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Scott shanked Lorelai's mother after the party. Mommy called the bad guy cop because scary Keanu Reeves wanted everyone sitting on the porch. Then Scooby Doo ate fifteen bones. "Why Barnard! What kind of sheets are lucky to rip his pants off luke when he snores up the wall and farts!" said Lauren. Jared showed his cute biceps to Lauren and said, "How do you do that thing where your fist kiss goes the wrong direction?"
"Well I just lather up and
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~Tish~
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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