Stiles Stilinski
Favourite Season 1
Quote Survivor.
Round #7
Vote for your least favorite quote.
Each round will last 48 hours.
Quote 1 - Episode 1 - Pilot:
Voted out Round 4.
Quote 2 - Episode 1 - Pilot:
Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott McCall: A dead body?
Stiles: No, a body of water. Yes, dumb ass, a dead body
Quote 3 - Episode 1 - Pilot:
Stiles: I mean, this is seriously going to be the best thing that's happened to this town since-
[Lydia walks by]
Stiles: since the birth of Lydia Martin. Hey Lydia! You look- like you're gonna ignore me.
[to Scott]
Stiles: You're the cause of this, you know, dragging me down to your nerd depths.
Scott McCall: Uh-huh.
Stiles: I'm a nerd by association. I've been scarlet nerd-ed by you.
Quote 4 - Episode 2 - Second Chance at First Line:
Sheriff Stilinsky: So you lied to me?
Stiles: That depends on how you define lying.
Sheriff Stilinsky: Well I define it as you not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Stiles: Reclining your body... in a horizontal position.
Quote 5 - Episode 2 - Second Chance at First Line:
Scott McCall: What if Derek catches us?
Stiles: I have a plan for that.
Scott McCall: Which is...
Stiles: I run one way, you run the other, if he catches either of us, too bad.
Scott McCall: I hate that plan!
Quote 6 - Episode 2 - Second Chance at First Line:
Voted out Round 3.
Quote 7 - Episode 3 - Pack Mentality:
Stiles: Maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
Scott McCall: And did what?
Stiles: Ate it.
Scott McCall: Raw?
Stiles: No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.
Quote 8 - Episode 3 - Pack Mentality:
Melissa McCall: [after almost hitting Stiles with a bat] Stiles! What are you doing here?
Stiles: What am I doing? What are you doing? Do either of you even play baseball?
Quote - 9 - Episode 3 - Pack Mentality:
Scott McCall: Someone needs to keep watch.
Stiles: How come I'm always the guy keeping watch?
Scott McCall: Because there's only two of us!
Stiles: Well, why is it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time.
Scott McCall: Nobody's Batman and Robin any of the time.
Stiles: Not even some of the time?
Quote 10 - Episode 4 - Magic Bullet:
Stiles: If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have you de-balled.
Quote 11 - Episode 4 - Magic Bullet:
Stiles: [about Derek] And by the way, he's starting to smell.
Scott McCall: Like, like what?
Stiles: Like death.
Quote 12 - Episode 4 - Magic Bullet:
Stiles: [after Derek throws up black blood] Holy, God! What the hell is that?
Derek Hale: It's my body. It's trying to heal itself.
Stiles: Well, it's not doing a very good job of it.
Quote 13 - Episode 5 - The Tell:
Voted out Round 1.
Quote 14 - Episode 5 - The Tell:
Stiles: [Calling Scott] Hey, it's me again. Look, I found something, and I don't know what to do, okay? So if you could turn your phone on
right now, that'd be great. Or else I'll kill you. Do you understand me? I'm gonna kill you. And I'm too upset to come up with a witty description about how exactly I'm gonna kill
you, but I'm just gonna do it, okay? I'm gonna-ugh! Goodbye. God.
Quote - 15 - Episode 6 - Heart Monitor:
Scott McCall: Isn't this one of the heart rate monitors for the track team?
Stiles: Yeah, I borrowed it.
Scott McCall: Stole it.
Stiles: Temporarily misappropriated. Coach uses it to monitor his heart rate with his phone while he jogs, and you're gonna wear it for the rest of the day.
Scott McCall: Isn't that coach's phone?
Stiles: That, I stole.
Quote 16 - Episode 6 - Heart Monitor:
Stiles: Be a werewolf not a teen wolf. Be a werewolf.
Quote 17 - Episode 6 - Heart Monitor:
Stiles: Well, personally I'm a fan of ignoring a problem until eventually it just goes away.
Quote 18 - Episode 7 - Night School:
Jackson: Call the cops.
Stiles: No.
Jackson: What do you mean, "no"?
Stiles: I mean no. You wanna hear it in Spanish?
[Spanish accent]
Stiles: No!
Quote 19 - Epiosde 7 - Night School:
Stiles: [as the gang creates a large barricade in front of the classroom door] Guys - Can we just wait a second? You guys, listen to me, w - Can
we wait a second? Guys? Stiles talking. Can we hang on one second, please? Hello! Okay,
nice work. Really beautiful job, everyone. Now - what should we do about the 20 foot wall of windows?
Quote 20 - Episode 8 - Lunatic:
Voted out Round 6.
Quote 21 - Episode 8 - Lunatic:
Scott McCall: I looked at her, and it was like someone hit me in the ribs with a hammer.
Stiles: Yeah it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.
Quote 22 - Episode 8 - Lunatic:
Stiles: When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.
Quote 23 - Episode 9 - Wolfsbane:
Stiles: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.
Danny: You're a horrible person.
Stiles: I know. It keeps me awake at night.
Quote 24 - Episode 9 - Wolfsbane:
Voted out Round 2.
Quote 25 - Episode 9 - Wolfsbane:
Sheriff Stilinski: I'm very happy for you. And I'm really proud of you.
Stiles: Thanks. Me too, I'm happy and proud of myself.
Quote 26 - Episode 10 - Co-Captain:
Scott: When they come after you, I won't be able to protect you. I can't protect anyone.
Stiles: ...Why are you looking at me?
Quote 27 - Episode 10 - Co-Captain:
Stiles: Hey, come on Jackson, you're way too pretty to be out here all by yourself.
Quote 28 - Episode 11 - Formality:
Stiles: "Well I shouldn't say I told you so, 'cause it's not strong enough. How about,
I'm always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your wolvlihood"
Quote 29 - Episode 11 - Formality:
Stiles: You know, you probably lost it when you two were fighting. You remember that, when he was trying to kill you,
after you interrupted him trying to kill Jackson? Are you starting to see a pattern of violent behavior here?
Scott McCall: He wasn't going to kill anyone. And I'm not letting him die.
Stiles: Could you at least think about letting him die? For me?
Quote 30 - Episode 11 - Formality:
Scott McCall: I can't do this alone. We have to find Derek.
Stiles: Well, "A", you're not alone. You have me. And "B", didn't you say Derek walked into gunfire? He sounds pretty dead.
Quote 31 - Episode 12 - Code Breaker:
Voted out Round 5.
Quote 32 - Episode 12 - Code Breaker:
Argent: Let me ask you a question, Stiles: Have you ever seen a rabid dog?
Stiles: No. I could put it on my to-do list if you just let me go.
Argent: Well I have. And the only thing I've ever been able to compare it to is seeing a friend of mine turn on a full moon. Do you wanna know what happened?
Stiles: Not really, no offense to your storytelling skills.
Quote 33 - Episode 12 - Code Breaker:
Stiles: So you're not gonna kill me? Oh God.
Peter Hale: Don't you understand yet? I'm not the bad guy here.
Stiles: You turn into a giant monster with red eyes and fangs, and you're *not* the bad guy here?