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Jackie Burkhart {That '70s Show} #4: Because Jackie is like the bottle, you need a 12 step program to get over her!
thebrats;
001. Always Choose You
002. taysgurl
003. Sincerely, Me.
004. jakesprincess
005. *Stephie*
006. Sixonxnavade
007. msstock87
008. vale decem
009. fragileღheart
010. MistyMountainHop
011. my pretty dancer
012. jackiehydelover
013. Wingster
014. MagicBus
015. green eyes sparkle
016. posterity
017. Nerenafan
018. FollowYourღ
019. CarlaTVD
020. Marki
021. science girlfriend
022. misst89
023. ride the lightning
024. living in a dream
025. effie
Fullname; Jacqueline "Jackie" Beulah Burkhart
Nicknames 
Doll (by Hyde)
Biatch (by Laurie)
Kelso Lover (by Donna)
Yoko (Eric at least twice)
Satan's child (also by Hyde)
Loud Girl (by Leo)
Funny Girl (by William Barnett)
Tiny, Short, Boss, The Don, Brada, Tiny Loser, Devil/The Devil, Bula, Ice Princess
Green Jackie, Midget, Little Red Riding Bitch, Venus, Bitch Face, Jackie (short of full name)
futuretitles;
Because sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!
Because there's no crying in the circle!
Because 1977 is Jackie's cutest year ever!
Because she loves unicorns!
Because Jackie is not a square cheerleader!
Because Jackie has secret love powers!
Because Jackie's our little model!
Because Jackie's nickname is the queen of romance!
Because Jackie doesn't sweat, she glistens!
Because she likes to dot her I with a smiley face!
Because Jackie brings the sparkle to our dull grey lives!
Because if you can't put a price tag on love, then how do you know how much it's worth?
Because if she could run across the beach into her own arms she would!
Because she wants what she wants when she wants it!
Because we want to be in the secret hot girls club for the dancing bubble kiss time!
Because Jackie sends herself flowers to make herself feel better!
Because Jackie can sense when you're talking about a wedding!
Because Jackie wants to know how does hair know to grow and how far in your head does it go?
Because Jackie won't make cookies since she cant touch an egg cuz it came out of a chicken butt!
Because Jackie is our evil ice witch!
Because she doesn't want to live in her pink bedroom alone forever!
Because when having to chose who she loves most, she chose herself!
Because if you cut off one of her hands it'll probably grow another Jackie!
Because you don't "burn" someone who's already crying!
Because we love her and Mr. Fluffy Cakes!
Because it's better to have love and lost than to be butt ugly!
Because Jackie is scared of Fatso the Clown cuz his eyes follow her around!
Because Jackie is a thin girl with fat girl problems!
Because Jackie is a revenge machine... she will destroy you!
Because Jackie would definitely approve of the new color scheme.
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