Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
Piper: Let's not get technical now.
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Prue: Don’t you think you’re overreacting? We are perfectly safe here.
Piper: Don’t say that. In horror movies, the person who says that is always the next to die.
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