Okay, I am
finally sitting down to watch...
Some douchebag's film...
Starring God's perfect idiot...
A hot chick...
A British villain...
The comic relief...
A moody teen...
A CGI character...
A gratuitous cameo...
Produced by asshats...
Written by the real heroes here...
Directed by an overpaid tool...
And all set to the music of Juice Newton's Angel of Morning.
