Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
[crowd boos]
Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: I'll be right back.
[crowd cheers]
Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
Scream - The Rules
~ The Scream Kings and Queens ~
1. LucyHyde
2. ~Unfaithful~
3. cottonmouth13
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5. Marki
6. ~♥~CrazyInLove~♥~
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11. B.Chambers
12. A sorta fairytale
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14. California_ here_ I _come
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18. Let The Ball Drop
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