for a lot of people but generally skin touching happens.
47. How did Aria miss Melissa creeping in the window? No wonder she was a terrible A.D. accomplice.
52. I can’t stop laughing every time this CGI FaceTime appears. I mean just what.
54. Aria is freaking out because she CAN’T HAVE KIDS? She was once locked in a coffin with a dead cop on a murder train, and seemed more calm in that situation than she does now.
55. Why did her doctor call her in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT and give this information over the phone?
56. Also girl, you’re not even 25 yet, chill out.
62. Do Aria’s parents know that Ezra was only with her to write a book? At least, to begin with.
64. THE WINE MOMS ARE BACK YAAAASS.
65. So good to see them together. :’)
66. They must have really saved up the parent budget for this episode.
67. I guess they saved money on the brother budget, because Mike and Jason are nowhere to be found.
68. “Sometimes I wish we were still in the basement”... this banter is DARK.
69. Wait… did the moms drink all the wine in the basement?
70. OH MY GOD THEY DID. I LOVE THEM. END THE SHOW HERE.
75. “I love you too but it’s not really the same is it.” DAMN EZRA, just stick that knife in a little harder. Please remember you dated this girl to write a book about her supposed dead friend. Stay in your lane.
80. Well I hate Emison but that was a pretty good proposal speech from Alison. She admitted what a cow she used to be. Step one for getting back in my good books.
81. Also, it’s nice that it’s Ali proposing to Emily, given that Emily was the one pining after her for so long.
108. AND Alex got Wren to SHOOT her?! How did Wren not think in that minute, “hey maybe I should tell someone about this crazy chick I’m dating…”
110. RIP WREN. Made into a necklace before he had a chance to really live.
115. Is Emily crying because of Aria’s dress sleeves? Because, same.
116. If Wren is the father and Emily is the mother, why are those babies so ****ing blond?
123. Aria needs to chill, Ezra probably just caught a glimpse of her weird puffy-ass sleeves and decided to go find a dressmaker to help out.
125. Ezra is way too calm about waking up in an underground lair.
126. If only his Masters degree in American Literature could help him out of this sticky situation!
128. Ezra’s so shook now, in all his years of researching for his book he really missed some scoops.
138. Alex rn: Ah, a horse. What do I do with this?
139. THE HORSE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HER!
140. Why doesn’t she just… not ride the horse? It’s not like it’s going to tell someone she neglected to exercise it and expose her as an evil twin.
142. Is Jenna going to literally SNIFF OUT Spencer’s twin?
143. JENNA KNOWS. YES BLIND JENNA. GET HER.
144. Oh my god what a ****ing win for Jenna.
145. Imagine having a horse and a blind chick figure out you’re an evil twin before your best friends do, honestly.
149. Is Emily the first person to make the leap to Spencer’s twin? My god.
150. “Of all the crazy things…”
151. I’m shook that they just pieced together that Spencer has a twin in like 0.2 seconds, but it’s taken them years to figure out everything else.
156. Woah Alex’s underground bunker is giving off serious dollhouse flashbacks. I guess Charlotte taught her well.
157. **** she's been busy. When she's not spying on them, she was building a whole new world underground in the space of a year.
158. Oh great, the Liars are here to save the day. Only bad things can come of this.
159. BUT again, why don’t they just call the ****ing cops?!
162. They need Jenna here to sniff out the real Spencer.
169. It’s so weird to me this whole mess started with Ali, and ended with an evil Spencer twin.
170. For SO long everything pointed back to Yellow Top night. And like, none of that was relevant.
171. I think I need to admit myself into the equivalent of Radley Sanitarium and take some hardcore drugs so I can begin to understand the writing process behind this show.
177. Guys. Guys. Emily is WEARING A SKIRT! And all the rest are WEARING PANTS?! This is the best character development this show has ever seen.
