david is finally back on IG
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Seriously considering burning m'lucky @vikings shirt I've had since the age of 10 in effigy as it ain't helping us none.
If they really wanted my help they'd give me an open try out, sign me to the practice squad, active roster then 5 TD's in as many games later would be so glad they gave me the part of a lifetime.
Concussion protocol wouldn't apply either as that part of my brain is already missing.
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I had my throat slit, was left for dead, buried in a shallow grave & all I got was this lousy Picnic Blanket.
May your day go the exact opposite of mine...unless you happen to be...INTO this sort of thing...sexually(?)...then I say have at it. Use the same hole I occupied dying my way back to undead. I'm sure no ones moved in yet.
I mean why waste a perfectly good grave. Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate is my motto
Oh and...
Shabby Shalloween everyone!
May it contain a vapid vape sesh with vin diesel.
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