Red grabbed a beer from the fridge and turned around. "Kitty, I don't need a brand new refrigerator. This is state of the art American brand."
"Red, then why do the funny things make a sound when I open the door?"
"Kitty, you have no reason to worry."
"Why not?"
"Because American-made appliances are superior to anything that isn't an American-made machine. So we don't have to get a new
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