Well, you know . . . the last part of it peps me up the most.

Wait, it would be a more authentic Bellamy Blake pep talk if it included one of his nerdy mythology references.

Amended version:

"April, you can make it through grad school. It may take you a while, but you still have what it takes to be a good student. You're like a modern day Athena, goddess of wisdom. Wanna get down?"

(And then we proceed to get down, of course.)