I think it's so funny that during their first attempt to sex, Ted had more or less of a sex-shop in the room setup for whatever it is he had visualized. They went way out, and still, it amounted to nothing. Glad they realized quickly all of that wasn't needed to feel special.
Anyway, I find it hilarious when Ted puts his very cold hands on Emmett's chest and Emmett screeches. So funny.
Cold hands are a no-no.